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yeah, shes an all-american girl. corn fed, farm raised, no artificial growth hormones,... well, a few artificial growth hormones :teva_estradiol_pill:

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it must feel so great as a couple to break up with your third. like so smug because you're cementing the strength of your relationship and your commitment to eachother within normative bounds while also feeling superior to the suddenly single person you found reason to cast off. this sounds derisive because i find the idea of it being sort of evil kind of a compelling narrative. maybe even hot.

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booked for nullification surgery but the surgeon requires me to do intense handsfree orgasm training before i get it. well this joke is sort of nothing.

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Summer 2025 in/out

out:

bad vibes

negativity

in:

throwing little pebbles at the back of twinks' heads

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stop drinkin forties with the shorties and come drink espresso martinis with the 6'3s

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most beautiful girl youve ever seen: hey man can i hit your vape? no problem if not also if this makes you want to kill me thats ok its ok if you can barely control your urge to bash my head into the wall thats alright

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Yes, it IS transandrophobia when transgender tags are full of MTF tranny porn. Yes, these pictures ARE very sexy, and yes, it DOES contribute to my big boner.

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comparing myself to celebrities but only in ways where i win. im taller than sabrina carpenter. i've probably picked more blueberries than chappel roan. im almost entirely sure ive seen more dead bodies than hunter schafer.

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hey, your "yandere girltwink" partner is reblogging from people who selfdescribe as femboys. you can borrow my boltgun if you need help putting her down.

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trans girl serial murderer getting dysphoric about the contents of the psychological profile report the FBI puts out about her so she tries to murder in more and more girly ways

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diversity win! this corporate assassin has 6-monthers!

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im pregnant and its me

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weedpengf who gets dysphoric when you cough after hitting her

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vapegirlgf who gets dysphoric when you hit the pennifer more sensually than you hit her

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tsbestie said her femboy ex used to "kirby her shit from the back"..

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insane that a mackbook is ever described as sexy when you literally get to finger your thinkpad.