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Where are the TREES there's TOO MUCH SKY help I need some TREES
Cut the grass
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fantasy characters: “Geez”
me: who the fuck spread Christianity there
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It is Wednesday my dudes
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Honestly? Today is Wednesday and tomorrow is Thursday ☕️💯
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"I'm not like all the other guys"
sorry, we put your boyfriend in a very strange machine. yeah, his molecules got all rearranged. now he has snow white hair and glowing green eyes. on the bright side he’s much more unique than the other guys
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I don't know one but the other is fun
You find yourself stuck in an elevator with your icon and your username. How happy are you?
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YOU DO NOT PUT LEATHER STRAPS ON BARE SKIN IT WILL CHAFE IT WILL CHAFE IT WILL CHAFE IT WILL CHAFE IT WILL CHAFE








TOP BOYS by @QUEERGARDEN
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HE DID IT HE CAUGHT HIS TAIL
Dog.exe has crashed
(via)
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I have been awake for 20 hours and decided that you all suck
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Do any of you ever just have a day
#like im not tired#but i dont wanna do anything#even thou i should#and i can feel the world around me#but goddamn#it wasnt supposed to hurt like this
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When you can tell the artist is Gay with a capital G
Kake: Highway Patrol (1980) by Tom of Finland
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Happy Halloween everyone
i love it when halloween is trending at literally any time outside of october, makes me feel like i belong and other people are just as unhinged as me
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I don't have two wolves inside me- I have a dog that doesn't understand how mirrors work
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there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit
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Does anyone else see the irony of any of the Real Housewives' shows? Like, it says real housewives but these people have enough plastic to be legally classified as a Barbie Doll
#Im not hating on barbie#and i dont have a problem with the movie#but what the hell#barbie#batbie movie
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I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?
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