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an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail

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can you take my white ass to funkytown

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i wish mistborn was more popular bc i think kelsier is primo tumblr bait. he's a smartass bastard con artist who hired a little freak teenage girl for a heist and immediately swerved into being her adoptive dad. his immediate first instinct upon meeting a god was a solid right hook and he has repeated this at least twice more. he refuses to stop fucking up everyone elses plans and will die if he goes more than 12 hours without making a Devious Plot of some sort. hes started at least three religions/cults that revere him.

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i like the idea of parts of danny's ghost form seeping into his human form. i think that could be fun. make that boy suffer a little more

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they call me DJ Sea Hare on account of the laid back but spinless nature of both myself and my beats, and also for the fact that I'm significantly larger than most marine gastropods in a way that's really notable

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Finally getting some time to draw again! This was supposed to be a warmup drawing but ended up taking me nearly 12 hours to finish it 🤡

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Howl truly is the man of all time. He’s a playboy. He’s a malewife. He fell in love with a ninety year old woman. He’s a rugby player. He smells like hyacinths. He’s not a natural blond. When dying his hair went slightly wrong, he filled his home with slime. He has a PhD. He’s a wizard. He found a way to another universe and he told absolutely nobody about it. He makes video games about the magical universe for his nephews. He can’t play the guitar. He always takes a guitar with him when he’s trying to seduce a woman. He’s a self-proclaimed coward. He got drunk to trick himself into doing something dangerous. He overcharges for his services to rich people. He undercharges for his services to poor people. A woman invaded his home and declared herself his cleaning lady and he just let her stay. He loves spiders. He lies about his surname to everyone, including royalty. The true spelling of his first name is Howell, but we don’t find out until halfway through the book because the POV character thinks it’s spelled Howl. He’s even Welsh.

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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

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howl’s moving castle book retelling by the muppets and the only one of the main characters played by an actual actor is calcifer, and it’s just a guy dressed up as a flame sitting in the chimney the whole time

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Never getting over how differently howl's moving castle book and movie treat the scarecrow

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your email has found me on the fucking brink

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your email has found me on the fucking brink

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your email has found me on the fucking brink

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your email has found me on the fucking brink

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your email has found me on the fucking brink

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your email has found me on the fucking brink