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Levia: "It's *only* children, Behemo, not *lonely* children. A lonely child is what you're gonna be after I sell you."
source: arthur cartoon
#submission#evillious chronicles#incorrect quotes#i love having my job done for me#levia barisol#behemo barisol
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Behemo: the weird little girl to strange little man pipeline
Held: This is so unrelatable. I'm going to talk to my therapist about how much I don't relate to this.
Behemo: ok do you like need something or?
Luna: They didn't have the basket robens mint ice cream at heebers so I had to get ben10 jerries and it's okay I guess but it's kinda awful. It's like it's not mint chocolate but it's also not toothpaste flavored it's some nothing else
Behemo: can anyone hear me. where am i.
#evillious chronicles#incorrect quotes#wouldn't queue like to know#behemo barisol#held yggdra#luna hazuki
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#evillious chronicles#incorrect quotes#fake textposts#images#margarita blankenheim#hanne lorre#elluka clockworker#ignore how weirdly sized it is
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Karchess: you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up
Sateriasis: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
#and then karchess stabbed him#evillious chronicles#incorrect quotes#suggestive#karchess crim#sateriasis venomania#cherubim venomania
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Lemy: GIVE ME A D! GIVE ME A O! GIVE ME A L! GIVE ME A P! GIVE ME A H! GIVE ME A I! GIVE ME A N! GIVE ME A S!
Lemy: PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER AND WHAT DOSE IT SPELL
Julia: shut the fuck up
Mayrana: Cocaine!
Yuzette: dick
Kaidor: Anal Douching
Gatt: tuna?
#evillious chronicles#incorrect quotes#lemy abelard#julia abelard#irina clockworker#mayrana blossom#yuzette ora#kaidor blankenheim#gatt coulomb
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Hello EC community :)
Thank you all for being SO annoying that I needed to rise from my grave to make this post :))
Shut up.
#evillious chronicles#not a quote#since im here anyway new quotes coming eventually i prommy this time
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Thank you @/lunaracee and everyone who got me to 1000 reblogs!
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thanks guys
sorry for all the sudden and long hiatuses
Ma: Dude dying sucks, how do you guys cope with mortality?
Irina: Violent outbursts
Levia: General sluttiness
Eve: Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!
#1000 reblogs#tumblr milestone#thank you#incorrect quotes#not evillious#these pre-canned tags r cringe
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Happy (LATE!!!!) 15th Anniversary of Evillious Chronicles everyone!
I don't have anything particularly funny or creative to post, but I DO have an announcement to make.
I am going to be hosting a sequel to setphies's EC popularity poll!
Same rules, same guests, but with a different layout
Though as you know there a plenty of minor characters in Evillious who have no canon appearance, which is a problem for me cause I wish to make those funny little VS banners things
But that's where I ask for your help!
If you would like your art to be featured in this event (with an @ so it will be linked back to you) then please feel free to submit!
I'll be posting general rules for sending in art when I can but for now, submissions are open, and linked below is a full list of every character that is participating (ignore my deadname this is not negotiable 🔪)
Thanks for listening!
#evillious chronicles#not a quote#ec popularity poll#there better not be any typos cause i dont think you can edit posts with polls
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#evillious chronicles#not a quote#I'm planning on hosting an event that includes some no-design characters‚ but I'm only one person haha#So I'd like to ask you guys for some help‚ but I don't know if anyone would be alright with that#more details will be posted when this poll ends
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IR: You know, you're like a an empty tip jar
Sateriasis: Ready to be filled! ;)
IR:
BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CENTS!!!!!!!!!
#evillious chronicles#incorrect quotes#nsfw text#suggestive#sateriasis venomania#irina clockworker#ir evillious#does ir have a tag
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Cherubim: What's the word for when hands are bisexual
Gumina: do you mean ambidextrous.
Cherubim: I am madly in love with you.
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No new Valentine's content this year, so instead im shamelessly plugging my own art
Anyway happy birthday KAITO that's the only part of today that matters
Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Have some EC themed cards based solely off my headcannons rather than any source material and also with poses i shamefully traced from random official art cause it was too hard otherwise :)
also have a bonus non-edited sati valentine
#evillious chronicles#not a quote#sateriasis venomania#banica conchita#riliane lucifen d'autriche#margarita blankenheim#kayo sudou#gallerian marlon#nemesis sudou#rejoice art be upon ye
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DONT DRAW ATTENTION TO ME WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
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#evillious chronicles#incorrect quotes#images#carlos marlon#seth twiright#lich arklow#hansel salmhofer#gretel salmhofer
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in my graveyard posting arc btw
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Arte & Pollo: Lady Banica you said you were going to scream at us more its been at least 36 hours where are you
Banica: sorry i was eating
Carlos: For 36 hours?
Banica: i had seconds
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Hansel: Mooom! Gretel called me the B-word!! :(
Gretel: "Motherfucker" doesn't start with a B.
#evillious chronicles#incorrect quotes#gretel salmhofer#hansel salmhofer#wouldn't queue like to know
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