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Vampire King, you lay upon the blood-soaked death of your ruined land. Castles plundered, dominions in ruin, servants destroyed; all to end the hellfire with which you sought to cover the world. A bloody conquest—having consumed hundreds of thousands, countless villages razed to the ground, and over twenty thousand impaled & prostrated by you and you alone—to strike horror into the hearts of mortal men! What say you, monster! Demon! Devil conceived by the bleakest womb! What say you now!?
Chris Sabat (as Dr. Abraham Van Helsing)
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So I've recently discovered Yagami yato. Expect wildt shit from me
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Vampire King, you lay upon the blood-soaked death of your ruined land. Castles plundered, dominions in ruin, servants destroyed; all to end the hellfire with which you sought to cover the world. A bloody conquest—having consumed hundreds of thousands, countless villages razed to the ground, and over twenty thousand impaled & prostrated by you and you alone—to strike horror into the hearts of mortal men! What say you, monster! Demon! Devil conceived by the bleakest womb! What say you now!?
Chris Sabat (as Dr. Abraham Van Helsing)
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This is great!!❤❤
Wake Up
Eddie, wake up.
“Hm? I—I’m awake. I wasn’t sleeping”
You were sleeping.
Eddie drags himself up to a sitting position, dazed and bleary in the pre-dawn dark. He looks over to check the time, but the glowing red characters on his alarm-clock’s display are apparently having trouble gathering their wits. He glares and squints at them, which seems to intimidate them enough to organize themselves into legible numbers. He immediately collapses back into his pillows.
“Christ, it’s four a.m.,” he means to groan, though it comes out more like a whine than he’d have preferred. “Of course I was fucking asleep.”
I have been watching television, Eddie.
“Oh, great,” he says covering his eyes with the palms of his hands. “Anything interesting?”
I have found bad guys for us to eat.
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seeing people I literally NEVER expected to even tolerate monsterfucking willingly putting content on their blogs about tom hardy having a slime monster up his ass is quite honestly the only thing that makes me want to see it. what kind of movie has this much raw power? I must find out
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sometimes i get surprised by the horny posts on my dash but y’know what? tumblr is 70% less horny now than it was in 2013. 2013 was a really horny year and i’m really glad we’ve moved on from that.
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Don’t forget: on October 3rd, he asked me what day it was
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Express by OrchidPeach560 (Miss_Webb)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/14937084/chapters/34606956
Follow orchidpeach560 on tumblr( wouldn't let me @ them)
#fanfic#ao3#ao3 ss#ao3 screenshots#?#ironman#dr.strange#loki#apiderman#captain america#steven strange#tony stark#loki laufeyson#steve rogers
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Betrayal
Let me tell y'all bout how my no good dirty rotten fucking boyfriend….GOT TO SEE HAMILTON WITHOUT ME!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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From C'est moi by sunken_ships (sunken__ships)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6475903/chapters/14823418
(There’s gonna be a lot from here)
#fanfic#ao3#ao3 ss#ao3 screenshots#hamilton the musical#rev set#founding fuckboys#?#Lafayette inspires unquenchable thirst#alexander hamilton#hercules mulligan#john laurens#marie joseph paul yves roch gilbert du motier marquis de lafayette
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C'est moi by sunken_ships (sunken__ships)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6475903/chapters/14823418
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me: so..who do you like together? or like which two persons do you really wish were like romantically or platonically involved..?
person: you mean who do i ship?
me: oh thank god
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