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Him, Really! But He's Poor!
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by DaedericRose
This will be a series of slow updating one shots. This was intended for a female reader but I also think a non-binary reader could read it just the same. I've had these ideas swimming in my head for over 6 years. Lets see if you guys enjoy them!
Words: 501, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: South Park
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Categories: F/M, Gen
Characters: Kenny McCormick, Craig Tucker, Token Black, Ike Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Wendy Testaburger, Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Bebe Stevens, Kevin Stoley, Kyle Broflovski, Tweek Tweak, Karen McCormick, Eric Cartman, Jimmy Valmer, Timmy Burch, New Kid | Douchebag
Relationships: Kenny McCormick/Reader, Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak
Additional Tags: Basic South Park Cast, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Kenny typical death, Explicit Language, slow burn but not, One shots or maybe more
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Be Nice to Me
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by Starryskies404
Craig didn't know how long he had been in the smelly iron cage, but he did know that it was very gross and he wanted out.
That wasn't an option however, so Craig shifted into the furthest corner of the cage and pressed his back against the cold bars of the containment, hiding his face in his shirt to avoid the stink.
Craig was in a cage because unfortunately the fates had decided that out of all the children in the world, he would be taken to be experimented on by a lunatic.
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Look at me starting another work when i have 2 wips already this will go great
Words: 1641, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: South Park
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Categories: M/M
Characters: Craig Tucker, Clyde Donovan, Kyle Broflovski, Harrison Yates, Alphonse Mephesto, Tweek Tweak, Kenny McCormick, Tweek Tweak's Parents, Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Stan Marsh, Stan Marsh's Parents, Craig Tucker's Parents, Clyde Donovan's Parents, Kyle Broflovski's Parents
Relationships: Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak, Kenny McCormick/Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Clyde Donovan/Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh
Additional Tags: Human Experimentation, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Blood and Violence, Human/Animal Hybrids, get through the angst to get to the fluff, Suicidal Thoughts, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Angst, Angst and Hurt/Comfort
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meteor shower
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by Anonymous
Tweek is dead, Craig's desperate, and Kyle's tired of not having the solutions to everyone's issues.
Words: 1472, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: South Park
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Major Character Death
Characters: Kyle Broflovski, Craig Tucker, Kenny McCormick
Relationships: Kyle Broflovski & Craig Tucker, Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak, Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh
Additional Tags: Rituals, Imp Tweek Tweak, sad craig hours, Angst, Like LOTS of angst, will update tags as I go
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Luck Isn't A Good Thing After All
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by Anonymous
What happens when a goth and a basketball player have sex?
Trying to pretend it didn't happen.
Words: 941, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: South Park
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Characters: Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak
Relationships: Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman, Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak
Additional Tags: Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Mpreg, Adoption, Angst
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All Eyes On Me
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by KurnaKovite
It's been a rough few weeks since they finally started dating, because nobody wants to leave them alone.
Words: 1420, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: South Park
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak
Relationships: Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak
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marriage of true minds
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by pinscushion
craig's love language is gift giving.
Words: 5127, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: South Park
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Characters: Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak, Clyde Donovan, Token Black, Jimmy Valmer, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman
Relationships: Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak, Clyde Donovan/Bebe Stevens
Additional Tags: his name is Tolkien not token, Fluff, tweeks parents suck
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watching the moon
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by ayunalol
Eric loved sitting at starks pond and gazing at the moon, he always listen to music while doing so. one song in particular came on and he put in on repeat, slowly realizing he was crying about a specific ginger.
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characters aged up and in their senior year of highschool
cartman isnt like himself at all lmao
(got logged out of other account)
Words: 3051, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English
Fandoms: South Park
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/M, M/M
Characters: Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Wendy Testaburger, Heidi Turner, Token Black, Liane Cartman, Tweek Tweak, Craig Tucker
Relationships: Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh/Wendy Testaburger, Kenny McCormick/Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak
Additional Tags: My First South Park Fic, Sad Eric Cartman, Eric Cartman Not Being an Asshole, Eric Cartman Gets Therapy, Out Of Character Eric Cartman, Bisexual Kyle Broflovski, stan loves wendy, Bottom Eric Cartman, Jealous Heidi Turner, Depression, Eating Disorders, Fluff and Angst, Kyman - Freeform, kenny is a whore, Top Kyle Broflovski
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Your Ancient Name
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by pregnantzombie
“What are you talking about,” Feldspar demands.
“In your next life,” the barbarian repeats as though it’s obvious. “You don’t want to come back as a worm, do you?! …Oh no, what if I come back as a worm…?!”
“Seriously, what are you talking about?”
“The life cycle!”
Feldspar darts his eyes back and forth across the ground thoughtfully even though all he can see is shadows. He’s heard those words before. He can’t quite place where. The thief strains to remember through the fatigue of malnutrition and incarceration. Then it strikes him.
“Are you talking about reincarnation?”
“Hmm,” the barbarian considers the word for a moment. “Is that the word you use for it here?”
“I guess,” Feldspar shrugs again. “Do you remember your past lives?”
“Do you?”
“...Whatever. I don’t believe in that stuff.”
Words: 8487, Chapters: 1/10, Language: English
Fandoms: South Park
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Characters: Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak, Clyde Donovan
Relationships: Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Stick of Truth (South Park), South Park: The Fractured But Whole, Feldspar the Thief - Freeform, Barbarian Tweek - Freeform, Check tags with updates please!, Feldspar's prison arc, Supernatural - Freeform, Time Travel, Reincarnation, Execution
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Jersey Lovin'
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by HoneyPoison
Kyle and Eric are online friends. Kyle comes to town for a small visit and things sort of escalate for the two boys....
Words: 5, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: South Park
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Underage
Categories: F/M, M/M
Characters: Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick, Stan Marsh, Sheila Broflovski, Gerald Broflovski, Liane Cartman, Wendy Testaburger, Clyde Donovan, Roger Donovan, Tammy Warner, Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak, Other Character Tags to Be Added
Relationships: Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh/Wendy Testaburger, Gerald Broflovski/Sheila Broflovski, Liane Cartman/Roger Donovan, Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak, Kenny McCormick/Tammy Warner
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Jersey Kyle Broflovski, Online Friendship, Porn With Plot, New Jersey, Top Eric Cartman, Bottom Kyle Broflovski, First Time, Work In Progress, Horny Teenagers, Dirty Jokes, Bad Puns, Bad Dirty Talk, Praise Kink, Kyle has braces
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Always Starting Over
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by DaftKneazleHairedMuppet
Stan Marsh hates his life. He’s torn between the relief that highschool is ending, and the grief that soon everyone will part ways. Prom is the furthest thing from his mind. However, it seems to be the first thing on everyone else's. When Stan can’t seem to execute a passable prom night and predictably makes an ass of himself at the after party he finds himself lost in the woods, wishing he could have a do-over. It seems something deemed it their job to give it to him. Now stuck in a time loop, reliving prom night again and again will Stan be able to find his way out? Will he recognize the consequences of his actions? And will he be able to admit the truth he’s been hiding from everyone, even himself?
Words: 6421, Chapters: 1/15, Language: English
Fandoms: South Park
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi
Characters: Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Eric Cartman, Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Wendy Testaburger, Bebe Stevens, Clyde Donovan, Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak, Token Black, Nichole Daniels, Jimmy Valmer, Timmy Burch, Shelly Marsh, Randy Marsh, Sharon Marsh, Sheila Broflovski, Gerald Broflovski, Ike Broflovski, Heidi Turner, Henrietta Biggle, Goth Kids (South Park), Pete Thelman, Jerome "Chef" McElroy, Scott Malkinson, Sophie Gray, Herbert Garrison
Relationships: Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick/Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak, Clyde Donovan/Bebe Stevens, Stan Marsh/Wendy Testaburger, Token Black/Wendy Testaburger, Rebecca "Red" McArthur/Kevin Stoley, Sophie Gray/Scott Malkinson
Additional Tags: Prom, Time Loop, Sexuality Crisis, Sexuality, Coming of Age, High School, Love, Gender Identity, Crossdressing, Gender, Depression, Mental Health Issues
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Cold Te
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by SaveismyName
Muchos relatos de muchos fandoms.
Habrán algunos datos de mis AU's como cosas ajenas a éste. Cada advertencia estará al principio del capítulo.
Acepto pedidos también, Sólo que cosas no tan fuertes
Words: 842, Chapters: 1/1, Language: Español
Fandoms: Slendytubbies (Video Games), Popee the Performer (Anime), Creepypasta - Fandom, South Park, Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen, Multi
Characters: Kedamono (Popee the Performer), Mirror Kedamono (Popee the Performer), Jeffrey Woods | Jeff the Killer, Kedamono Jr. (Popee the Performer), Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, Jane Arkensaw | Jane the Killer, The Guardian (Slendytubbies), Sergeant Miles (Slendytubbies), Ron (Slendytubbies), Dutch (Slendytubbies), Conor (Slendytubbies), Kyle Broflovski, Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Tinky-Winky (Teletubbies), Dipsy (Teletubbies), Silco (Arcane: League of Legends), Jinx (League of Legends), Vi (League of Legends)
Relationships: The Guardian (Slendytubbies)/Tinky-Winky (Teletubbies), Sergeant Miles (Slendytubbies)/Noo-Noo (Teletubbies), Kedamono/Popee (Popee the Performer), Dipsy (Teletubbies)/Ron (Slendytubbies), The Guardian/Ron (Slendytubbies), Mirror Kedamono/Mirror Popee (Popee the Performer), Jinx (League of Legends)/Silco (Arcane: League of Legends)/Vi (League of Legends), Jinx/Vi (League of Legends), Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak, Kenny McCormick/Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh, Eyeless Jack/Jeffrey Woods | Jeff the Killer, BEN (BEN Drowned)/Jeffrey Woods | Jeff the Killer, Conor/Dutch (Slendytubbies)
Additional Tags: One Shot, Fluff and Smut, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn With Plot, Relationship(s), Platonic Relationships, Past Relationship(s), Father-Son Relationship, Father/Son Incest, Threesome - M/M/M, Mental Health Issues, Drugs, Drugged Sex, Twins, Childhood Friends, Best Friends, Bestiality, Brothers, Family Fluff
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Rush Hour
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by EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken6604
It was probably too much to expect calm or quiet from a house in South Park—especially on today of all days, and especially from Tweek Tweak’s house. But even Clyde and Jimmy, the most accustomed to chaos of Tweek's friends (from being pulled into whatever Stan's group was doing that week), were cowering from the commotion in the kitchen.
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Though he didn't look like it, Craig was having an equally chaotic time across town.
It was Valentine's Day. The most romantic day of the year, bar none. It was one of Tweek's favorite holidays, and Tweek was one of his favorite people. And Craig Tucker, emotionally stunted dumbass that he was, had no gift to give.
Words: 2746, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: South Park
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi
Characters: Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak
Relationships: Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak
Additional Tags: Fluff, Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day Fic Exchange, Valentine's Day Fluff, Chocolate, Stress Baking, Craig Tucker and Tweek Tweak in Love, POV Third Person, POV Third Person Omniscient, POV Craig Tucker, POV Tweek Tweak, One Shot, Aged-Up Character(s), Established Relationship, Kissing, Boys Kissing, Cleaning, Swearing, Implied Sexual Content, background Clybe
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In this life and the next
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by GreenGlitchBitch
When his court had received a raven from the Grand Wizard that he would visit Zaron in a fortnight, there was much panic. Everyone knew the Grand Wizard had staked a claim on the kingdom of Zaron, though he had no rights to the kingdom itself, but none knew how to stop him. They had all heard of his conquest of Kupa Keep, and how the Princess Kenny abdicated and passed her crown and kingdom to the Grand Wizard, but none knew just what he had done to break the Princess’s iron will. It worried Kyle, and had been a constant lingering fear in his mind since they received the notice.
Words: 3621, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Series: Part 4 of South Park fics
Fandoms: South Park
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Ike Broflovski (Mentioned), craig Tucker (mentioned), Tweek Tweak (mentioned)
Relationships: Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh, Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak (Mentioned)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Stick of Truth (South Park), Elf King Kyle, Sir Stanley - Freeform, Grand Wizard Cartman, Elf Prince Ike, Established Relationship, Engagement, Stanley is king with Kyle, Eric Cartman Being An Asshole, Eric Cartman is the bad guy, Chapter Fic, Kyle is badass, Stan is badass
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Gunslinger Craig
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by TheKnickKnackPaddyWhack
Gunslinger Craig pursues Tweek, the Man In Black, across the desert
Words: 864, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: South Park, Dark Tower - Stephen King
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak
Relationships: Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Western, Dark Tower References
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South Park: The Fractured But Whole
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by TheBilliantOne
Set three years after the events of Stick of Truth, new kid Seth "Douchebag" Bobinski becomes involved in an epic roleplay involving two rival superhero factions vying to create their own superhero media franchises. But this being South Park, things soon take a crazy turn...
Words: 3148, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: South Park
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Coon and Friends, Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Philip "Pip" Pirrip (South Park), Craig Tucker, Clyde Donovan, Jimmy Valmer, Scott Malkinson, Annie Nelson, Kyle Schwartz, Freedom Pals (South Park), Kenny McCormick, Karen McCormick, Stan Marsh, Tweek Tweak, Token Black, Timmy Burch, Wendy Testaburger, Bebe Stevens, Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Morgan Freeman (South Park), Mitch Conner, Randy Marsh, Harrison Yates, Woodland Critters (South Park), Santa Claus, Jesus Christ (South Park), Father Maxi (South Park), Alphonse Mephesto, New Kid | Douchebag's Mom, New Kid | Douchebag's Dad, Sheila Broflovski, Stephen Stotch, Jared Fogle (South Park), New Kid | Douchebag
Relationships: New Kid | Douchebag/Everyone, New Kid | Douchebag/Leopold "Butters" Stotch, New Kid | Douchebag/Scott Malkinson, Annie Knitts/New Kid | Douchebag, New Kid | Douchebag/Mysterion (South Park), Karen McCormick/Mysterion, Karen McCormick & Kenny McCormick, Karen McCormick & New Kid | Douchebag, Kyle Broflovski/New Kid | Douchebag, Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak, Super Craig/Wonder Tweek (South Park), Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh, Philip "Pip" Pirrip/New Kid | Douchebag, New Kid | Douchebag/Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman/Mitch Conner, Eric Cartman/New Kid | Douchebag
Additional Tags: Superheroes, Comedy, Best Friends, Friendship, Science Fiction, Time Travel, Minor Character Death, Resurrection, South Park: The Fractured But Whole, Pip is Alive, Craig Tucker and Tweek Tweak in Love, Gay Tweek Tweak, Gay Craig Tucker, Superhero Pip, Superhero Bebe, Superhero Annie, Parody, Superhero Parody, New Kid has a name, Tragedy, Superhero Karen McCormick, Morgan Fucking Freeman, Marvel References
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Origin stories
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by Unitedstatesofdakota
The Superheroes of South Park must team up together to stop Professor Chaos. It’s a real shame that they can hardly stand each other.
Words: 1615, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: South Park
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen, M/M
Characters: Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick, Liane Cartman, Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Wendy Testaburger, Bebe Stevens, Clyde Donovan, Scott Malkinson, Token Black, Jimmy Valmer, Timmy Burch
Relationships: Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak, Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh, Clyde Donovan/Type O blood, Mysterion/Professor Chaos (South Park), Kenny McCormick/Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Liane Cartman/A Space Raccoon
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Teenagers, Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers, Eric Cartman Being Eric Cartman, Kenny and Butters being dramatic for no reason, Craig Tucker and Tweek Tweak in Love, pov shifts a lot I’m sorry, Superpowers are canon, How Do I Tag, South Park: The Fractured But Whole powers
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Step Family
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by serenstarr714
Clyde and Eric find out about how their parents have been sneaking around together- they don’t take the news lightly.
Words: 644, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: South Park
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Eric Cartman, Clyde Donovan, Liane Cartman, Roger Donovan, Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak, Tolkien Black, Jimmy Valmer
Relationships: Liane Cartman/Roger Donovan, Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak
Additional Tags: My First Fanfic, Eric and Clyde are brothers, Plot, mentions death, Short Story
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