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apexlegends-meme · 4 years
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Lifeline: you guys need to get a hobby.
Caustic: I have a hobby.
Lifeline: murder isn't a hobby.
Mirage: I have a hobby as well.
Lifeline: being narcissist isn't a hobby either.
Loba: what about revenge? Does that count?
Lifeline: I give up.
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apexlegends-meme · 4 years
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Caustic: Why is so wrong when I have fun?
Everyone: ...
Wattson: well dr. Caustic, with all the respect, when you have fun, people die.
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apexlegends-meme · 4 years
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*after a date*
Lifeline: so Octavio, what are we now?
Octane: ...
Octane: human beings?
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apexlegends-meme · 4 years
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Loba: my parents were so kind with me.
Revenant: "were", exactly.
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apexlegends-meme · 4 years
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Wattson: I'm tougher than I look.
Caustic: that's my child.
Wraith: don't mess with her.
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apexlegends-meme · 4 years
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*Halloween party*
Lifeline: I bought a pumpkin.
Mirage: *laughs nervously*
Octane: Amigo, stay away from that pumpkin.
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apexlegends-meme · 4 years
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*Octane and Mirage doing something stupid*
Mirage: are we in trouble?
Bangalore: take a guess.
Octane: ...
Octane: no?
Bangalore: take another guess.
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apexlegends-meme · 4 years
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Octane: that was AMAZING. Creo que te amo amigo. Too bad you're dead.
Mirage: do you love me?
Octane: wait, no-
Mirage to himself: oh my god, he loves me.
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apexlegends-meme · 4 years
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Mirage: jeez, I don't like wake up in the morning.
Caustic: then don't do it.
Mirage: wHAT?
Caustic: don't wake up.
Caustic: I can help you.
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apexlegends-meme · 4 years
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Crypto: fuck you, old man.
Wattson: Crypto! Apologise to Mirage.
Crypto: …
Crypto: fine.
Crypto: “unfuck you” or whatever.
Mirage: *visibly confused*
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