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Haii! I have a minor question for really anyone here in the fandom-

So I've decided to work on this silly crossover fic (idk if I'll post it, it's still in wip) but I have some questions about writing warden

Thing is, idk how to write the weirdo. Don't want to make him annoying, or too childish, or whatever so does anyone have suggestions for writing him? Much appreciated! :D

oooo!! i’ve been waiting for something like this!

he's a real oddball, anon, i'll give you that.

warden is childish and whimsical, very much in his own head (especially in after the second season), but he also has a commanding, vaguely sinister aura (this is really noticeable in the pilot). he's chaotic, unpredictable, deeply disturbed from... y'know, his everything, yet he is oh so meticulous when he's focused on something he wants. the blue print of a tumblr sexyman. while being charming and vain, he's also really dorky and immature (which ironically adds to his charm, therefore creating a black hole and sucking all of us in and turning us into sentient spaghetti noodles). he is blunt, he is camp, and by god is he cunty.

he absolutely loves attention and praise, but lashes out when he faces even the slightest hint of criticism. due to him being raised in a cold, colourless prison, he ended up the flashiest man you'll ever meet. this man has fatherly wounds so deep, you'd think that they're genetic, carved into his dna like a damn caveman drawing. the thought of betrayal terrifies him (as seen in "dream machine", where he has a full blown mental collapse over a dream).

he's the guy at your work who serves maximum cunt every time you see him, but he's also the type of guy to go to a waffle house specifically to watch people beat the shit out of each other. he's the type of guy who goes to brunch and eats scones while talking about the messiest gossip you've ever heard, but this motherfucker could also murder a whole crowd of people and his main complaint would be that he got blood on his shoes. one second he's drawing with crayons and making balloon animals out of condoms, jumping up and down like he's got no damn sense, and the next he's gleefully watching a man get all of his appendages get cut off with a rusty spoon.

i hope my essay helped you out at least a tiny bit.

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preach.

It's wild to me some people just genuinely get a horse with 0 idea of the care involved..

Like I understand the misconception that you don't have to research for cats or dogs and sometimes even fish, but goddamm, a HORSE? You just are winging it?

Some people genuinely treat their animals as if they aren't even alive I swear to Gog.. You are in charge of a whole life and you don't even care..

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IM FUCKING TWEAKING OUT MY ORGANS CANNOT SURVIVE THIS

Did you hear about christy teasing a possible superjail comeback 👀👀

WHAT THE FUCK???

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Little intro post!

My credentials: I have worked for several years in the horse world as a barnhand, barn manager and occasionally trainer in a total of five very varied barns. I have two diplomas in horse husbandry and training and have owned two horse in the recent past.

Because I love horses I often have content shown to me by algorithms which very often are quite upsetting, usually "funny" videos in viral compilations showing horses performing actions stemming from bad husbandry and horrific mental en physical health as well as straight up abuse content. A lot of people are not in the know about what these behaviours mean and sometimes, they do appear to be quite funny (horses bobbing their heads, rocking, etc...), so I'm making this blog to help share which behaviours you shouldn't encourage the posting of when you see it online. I was inspired by @is-this-cat-video-cute and simmilar blogs who I think do amazing work, and I wanted to join the effort on the side of horses.

Feel free to tage me in videos, or send them to me in asks or dms. The usual suspects will be funny horse compilations, mostly from TikTok or Instagram reels, but I fear Tumblr might not be free from sin lol. Anyway, love horses, fight abuse and negligence always and let's encourage good husbandry and good practices instead of boosting borderline abuse!!

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she'd call me a faggot and then forgive me for being a medicated loser because I have a horse

would younger you be angry with present-day you?

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hey guys when are we gonna stop commenting support and love on equestrians' posts when they are actively ignoring the fact their horse is gaping, headtossing, and their tail is spinning like a helicopter over every jump or around every barrel. you should not be praising mediocre riders at the expense of their horse's wellbeing, this sport is already so behind in ethics and in order to actually fix that you should probably start running your mouth in an actually effective way. thanks!

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HATE when people try to pull out the "horses beat the shit out of each other all the time so it's fine and doesn't hurt them if i hit them as hard as i can with a whip" ok demonstrably false but also you are not a horse you are a primate? with a bigger brain. ostensibly. use it 🔪

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I love you superjail but why do you have my favorite characters saying the most outrageous and offensive stuff 💔

its so out of place man

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The Superjail Battle

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ok based but what would jfk of all people know about getting head. he doesnt even have one!

dont worry guys. jfk said its not gay if its head

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i would definitely guzzle gasoline religiously if it wasnt so expensive

gas pumps are sexual in the way that gasoline smells so good and the nozzles are inherently phallic yet society says you cant do anything about that

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just like my sleeping horse

Drawing sleepy horses~

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I love red bell peppers mmmm they're so good I eat them like an apple.

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This is the greatest painting I've ever made. As a matter of fact, it belongs in a museum.

I love the Airplanes meme.

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????? march ?????? again ??????