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reading a letter that pliny wrote to his wife calpurnia while she was away from home and on its face it's very sweet (he talks about walking to her room out of habit and then remembering she's not there and how he feels like he's a jilted lover) but also it's extremely funny to imagine a guy getting paraclausithyron'd in his own house

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i love biting the bullet. i love opening a can of worms. i love putting all my eggs in one basket. i love burying the hatchet. i love crying over spilt milk. i love letting the cat out of the bag. i love wanting to have my cake and eat it too. i love counting my chickens before they’ve hatched. i love making my bed and laying in it. i love putting the cart before the horse. i love burning the candle at both ends. i love calling a spade a spade. i love the bottom of the barrel.

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The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

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The Princess Bride (1987)  dir Rob Reiner

+ IMDB Trivia 

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i think we should talk about cheburashka more like just look at him he is such a creacher

no one knows what kind of animal he is. he is very small. he likes tangerines. i would die for him

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Happy Friday everyone!

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don't talk to me i'm thinking about dog statues turned golden by all the hands that pet them

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people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

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me and the mutuals discussing themes and motifs

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i needed to read this today so im sharing it to all of you!!

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short walk in the sun momentarily heals local woman who hasn't felt real since she was 7

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Mouse eating a nut. Roman mosaic (200 BC). Vatican Museums, Vatican City, Rome.

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this was an unpopular take in recent history but i truly believe it is possible to care about your friends and acquaintances and be a good friend while simultaneously hoping their lame ass boyfriend (theres always one) dies in a boating accident or falls into a well or smth

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Seinfeld (1989 - 1998) 4.02 The Trip 2

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poetry is a fundamental food group if you dont read a decent poem once or twice a month you get soul anemic bone tired and all that