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Starting my new job today)

Wish me luck!!!

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we need loser girls now more than ever

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glad to see those spreading the truth

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👋 I like your shoelaces.

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*crawls out of the hole in the ground I lived in for the last 5 years* h....hewwo? ówò

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(。・ω・。) hai!!!! twitter userz are you coming back uwu? *glomps you* nya (*/ω＼*) hooray!!! you can read my super smexy destiel yaoi fic!!!!! >.< Rawr!! haha sorry, I'm random ヾ(•ω•`)o I'm an SJW btw and suuuuuuper proud of it, and I'll cancel u if you don't like my smexy yaois douj--*cutting to look offscreen* god that's not actually a threat is it? peak SJW discourse doesnt actually come close to Twitter toxicity this won't even faze them. Should I--can we change the script? No? just keep--okay keep filming? okay I--nyaaaa!!! >.< Hetalia is Da Best if you don't think Italy is the kawaiiest then--*cutting offscreen again* I can't. It won't work. This won't keep them out.

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me: *literally about to burst into tears for no fuckass reason*

me to me:

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How to Make Quick and Easy Tattoo Sleeves

Got a cosplay idea but the character has lots of arm (or leg) tattoos? Don’t feel like painting on yourself with body paints or hunting down that horrendously expensive temporary tattoo paper? Here’s a quick tutorial for making tattoo sleeves using nylons and sharpie markers! 

Upsides: 

- Supplies are cheap! You may even have many or all the supplies you need right at home.

- Quick and not very messy! No paint is involved, and sharpie marker dries instantly. 

- Easy! Great artistic skill not required.

- They move with your skin! People have legit thought these were real tattoos. From a distance, yes, but I had guys at cons with actual ink on their arms come over to compliment on my full (fake) sleeves. 

- You get to eat pringles! More on that later. 

Downsides:

- They are delicate. Nylons get holes in them super easy and forearms run into stuff, lean against things, and generally make it hard for the sleeves to survive. But if you only need them for a weekend, that’s ok.

- I haven’t experimented too much, but unfortunately this technique probably doesn’t work for wearers with darker skin tones. Sharpie ink is transparent, so any color it rests on just multiplies and the tattoo won’t show up very well. You’ll want to go the fabric paint or body paint route to get the best bold, bright tats. 

- Can’t do white sections, because sharpie ink is transparent and doesn’t come in white. I leave them blank and they read OK, but the white areas will always be pink, tan, brown, etc. unless you dab in a little fabric paint, which will not be covered in this tutorial.

- Sharpie is supposed to be permanent marker, but on skin…it’s not. The ink will most likely wear off onto adjacent clothes. Not that big of a deal for me, as I tend to wear my tats with white shirts that can be bleached, but other shirts may not survive as well.

OK, let’s go! Here are your supplies: 

You’ll need a pair of nylons, scissors, tape, a set of sharpies, your designs printed out on 8.5 x 11 paper, some bracelets, and a can of Pringles. You can use any design you want, of course, but Here is the link to these fine Newt Kaiju tattoo designs. 

If your nylons have an undies part, cut the legs off and wear the undies on your head for the rest of the tutorial, if desired. Put the legs on your arm like so, and cut the toes off so you can slip your hand through. You can cut some of the top of the sleeve off as well, but don’t cut too much because you can’t put it back on if your sleeves are too short. 

Here are my creepy sleeves. Now for the pringles.

Tape your design template to the Pringles can. It doesn’t reach all the way around but eh. The Pringles can gives you a nice stable surface to draw on that is roughly the shape and size of an arm. It’s a little short, so just roll up the rest of the nylon above the workspace and adjust both template and nylon down when you get to working on that part of the sleeve.

Color with the markers! I recommend doing the colored areas first and then doing the black outlines on top of it, to avoid the black ink contaminating the ink pads of the lighter markers. Remember how that always happens to the yellow ones? Eww. Nylons are thin and slide around a bit, so it’s best to use short strokes and dotting to get the ink on.

Take the template off the Pringles tube, flip the paper to the blank side and put it back on again. The paper collects the extra ink, so it’s hard to see any missed spots. Now you can see any bits you may have missed. Fill them in for completion. Also, the paper doesn’t manage to wrap all the way around the Pringles can, so now is the time to free-hand a bit of the design where the template doesn’t reach. For Newt tattoos, that’s the back of the arm. 

When you’re all done coloring, put them on!

There’s a rough end to the tattoo right at the wrist, of course. Disguise where the sleeve ends and your skin begins with some pretty bracelets:

There we are, much better!

Now…you’re done! Have some Pringles! 

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@kovuskeeper I FEEL LIKE THIS IS MOM AND DAD WHENEVER WE BLAST THE SONG

I’m losing my mind I just saw panic in Pittsburgh and while they set up Africa by Toto came on and the entire crowd went wild and turned on their phone lights and sang and I was sitting next to a dad in his fifties and he was SO confused he said “this wasn’t even this big of a hit when it came out???”

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stop playing the victim. that’s not even a real instrument

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I’m so sick of villains doing their villain thing like torturing or killing characters while having classical music plays in the background. Why not play country or rap or fucking vocaloid when torturing others. Hatsune miku’s rolling girl playing in the background while you’re getting drugged is infinitely more terrifying than hearing Beethoven’s 5th

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Kuronekocon is just about 2 weeks away! If anyone is interested, here's what you can catch me cosplaying over the weekend!