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NO DON'T SAY IT-

love it when fictional characters use plural pronouns ouuugh

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That was painful to read girly just block his ass

guy i’ve interacted with a total of like 5 times this school year told me he loves me over text the interaction was basically

(long text under the cut so beware)

hey man how are you doing?

(in german. he’s not german) do i know you

i hope so

(in german) i hope not

are you mad at me

[hatzbin hotel gif] i’m fjne

are you sure

[hatzbin hotel gif that says “don’t get me started”] yes

do you want to hear about my blorbos (i’m 99% sure he’s autistic among other things and tbh i thought this might appeal to him)

[hahahahahaha no gif]

ok man chill out a bit you’re not an edgelord

[backwards for some reason] i’m lonely im not sure why i made this chat

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[he says some things like “i hope you have a great life” and i threaten to text the mental health line the school recommended. i say ive texted it before and i have {he doesn’t know it was about him the other time}]

(…)

[recording of my singing monsters]

is that msm

yep! which one?

idrk singing monsters i’m better at pokemon

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[he sends me photos or information about pokemon and i try to guess it. i didn’t guess any of them completely correctly but im mostly glad he’s not actively suicidal. also i call him “my lord” and “my liege” a few times as a joke]

[i tell him my Unhinged Pokemon Headcanons {they’re not actually Unhinged Unhinged they’re like “this character is trans” “this character is aroace” but to a presumably heterosexual cisgender person who doesn’t know what homestuck is,,} trying to scare him away. he ignores it.]

(…)

do you know the pendulum pokemon

[incorrect guess]

[he sends a Weird GIF of a pixelated hypno leaving a room with the text “bye bye chat” over it]

you should play deltarune and have a gender crisis about it [still trying to scare him off]

[3-frame vibrating gif that is presumably fanart (not his) of Gold from pokemon with his arms and legs cut off. exposed bones and pure black eyes. deranged thing to send to someone absolutely 100%]

(…)

“what happened to his arms and legs my good sir”

“Well, let’s just say that he has been, toyed with....”

“whumped?” “very ranged behavior”

“If you want to call it that”

(…)

[he tries to tell me about some pokemon creepypasta. he sends a video but i couldn’t watch it at the time]

(…)

😢meow meow meow meow

poor little meow meow spotted🫵

there are a few things i need to tell you. goodbye

what? bye

[steven universe gif] “And…. I Love You” “Hope [friend name] and [friend name] turn out good as well”

i don’t know what the hell this means

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I feel like The Normal Album would be Kismesis with Everything is a Lot. I can't really explain why. They just kinda would

Can we ship albums together? I mean actual albums. Can we do that?

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i don’t care if it’s a pain to wash. i’m a trans woman and i love my hair. nothing you say will make me cut it.

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Day 222 - Well, That Was Fun, Goodbye!

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SIMIC PLAYER

(based)

RAMP, CARD DRAW, RAMP, CARD DRAW, RAMP, CARD DRAW, RAMP, CARD DRAW, RAM-

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FWFWFWIW, If it was going to get you, boy, it would have by now.

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I made Pizza-Sonas for me and my friendgroup

do you fw pizza game ocs…

I don’t have any Pizza Game OCs of my own, but I’d be willing to hear about ones that others have! If you wanna send an ask telling me about yours if you have one, go for it! 😊

I’m also gonna take this opportunity to mention that if you guys have any headcanons about Pizza Game characters/ships/etc., feel free to share in an ask! I enjoy getting asks from fellow Pizza Game fans! (As long as they’re nice and appropriate, of course.)

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WHY WOULD ROXY HAVE EYELASHES AS A BABY BUT NOT AS A TEEN???? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

The only way that TMasc Dirk and TFem Roxy works is if Roxy is Bro's Alpha Variant and Dirk is Moms Alpha variant. Do with that what you will.

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The Witch girl is transphobic (TTYD has a trans character)

Look at this activism. Look at what lesbianism is being reduced to. These hideous and filthy porn addicts want to convert lesbians into cock worshipping heterosexuals. Female homosexuality cannot exist under trans ideology. They will not allow it.

Protect female homosexuality. Protect lesbians.

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It's alright! And this is great! My favorite Will Wood song :3

Dude I didn't realize I didn't know this song as well as I thought @antiling-sideblog

Anyways here's the first step! Feels weird to sing bc I'm not an alcoholic nor am I legally able to be one

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Lmao girl didn't get the reference :3

Look at this activism. Look at what lesbianism is being reduced to. These hideous and filthy porn addicts want to convert lesbians into cock worshipping heterosexuals. Female homosexuality cannot exist under trans ideology. They will not allow it.

Protect female homosexuality. Protect lesbians.

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How I thought "Death of a Unicorn" was going to end (Spoilers, duh)

Shepard snorts The Shredded Unicorn Horn and goes "I know what to do."

Shepard: So, uh, The Legends thing, it says that a Maiden needs to Woo the Unicorn and Pacify it, right?

Ridley: Not exactly, but yeah?

Shepard: Well I realized some shit while I snorted that horn-

Ridley: You what?!

Shepard: Besides the point, but uh, I think I'm supposed to be that maiden.

Ridley: What?

Shepard: Yeah, no, uh, sorry for being a douche, that was just Gender Dysphoria and False Masculinity, but that's besides the point because I'm gonna save us all!

Ridley: I will be honest, I did not expect that.

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"average Kaldheim elf gets into 1 fight every day" factoid actualy just statistical error. average Kaldheim elf gets into 0 fights every day. Tyvar Kell, who travels the multiverse & picks 10,000 battles each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted