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in the basement rn where its actually cool, maybe i'll sleep on the couch...

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kris does have the ability to stop themselves from saying stupid shit when the player orders it which means they are totally cool with saying “Bangin’ sermon, my man” to a priest

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it would be funny if a deltarune character became the next big tumblr sexyman but mostly only because sans undertale is also in deltarune

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He’s hot

I think he’s very attractive. I know he’s genetically modified to be a sexy man but idc

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goddamn where do u live that it's that hot

new jersey :(

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rb with whether people assume you’re older or younger than your actual age

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sorry, just needed to get that out of my system

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ITS 88 FUCKING DEGREES OUT AT TWO IN THE GODDAMN MORNING

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the pendulum is going to swing back so hard to woke, it will be unbelievable. you're going to be arrested if you go out without pronoun pins

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i <3 snapping out of it

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Overheard at dinner:

"wait you should check if chatgpt has any advice for picking lottery numbers! Like ask it what numbers to pick! It's an AI maybe it's figured out some strategy"

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i mean that's nice to say and all, but when filling out an application that has no option to include a cover letter, it seems like finding a clever way to include an unrequested one might not actually work to your favor

oh yeah i havent had to write a cover letter yet, maybe they're finally dying out as a practice? i mean, like 10% of jobs seem to want them but i just havent applied to any of those. it usually seems to be strongly correlated with job postings that have very little information so you couldnt write a good cover letter anyway?

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they removed capybara walking (1887) from letterboxd so i'm letting it live on my blog forever

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i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days

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波照間島行きたい。ひたすらさとうきび畑の間を自転車で駆け抜けたい。

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If there was such a character as "The Third-Worldist Chocolatier", this individual might propose that we replace the imperial core with the caramel core. But since it's just a theory there's no way to really know for sure