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real

Inspired by. Yknow. Current events

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air

*Francis texting Arthur*

France: hey. why are you so sad? there's so much goodness in the world!

England: I don't know frog. you have asthma when there's so much air in the world.

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break

due to the light of recent events in my country, I will not be posting certain ship content for awhile.

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Nothing

America, texting: rip i was always into you

Russia: ? worst confession ever

America: you are not dead? I lied. you are nothing to me.

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Bad

Japan: you're killing my bad guy personality

America: who's a good kitty?

Japan: Meee :3

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Over

Russia: You're so annoying. Unfortunately, in a kinda sexy way...

America: Oh, it's over for you, idiot. Now I'm in your head!

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Cute

America: You have some problems

Russia, drunk: You look cute and fuckable too.

America, blushing: I am. However, that's not relevant right now.

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Writing rusame it's so hard... are they messing around or seriously fighting? are they flirting? are they fucking? I don't know

Depends on how you view them. Also, the type of fanfic is a good indicator of how the relationship is. I honestly like my ships to be happy and caring towards each other.

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Stupid

America, groaning: Crushes are the worst! Whenever I'm near mine, I start acting stupid

Japan: You always act stupid

Japan:

Japan: Wait...

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Fight or flirt

America: Are we fighting or flirting?

Russia: I'm pinning you against the wall with my hand around your neck

America: Your point?

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Kiss 2

America: I want to kiss you

Russia, not paying attention: What?

America: I said if you die, I won't miss you

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Example

America: I'm totally useless

Canada: You're not totally useless!

Canada, smugly: You can be used as a bad example

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Idea

America: I have an idea

Canada: A good idea?

America: Let's not get ahead of ourselves

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Disappointed

Canada: Alfred...

America: I can tell by the tone in your voice that you're disappointed. However, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.

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Romantic

America: if I was given the opportunity i would definitely stab you so so so much

Russia: if I shook your head around it would rattle the only things in there: two marbles and a cob web

*proceeds to make out*

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Kiss

Italy, mockingly: Miss me! Miss me! Now you gotta ki-

Germany, serious: Now I gotta what?

Italy, blushing: Nothing, forget it!

Germany: No no no- Now I gotta what?

*Italy runs away*