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Hey so five Hargreeves is still a good person right? S4 isn’t canon? That’s not him right? Right? He wouldn’t do that that isn’t him. Hey guys s4 isn’t canon right?

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Y’all ever feel sympathy for other fandoms and their plights?

I’m just sitting here, happy with my Cobra Kai and Stranger things brainrot.

But the Umbrella Academy guys are so sad right now. I’ve never watched the Umbrella Academy really, though I know people who love it so I’ve seen it by proxy.

I’m straight up considering binging it all just so I can write accurate fix-it fics but to help ease the pain the fandom is feeling right now.

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still devastated we never got to see cha cha after season 1

i know she wasn’t like, the best, most morally correct person of all time but she was such a fucking badass. she got shit done and she absolutely ate everyone tf up i do not care

yes she is an assassin and she did kinda suck but also she’s absolutely slaying in more ways than one and i think we should’ve let her continue to do so

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ooc — just wanna say, oh man oh god i want to roleplay and interact so badly, yet i've got to watch the entire series to even start. hope that's okay moots!! this account will probably be very lowly interactive until then. 😕😕💌

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( a collection of fun and adventurous dialogue prompts. adjust phrasing as necessary.) feel free to make edits to better suit your muse, but please don’t edit or add on to the original post 💛 if you like, please consider supporting me through tips, it's highly appreciated.

"Want to try sneaking into the movie theater?"

"There's this exclusive sky bar on the top floor. I bet if we act confident enough, we could just walk right in. Ready to blend in with the high rollers?"

"You know the 'Staff Only' areas in aquariums always look so intriguing. I've got an idea involving lab coats and clipboards. Interested?"

"There's a secret passage in this art gallery that leads to a hidden exhibit. I overheard the curator talking about it. Shall we go exploring?"

"I've always wanted to see a movie from the theater's projection room. I've got a friend who works here – you get what I mean?"

"So, that exclusive restaurant is fully booked for months, but I may have 'borrowed' a couple of names from the reservation list. Feeling adventurous?"

"The old amusement park's been closed for years, but I know a way in. Imagine having all those rides to ourselves under the moonlight."

"I heard there's an underground speakeasy in this library. Apparently, you need to whisper a password to the librarian. Wanna try our luck?"

"Remember that fancy pool party we weren't invited to? I've got two waiter uniforms and a brilliant plan. You in?"

"There's a secret rooftop garden on top of that skyscraper. I bet we could talk our way past security if we pretend to be lost interns."

"I know this sounds crazy, but I found a hidden door behind the museum. Want to see where it leads after closing time?"

"The local TV station does live broadcasts from that studio. I bet with the right timing, we could sneak onto a set during a commercial break. Ready for your 15 seconds of fame?"

"I discovered a hidden hot spring in the woods just outside town. It's a bit of a hike, but imagine a midnight dip under the stars."

"There's a secret room in the library that's usually locked. I copied the key while volunteering. Want to see what forbidden books they're hiding?"

"Remember that fancy cooking class that was full? Well, I may have found a way for us to observe from the kitchen's back entrance. Hungry for some culinary espionage?"

"I know how to get onto the roof of the tallest building downtown. The view of the sunset from up there is incredible. Shall we?"

"There's a masquerade ball at the governor's mansion tonight. I've got two masks and a wild idea. Care to crash a high-society party?"

"My friend works at the zoo and says we could help feed the penguins after closing time. Interested in a secret animal encounter?"

"I heard this old theater is supposedly haunted. Want to sneak in after hours and do some ghost hunting?"

"There's a secret beach hidden behind those cliffs. The catch? We'll have to climb down a rope ladder to reach it. You up for it?"

"I found an old map of the city's underground tunnels. Fancy a subterranean adventure date?"

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&. 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬.

( this is basically just a very self indulgent list of various fluff, angst, and suggestive themed dialogue sentence starters. )

❛ i could keep you safe. they’re all afraid of me. ❜

❛ i’m trying to fix your hair, so hold still. ❜

❛ your heart is beating so fast right now. ❜

❛ promise me you’ll still be here when i wake up. ❜

❛ you’re not as bad as everyone says you are. ❜

❛ i thought you’d like some company. ❜ 

❛ clean yourself up. you're getting blood all over the place. ❜

❛ here, give this a try and tell me what you think. ❜

❛ you can kiss me, you know. ❜

❛ come back to bed. ❜

❛ you look good like this. ❜

❛ working together again, it’s just like old times. ❜

❛ how is it you always know what i need, huh? ❜

❛ you’re lucky you got away with only a scratch. ❜ 

❛ i can’t imagine losing someone like that. i’m sorry. ❜

❛ you know you can always talk to me. ❜

❛ the only one who gets to kill you, is me. ❜

❛ so, what do i owe this pleasure? ❜

❛ ah, so you aren’t heartless after all. ❜

❛ may i have this dance? ❜ 

❛ it’s okay, you can touch me. i won't break. ❜

❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜

❛ hold still. this might sting a little. ❜

❛ we can't keep doing this. ❜ 

❛ you look like you've got something to say. ❜

❛ just relax and let me take care of you. ❜

❛ thought you’d be lighter without all that blood. ❜

❛ i had it under control. you didn’t need to do that. ❜

❛ everything looks so beautiful from up here. ❜

❛ you treat all your ladies like this? ❜

❛ well? how do i look? ❜

❛ can’t sleep? ❜

❛ do you mind if i smoke? ❜

❛ i’m scared of ending up alone. ❜

❛ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile. ❜

❛ how long has it been since you've slept? ❜

❛ you are losing my interest, and that’s very dangerous. ❜

❛ i’d suffer hell if you’d tell me what you’d do to me tonight. ❜

❛ you look really pretty right now. ❜

❛ i’ve never cared for anyone the way i care for you. ❜

❛ i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know. ❜

❛ just a few more stitches and you’ll be as good as new. ❜

❛ i’d say we make a pretty good team. ❜

❛ i want you to forget this ever happened. ❜

❛ i'm here for business — not pleasure. ❜

❛ if i didn't know any better, i'd say you were jealous. ❜

❛ you'd look better down on your knees. ❜

❛ fine, keep acting like you hate me. ❜

❛ kiss me again. ❜

❛ are you asking me out on a date? ❜

❛ just sit there and look pretty and let me handle this. ❜

❛ you okay? caught you staring off into space again. ❜

❛ well, i do feel better now that you're here. ❜

❛ i'm not drunk enough for this. ❜ 

❛ why is it whenever we see each other, you’re covered in blood? ❜

❛ i was wrong about you. ❜ 

❛ the first time i met you, i had no idea you'd mean this much. ❜

❛ you gonna be a good girl / boy for me? ❜

❛ i’m not afraid of you. ❜

❛ books mean more to me than people anyway. ❜

❛ i just wanted to say thank you for protecting me. ❜

❛ how about a kiss goodnight? ❜

❛ i don’t have time for distractions right now. ❜

❛ you shouldn’t be out here by yourself. ❜ 

❛ if i have to think about one more thing today, my head will explode. ❜

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inside out if it was filmed inside my head

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five spilling a personal secret (coming out) — roleplay starter — vanya / viktor or klaus reply!

there are TEARS in his eyes, they're starting to form as his mouth quivers—he swallows, and his eyes dart up towards the only sibling he trusts the most out of them all.

five breathes through his nose, before letting out an exhale from the mouth. “you need to see me as the same,” the tears that are there decide to grow into a larger amount—and now his eyes are all glossy, and any more would overflow down his face.

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“ losing yourself in the apocalypse can be a hard thing. luckily, you're not all that alone. ”

“shut up—- SHUT UP!”

snap. boom.

fire.

a click from his gun, a swift glance from his eyes towards the rag-human; a replacement—and then a shot.

“leave me alone. okay? i don't want to shoot you, i—-”

momentarily, five lowered the rifle from his chest and let it dangle from the thin rope that caressed his neck—burn cutting through the skin of his back.

“i'm sorry,” the boy ran towards ... luther; one stood, staring anticipatingly—surely, it couldn't move, yet as he envisioned, five breathed out in relief from the miss.

of course, if he wanted to aim his shot correctly, he could have. but he didn't, because he never really wanted to kill any of his siblings. even if they got in his way sometimes. even if though they were all he had, they sometimes bothered his thoughts.

but dolores? well, within the topic—she wasn't family like the hargreeves’ were. so aside from them, she were different (and honestly, five would never lay a finger onto her in any way that meant harm).

it was a, “hey, me and dolores are going out. we'll see you soon though!” from the teen before he'd pick up his own feet and wheelbarrow the girl away from them, never to be seen again—from their perspective.

they were dolls, five knew that. even 45 years alone (as to come) in the apocalypse, he held common sense; much more than the other six.

what they didn't know is that he'd never be back; gone forever, feeling that twine of pain linger within his heart for... conceptively, ETERNITY.

because really, he needed to let go of the dolls, or at least space himself out from them and learn some independancy—maybe co-dependancy with dolores around (subconsciously, he were alone; much different consciously). and if anything, it was a whole lot easier to base a mannequin on a made-up woman rather than having to pretend all six of your siblings were still with you.

. . .

he caressed the face of it so caringly, stopping himself from the fact that he had gotten so close in the first place.

as if he never slept against each brother and sister every night, the fake ones, which was also something he told himself he needed to get over. a part of why he needed to leave them behind; because for five's mind, moving on was better than lingering with something you could've possibly never gotten back, ever.

it was, truly, stupid. the boy shut his mouth, tongue rested painfully on top, clenching his jaw as the breathing through his nose had become swifter.

DAMNIT. his fingers tightened within the rope around his frame, dancing slowly against the weapon before ripping it from his own body.

throwing it on the ground and letting out a yelp. somewhat in frustration, in agony. what year had it been now? every calculation looked imaginative in his very own mind. they scattered along his brain like himself were a chalkboard. like all the scrunched up, readable papers sat comfortably in every possible pocket he held.

and all five did was scream, slamming his own shoe against the gun, hammering his force down onto it with everything in him.

initially, it was a complete and honest lie to say the apocalypse wasn't driving him INSANE.

because it would have to anybody, would it not?

all he could do was WATCH, wondering where his family was now. he knew the date when it happened, scheduling every possible way to get back. needing to save his family. otherwise, why were he even alive? if he didn't care, he wouldn't be. he'd not be trying.

unalive. that was the word.

if it were possible, he felt dead already. it had been years and years, yet nothing had changed.

will it ever change?

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This is an oc x canon safe zone.

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allison and five are actually fascinating to write together. allison is the sibling for checking on people and asking in plain english if they're okay but five would literally rather bleed out than show a shred of vulnerability

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ooc — hii ! i'm curious as to what i should post from now on as this is my first time on tumblr and i'd appreciate if anyone could request something or drop some advice in my ask box (or even dms if anyone would like to be moots!!) (because i'm really not sure how to start on here)? i'd love to take some story requests or int with another user. that's all ty qts <3.

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so youre saying that five ruined season four?

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Number Five from seasons 1-3, you'll always be famous.

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Can’t believe that Queen Delores got cheated on THEIR LOVE WAS REAL

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“It’s so hard to please tua fans”

Literally all we needed to be happy