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apathetic-tortoise
Apathetic Tortoise
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Pretty much just incorrect quotes at this point 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇺🐢♾️
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apathetic-tortoise · 10 hours ago
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Gram, smiling dumbly:
Sean: What’s up with you?
Gram: Black called me pretty
Black: I called you pretty fucking stupid
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apathetic-tortoise · 1 day ago
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Jun: I still don’t have a New Year’s resolution
Nano: You could lose a few
Thame: You could be less lazy
Dylan: Don’t be such a bitch
Jun: Okay DAMN, SHIT
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apathetic-tortoise · 2 days ago
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Style: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?
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apathetic-tortoise · 3 days ago
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Yok: Hey besties-
Black: Die
Yok: What did I do to you-
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apathetic-tortoise · 4 days ago
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Kinn, texting: Sorry, I’m running a little late
Porsche, still in bed, having forgotten they were meeting in the first place: You always do this
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apathetic-tortoise · 5 days ago
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Dunk: I wonder why everyone thinks we’re dating
Joong, wearing a shirt that says “JoongDunk 20k words porn without plot”: Weird, I don’t know
Est: I wonder why everyone thinks we’re dating
William, wearing a shirt that says “I’m dating Est Supha”: Weird, I don’t know
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apathetic-tortoise · 6 days ago
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Thame: It's pretty cold outside... Wanna hold hands? We should stay close
Po, blushing: Okay
Dylan: It's fucking summer
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apathetic-tortoise · 7 days ago
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Pol: Where are your glasses, Arm?
Arm, who walked in on Kinn and Porsche fucking: I have seen enough
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apathetic-tortoise · 8 days ago
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Tar: Per, I need a favour
Per: I'm not kissing you again
Kim: Kissing!?!
Shane: AGAIN!?!
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apathetic-tortoise · 9 days ago
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Fahsai: We’re going to a candy store?!
Manmok: No! It’s nighttime, candy stores are closed
Fahsai: We’re gonna ROB a candy store?!?!
Manmok, sighing: No-
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apathetic-tortoise · 10 days ago
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Tan: And if someone comes up to you at school and says ‘Hi, I’m one of Mr Tan’s friends, I’m here to pick you up’ what do you say?
Tar: Liar! Mr Tan doesn’t have any friends!
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apathetic-tortoise · 11 days ago
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Ava: What are you doing?
Ramil: You know, reading
Ava: So the fact that Paytai is modelling without a shirt has nothing to do with the page you've been reading for the past hour
Ramil: It’s a very interesting page
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apathetic-tortoise · 12 days ago
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Black: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!
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apathetic-tortoise · 13 days ago
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Fahsai: Firstly, how dare you use mathematics to make me look stupid!
Fahsai: I’m actually very good at mathematics
Fahsai: Thirdly, I think you might be right
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apathetic-tortoise · 14 days ago
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Est: I wonder why everyone thinks we’re dating
William, wearing a shirt that says “I’m dating Est Supha”: Weird, I don’t know
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apathetic-tortoise · 15 days ago
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Khanin: *Switches to dance with Charan instead of his partner*
Ava and Ramil, leaving more than room for Jesus: Hold up, we can do that!?!
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apathetic-tortoise · 16 days ago
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Black: You disgust me
Yok, eating a kitkat sideways: I realize this and don’t care
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