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Gold End Chapter 23, where Nanaki fails a test

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Newman of course is a Kira worshipper because a man who destroys people who step out of line appeals to his fanatical occasional sense of order.

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Jerry's plot is probably happening parallel with something where official events, catalogues, etc., keep getting his name wrong. Like imagine him having an intense conversation with Light where he's responding to Light's fraught philosophical comments with shit about Superman, and Light gets his name off of Jerry's TV Guide and Jerry never knows he was in danger

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Elaine would absolutely be turned on by the possibility that her boyfriend is Kira.

Bonus points if it's Puddy and it turns out he's just taken up journaling.

"You're upset he's NOT a serial killer?"

"I don't know, Jerry, when he might be Kira, there was an air of danger, that he had PASSION. Now, instead, he's like - Walt Whitman."

"Gay?"

"A POET, Jerry. And not a good one."

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If you do end up theorizing about Death note and seinfeld PLEAAAAAASE tag me in the comments or a reblog or something tyat sounds SO flipping awesome

I will try to remember but also have a terrible memory

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if you think about it

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When dubbed anime just lets characters be naked in the hot springs instead of awkwardly painting over bathing suits

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watching a video and realizing I miss the term "flame war", it was JUST tongue-in-cheek goofy enough of a term to describe how silly it was to carry on long arguments online over shit that doesn't matter and was often started/spurned by a troll. Now ALL of it is just "discourse" or "engagement" which feels like they put a godawful slap of PR paint over the surface of flame wars like a cheap landlord looking to charge 1000 dollars more for the same crumbling walls

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I feel she is under appreciated

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my wife reads everything about everything and it means i've got an on-hand wikipedia/fun fact machine idk what nutyrant wants out of life

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Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!

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The illusion is imploding.

Inadequate grifters can only manage for so long.

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Me: *hears Zeno Robinson's particularly emotional quaver in a character's voice* Me: :D

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when a whistleblower is found dead in an alleyway just before testifying it's always "clearly suicide", but when a CEO dies of an overdose in a hotel room it's "some sort of vast conspiracy against businessmen"

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I should theorize how each of the Seinfeld gang would handle Kira