@ people who were not born in Ireland and particularly Americans
- It is not Patty’s Day, it is Paddy’s Day. Patty is short for Patricia, Paddy is short for Pádraig which has been anglicised to Patrick.
- It is not Gaelic, it is Irish. In Irish, the language is called Gaelige but that’s pronounced Gwayl-geh.
- Literally no one in Ireland has ever eaten corned beef and cabbage
- We have also never said top of the morning
- If you pinch an Irish person for not wearing green on Paddy’s Day they’re likely to slap you.
- Why do you dye your drinks green?
- It is not “North Ireland” it is “Northern Ireland”. It is not “South Ireland” it is “The Republic of Ireland” or just “Ireland”.
- No, I do not know the Dohertys of Mayo.
- Please, if you must, do things for the craic and not the crack. Cocaine is not a great habit lads.
- Drinks like the “Irish car bomb” and the “black & tan” are incredibly offensive (you wouldn’t drink a “9/11”)
However
- Wearing green is grand
- Having a few drinks is also grand, they don’t even need to be Irish (I drink a Swedish cider most of the time)
- Aye sure queue up some Irish music on youtube it’s great.
- If you want one Irish word to use throughout the day a good one is Sláinte (pronounced slawn-sha) - it’s the equivalent of saying “cheers” before you drink!
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the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.
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obsessed w/him actually
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Me and my constant low blood sugar be vibing. And by vibing, I mean vibrating. I am trembling rn. Fuck you hypoglycemia, I hope you perish.
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i don't think the hulk exists due to gamma radiation. i think getting 7 PhDs just does that to you
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it's the last day you can rb this
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PJO reactions Ep 2: PJO Spoilers!!!
“you drool when you sleep” oh my godddddds
poor grover
he’s such a tween so angsty
MR. D
Why does Percy give such Ricky Bowen energy
Lol boy he ain’t around
HAHA WHAT IS DIONYSUS ON THIS FUCKER. I just expected him to laugh in Percy’s face
Chiron’s look of horror that Percy might be Mr. D’s son
Okay but I just had a thought can Athena kids have two moms since she makes them from her mind? Like…bisexual Athena?
Why did they have to make Luke hot?
Wait who tf is she? Wtf is this? Aww wait Grover’s council thing .
“Assume they’d get really squishy” my god i love this child
I was about to say “ who tf let Percy go on a random hill and make a fire” but I realized it was a dream
Wait why is Clarisse kind of…
Wheelchair rep!
IS THAT CHARLE’S???
Why did they have to make Luke hot???? 😭😭
lol baby boy you haven’t made friends here yet, not in Luke at least
“he doesn’t get to ignore you” that is so a percy jackson thing to sat
Clarisse how the hell could he make the minotaur up, he brought back a horn
Sad we got none of Percy’s sassy lines in that
ANNABETH!!!!!
Okay but it’s so sad she’s head counselor of Athena, she’s only twelve all her older siblings are dead
“She’s my little sister” 😭😭😭
Thalia mention!!!
“strongest warrior” kind of depresso for the older kids, their strongest warrior is twelve
“sunshine” omggggg
She is so annoyed with this boy
THE HAT!!
This boy I am cackling
I forget if he actually did that well without water
Was it Annabeth that pushed him in in the books?
Chiron looks book accurate in the way that he looks way too tired for this shit
“I am Sally Jackson’s son!” I love him
Aww I love Grover so much
9.8/10 the character interactions were amazing
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Bringing back the episode reactions: PJO Spoilers!!!
Only re-read the first two chapters of the book since it released early. Also this is barely coherent just me getting my thoughts out
The sass in tiny walker’s face
IS THAT FUCKING MYTHO MAGIC
The minotaur has fruit of the loom underwear
The shade that sally is throwing at poisiden rn
NANCY BOBOFIT
The pen has a cap in this one
“Oh!” God I love Grover
Ope this is not supposed to happen in the middle of the street?!?
haha i forgot the obvious gaslighting
Poor boy is so confused 😭
Mr B with his mind games
THE FORESHADOWING
Isn’t he not supposed to be kicked out until summer?
Haha omg i love the plumber
Holy shit gabe is so accurate, just a different kind of accurate than I imagined
THE BLUE CANDY
Gabe and Sally are so different but yet so similar. She just has his balls in a vice
Now that I’m thinking about it, they should have had the three cut his string and him ditching Grover
I love that the oven is blue
but he should have already heard the story about his dad - but the non-book readers need exposition so Ig it’s okay
if fully don’t remember sally being the one to explain but idk if I like it
God I love Grover
Awww his horns
Percy why tf don’t you have your seatbelt on
why is Thalia’s tree so tiny
I’m going to fucking sob
No this woman fully thought she was going to die with that minotaur I’m sobbing
Holy shit that fight. Walker is such a good Percy
“HE MUST BE THE ONE” AHHH
9/10 So good but should have been an hour longer
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PJO reactions Ep 2: PJO Spoilers!!!
“you drool when you sleep” oh my godddddds
poor grover
he’s such a tween so angsty
MR. D
Why does Percy give such Ricky Bowen energy
Lol boy he ain’t around
HAHA WHAT IS DIONYSUS ON THIS FUCKER. I just expected him to laugh in Percy’s face
Chiron’s look of horror that Percy might be Mr. D’s son
Okay but I just had a thought can Athena kids have two moms since she makes them from her mind? Like…bisexual Athena?
Why did they have to make Luke hot?
Wait who tf is she? Wtf is this? Aww wait Grover’s council thing .
“Assume they’d get really squishy” my god i love this child
I was about to say “ who tf let Percy go on a random hill and make a fire” but I realized it was a dream
Wait why is Clarisse kind of…
Wheelchair rep!
IS THAT CHARLE’S???
Why did they have to make Luke hot???? 😭😭
lol baby boy you haven’t made friends here yet, not in Luke at least
“he doesn’t get to ignore you” that is so a percy jackson thing to sat
Clarisse how the hell could he make the minotaur up, he brought back a horn
Sad we got none of Percy’s sassy lines in that
ANNABETH!!!!!
Okay but it’s so sad she’s head counselor of Athena, she’s only twelve all her older siblings are dead
“She’s my little sister” 😭😭😭
Thalia mention!!!
“strongest warrior” kind of depresso for the older kids, their strongest warrior is twelve
“sunshine” omggggg
She is so annoyed with this boy
THE HAT!!
This boy I am cackling
I forget if he actually did that well without water
Was it Annabeth that pushed him in in the books?
Chiron looks book accurate in the way that he looks way too tired for this shit
“I am Sally Jackson’s son!” I love him
Aww I love Grover so much
9.8/10 the character interactions were amazing
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Bringing back the episode reactions: PJO Spoilers!!!
Only re-read the first two chapters of the book since it released early. Also this is barely coherent just me getting my thoughts out
The sass in tiny walker’s face
IS THAT FUCKING MYTHO MAGIC
The minotaur has fruit of the loom underwear
The shade that sally is throwing at poisiden rn
NANCY BOBOFIT
The pen has a cap in this one
“Oh!” God I love Grover
Ope this is not supposed to happen in the middle of the street?!?
haha i forgot the obvious gaslighting
Poor boy is so confused 😭
Mr B with his mind games
THE FORESHADOWING
Isn’t he not supposed to be kicked out until summer?
Haha omg i love the plumber
Holy shit gabe is so accurate, just a different kind of accurate than I imagined
THE BLUE CANDY
Gabe and Sally are so different but yet so similar. She just has his balls in a vice
Now that I’m thinking about it, they should have had the three cut his string and him ditching Grover
I love that the oven is blue
but he should have already heard the story about his dad - but the non-book readers need exposition so Ig it’s okay
if fully don’t remember sally being the one to explain but idk if I like it
God I love Grover
Awww his horns
Percy why tf don’t you have your seatbelt on
why is Thalia’s tree so tiny
I’m going to fucking sob
No this woman fully thought she was going to die with that minotaur I’m sobbing
Holy shit that fight. Walker is such a good Percy
“HE MUST BE THE ONE” AHHH
9/10 So good but should have been an hour longer
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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?
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AI has problems re: algorithm training and image ownership, but this image and this image only can stay.
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Branch manager and assistant branch manager
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love that crowley’s car isn’t all that rebellious at heart it just wants to please whichever parent has custody
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Turns out it’s NOT the end of an era 😝 Miami, New Orleans, Indy and Toronto: The Eras Tour is coming to you in 2024 with Gracie Abrams! Verified fan registration for all shows is open now - visit TaylorSwift.com for more information
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