he/him | unfortunately this will not be purely ant nor even bug dumbassery, as i would go insane
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flashback to that time i got patted down for wearing a binder and when the tsa worker asked about it, my dad decided to jump ahead of my expanation and describe it as like a vest 💀
#tsa probably hates me tbh i get patted down for the strangest of reasons#and i end up joking about half of them
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i will... ponder this
My Reddit feed glitched and gave me this masterpiece.
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His smile is worth exactly 2 pokos. Just awful.
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with everyone's help, we can make this possible. do your part today
Perfectly sensible sign.
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King of the Bugs
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#how i felt as a wee child crouching over an invasive ant hill#except ants are actually not very weak in proportion to their size i know this is a common fact but i need to get this out there for the#masses still#first split tag on tumblr yahoo ig#olimar posting
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me turning on the bathroom faucet at one in the morning and slurping down handful after handful of that cold fresh tap water
I'm such a water slut. An h2-whore. Love me a good cup of clear. A good glass of glug. A good sip of soothe.
#this is what happens when a 196er gets let loose on r/hydrohomies#uhhh we get a little horny on main i think but for water so it's okay#my apologies for subjecting you to this
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merchant does a little trolling rule
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a well-reasoned appeal to the masses. all i could hope to add would be ants (there's so many, they're probably in your walls)
Please don't forget the ants!
STOP STOP STOP Stop, making festive "bug print" fabrics, quilt patterns, children's books and drawings that include "mix of bugs" but don't contain a single ANT.
I know how you artists are. You never skip the butterfly because of the colors. You never skip the beetle because of the ... shape. You never skip a centipede or millipede because of the legs. You never skip the spider because of the LORE. But ants are "boring" --right? NO WRONG
Ants are everything. Ants are the most successful members of the most successful group of land animals on the planet!
A nature drawing without ants is like a forest without leaves. Like night sky... without any stars. Do not forget the ants. Know the ants have not forgotten you!
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mm tasty rule
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you don't understand, it had to happen. i cry every time it's so sad
#regrettable#196 rule(?)#he really gave his life for her and she didn't notice until it was too late </3
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this happens from time to time op just gotta deal
#goblinposting#spotify#the goblins were awakened the goblins were awakened the goblins were awakened the goblins were awakened
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combined, there is only the possibility of euphoria
Trans men, I know what gives you euphoria because it's what gives me dysphoria.
Join me. We will be powerful.
#there could also be only dysphoria#but that's not really relevant#this is the trans agenda btw#the more the merrier
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no better way to advertise the coming of pikmin 4, if you ask me
New Yorkers in Times Square looking up in horror as one of the billboards starts to display Captain Olimar shaking his ass
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perhaps i am a good portion non-potable
i guess this is me now? anab (assigned non-potable at binternet) or smt ig
it be your own phone
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