Behemo: the weird little girl to strange little man pipeline
Held: This is so unrelatable. I'm going to talk to my therapist about how much I don't relate to this.
Behemo: ok do you like need something or?
Luna: They didn't have the basket robens mint ice cream at heebers so I had to get ben10 jerries and it's okay I guess but it's kinda awful. It's like it's not mint chocolate but it's also not toothpaste flavored it's some nothing else
Behemo: can anyone hear me. where am i.
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Karchess: you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up
Sateriasis: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
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Lemy: GIVE ME A D! GIVE ME A O! GIVE ME A L! GIVE ME A P! GIVE ME A H! GIVE ME A I! GIVE ME A N! GIVE ME A S!
Lemy: PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER AND WHAT DOSE IT SPELL
Julia: shut the fuck up
Mayrana: Cocaine!
Yuzette: dick
Kaidor: Anal Douching
Gatt: tuna?
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Hello EC community :)
Thank you all for being SO annoying that I needed to rise from my grave to make this post :))
Shut up.
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Thank you @/lunaracee and everyone who got me to 1000 reblogs!
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thanks guys
sorry for all the sudden and long hiatuses
Ma: Dude dying sucks, how do you guys cope with mortality?
Irina: Violent outbursts
Levia: General sluttiness
Eve: Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!
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Happy (LATE!!!!) 15th Anniversary of Evillious Chronicles everyone!
I don't have anything particularly funny or creative to post, but I DO have an announcement to make.
I am going to be hosting a sequel to setphies's EC popularity poll!
Same rules, same guests, but with a different layout
Though as you know there a plenty of minor characters in Evillious who have no canon appearance, which is a problem for me cause I wish to make those funny little VS banners things
But that's where I ask for your help!
If you would like your art to be featured in this event (with an @ so it will be linked back to you) then please feel free to submit!
I'll be posting general rules for sending in art when I can but for now, submissions are open, and linked below is a full list of every character that is participating (ignore my deadname this is not negotiable 🔪)
Thanks for listening!
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IR: You know, you're like a an empty tip jar
Sateriasis: Ready to be filled! ;)
IR:
BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CENTS!!!!!!!!!
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Cherubim: What's the word for when hands are bisexual
Gumina: do you mean ambidextrous.
Cherubim: I am madly in love with you.
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DONT DRAW ATTENTION TO ME WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
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in my graveyard posting arc btw
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Arte & Pollo: Lady Banica you said you were going to scream at us more its been at least 36 hours where are you
Banica: sorry i was eating
Carlos: For 36 hours?
Banica: i had seconds
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Hansel: Mooom! Gretel called me the B-word!! :(
Gretel: "Motherfucker" doesn't start with a B.
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Carlos: Banica was banned from the chicken shack so we had to go out of town to get some
Banica: Well they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it!
Carlos: My lady, you ate a chair.
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