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how're you all? :D

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Terry: Say yes to drugs, say no to drugs, doesn't matter what you say to drugs. Because if you're talking to drugs, you're definitely taking them.

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Zenix: i've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Gene: I think you meant tricks.

Sasha: He did not.

Zenix, pulling knives from his sleeves: No I did not.

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Aphmau: What time does the judgemental train arrive?

Katelyn: Ivy gets here around 11.

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Zane: I'm so useless.

Gene: no you're not.

Gene: you can be used as a bad example.

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Dante: Gene, when do you usually sleep?

Gene: When I collapse is entirely up to the gods.

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Gene: What is that obnoxious glowing orb in the sky?

Dante: That would be the sun...

Gene: I'm gonna fight it.

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Garroth, Facetiming Laurance: Zane told me Santa wasn't real.

Garroth: Well, guess who's lap I'm sitting on right now. Take that Zane.

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Gene: I wish puberty would take you to a customize your character screen..

Sasha: Do you realise how many people would be dragons?

Zenix: You say that like it's a bad thing.

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Lucinda: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated!

Aaron: Killed without hesitation.

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Aaron: Is there a word between Mad and Sad?

Rylan: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated–

Blaze: Smad.

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Dante: I never brag.

Gene: ...You once called your face the proof of Irenes existence.

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Rylan: My kink is when people actually care and ask about my feelings, or just show any kind of love towards me.

Blaze: Too realistic, settle for bondage like the rest of us.

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Terry: Make sure you don't eat fish after drinking lots of water, because then the fish will go blub blub blub in your belly.

Travis: I'm not 5, Dad.

Travis: and that only works with a whole fish, you dummy.

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Garroth: Laurance and I are not dating.

Zane: Alright..Everyone who thought Garroth and Laurance were together, raise your hand.

*Everyone puts their hand up*

Garroth: Laurance, put your hand down.

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Laurance: what're we doing-

Dante: wasting our lives.

Laurance: i meant for lunch.

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Dante: I'm going to Tacobell, you want anything?

Travis: I want my Dad back.

Dante: Yeah I got like 15 bucks.