I am the voice, the first and the last impression. An ambassador isn't always a powerless one. [Independent roleplay of Josephine Montilyet. Set in Inquisition. See links below for more info.]
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"You need not worry," she assuaged quickly. "Good will come out of it beyond your request. Though I admit, I am... surprised. You did not seem like someone that would need my expertise."
antivan-heart:
"My apologies, Ambassador Montilyet, but I’m anxious to hear the results. I have spent too much of my life waiting."
"Unfortunately you might have to spare me a few hours still." Nonetheless, she smiled, offering what comfort she could. "… But I promised results, Solas, and the favors I pulled were large ones."
"I see."
A slight frown pulled at his features. “I trust you to deliver. You have not failed the Inquisition i the past. Exactly how many favours did you have to pull?”
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"My apologies, Ambassador Montilyet, but I’m anxious to hear the results. I have spent too much of my life waiting."
"Unfortunately you might have to spare me a few hours still." Nonetheless, she smiled, offering what comfort she could. "... But I promised results, Solas, and the favors I pulled were large ones."
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"For now," Josephine quipped. "However, we all start somewhere. ... As frustrating as it can be. Urgency never gets as far as people expect in politics."
bijoudefer started following you
It is good to see you, Madame De Fer. -she smiles, inclining her head politely- I hope accommodations has been to your liking.
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❛ the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy ❜ sentence starters
❛ All the dolphins have ever done is muck about in the water having a good time. ❜
❛ Don’t panic. ❜
❛ Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now? ❜
❛ Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? ❜
❛ Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space. ❜
❛ If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now. ❜
❛ I’d far rather be happy than right any day. ❜
❛ This must be a Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. ❜
❛ You’re turning into a penguin. Stop it. ❜
❛ No, I was only fooling. We are going to die after all. ❜
❛ So long, and thanks for all the fish. ❜
❛ Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. ❜
❛ If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it? ❜
❛ Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word safe that I wasn’t previously aware of. ❜
❛ There’s an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they’ve worked out. ❜
❛ I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed. ❜
❛ All through my life I’ve had this strange unaccountable feeling that something was going on in the world, something big, even sinister, and no one would tell me what it was. ❜
❛ Life. Loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it. ❜
❛ Ow! My brains! ❜
❛ Blood… blood… blood… blood… ❜
❛ I don’t want to die now! I’ve still got a headache! I don’t want to go to heaven with a headache, I’d be all cross and wouldn’t enjoy it! ❜
❛ My capacity for happiness you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first. ❜
❛ Oh dear, you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well. Are you all right? ❜
❛ Life! Don’t talk to me about life. ❜
❛ Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh god I’m so depressed. ❜
❛ The fully armed nuclear warheads are of course merely a courtesy detail. ❜
❛ Call that job satisfaction? ’Cause I don’t. ❜
❛ Very deep. You should send that in to the Reader’s Digest. They’ve got a page for people like you. ❜
❛ Do you find coming to terms with the mindless tedium of it all presents an interesting challenge? ❜
❛ Who is this God person anyway? ❜
❛ Hey, this is terrific! Someone down there is trying to kill us! ❜
❛ I’ll have you hung, drawn and quartered! And whipped! And boiled… until… until… until… until you’ve had enough. ❜
❛ That is really amazing. That really is truly amazing. That is so amazingly amazing I think I’d like to steal it. ❜
❛ I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my life-style. ❜
❛ You’ve got as much sex appeal as a road accident. ❜
❛ Molest me not with this pocket calculator stuff. ❜
❛ It’s partly the curiosity, partly a sense of adventure, but mostly I think it’s the fame and the money. ❜
❛ It gives me my headache just trying to think down to your level. ❜
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bijoudefer started following you
It is good to see you, Madame De Fer. -she smiles, inclining her head politely- I hope accommodations has been to your liking.
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queenofeden:
things that are apparently 100% canon
josie makes everybody attend weekly tea parties
leliana curses in orlesian when she’s frustrated/upset
cullen is intimidated by leliana
basically everybody in the entire inquisition, with the exception of josephine and maybe cassandra, is intimidated by leliana
leliana helps sera with her pranks, but like, only on the down low
kieran picked out morrigan’s ball gown
both leliana and morrigan definitely remember the ‘red velvet dress’ conversation
josephine wears frilly underthings???
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"Oh, Inquisitor!" she smiled upon seeing the dwarf, momentarily returning the quill to the ink pott to focus on her. "I was hoping you would have a moment to spare?"
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Most ex-bards tend to, though to her credit, we have bigger liars among the circle. -she frowns and seems ready to admonish the man- Please. You could do far better here than a make-shift shelter for the evening.
If you're worried about questions, I can ensure some discreet.
-she chuckles lightly- You’ll have to forgive me then for not trying again, just once. Leliana has told me much of your exploits in Ferelden.
Still, I would like to return the favor by offering what comforts we can during your stay. Or, at least, a place with good ale.
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-she chuckles lightly- You'll have to forgive me then for not trying again, just once. Leliana has told me much of your exploits in Ferelden.
Still, I would like to return the favor by offering what comforts we can during your stay. Or, at least, a place with good ale.
-she passes a knowing glance-
Somehow, I am not very surprised to hear that. Nonetheless, I would like to keep word of this place positive. It tends to make my job easier later.
If I may ask, is supplies the only reason you came to Skyhold?
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-she passes a knowing glance-
Somehow, I am not very surprised to hear that. Nonetheless, I would like to keep word of this place positive. It tends to make my job easier later.
If I may ask, is supplies the only reason you came to Skyhold?
Easily, I could point you to it. -she moves around him quickly, easily with a gracious smile- I’m also a bit of a… representative here. If you have any questions, or perhaps, something more… complicated, I’m happy to help.
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Easily, I could point you to it. -she moves around him quickly, easily with a gracious smile- I'm also a bit of a... representative here. If you have any questions, or perhaps, something more... complicated, I'm happy to help.
Ah. You— -she pauses, as if speechless- … What can I do for you?
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Ah. You-- -she pauses, as if speechless- ... What can I do for you?
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