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I was so close I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE, the main road was only a few meters away, I was so close to freedom, to hitching a ride somewhere else, to finally fucking LEAVING, but no, no I had to get in the car when mom pulled up, I had to go back, and now she’s making me move in with my fucking brother GOD FUCKING DAMN IT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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Stupid is timeless.

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This is it, this is my worst joke for sure

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Blob of color paints a town

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I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

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the gang gets snacks

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GUYS HOLY FUCK I FOUND A PIECE OF ART SOMEONE DID FOR ME OF MY FIRST DND CHARACTER!!! This was back when I was like… 10 I think? When I used the DnD Amino-

His name is Jericho, he’s a Dark Elf Rogue, his carpentry business went under so he started adventuring as a rogue to make some cash :]

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SISYPHUS GETS A 9 TO 5

[spoilers for all of severance season 1. words by northernlion, brain worms by me]

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finally scientific strides are being made to fulfill my lifelong dream (being consumed by fungus)

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if trains were free i would absolutely just ride around for fun, not even to go anywhere

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you don't get it bro. there's this song called we are the champions. adrenaline music. hypes you up kinda music. gets me in a frenzy. he says we're the champions of the world. the world dude

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I watched the idwtbamg pilot (amazing btw, the creator's @kianamaiart go check them out) and I couldn't get the idea of Zira becoming a temporary magical guardian at some point, or even maybe an au with a similar concept (shhhh I'm scheming)

This is the concept my brain came up with.

Design breakdown:

Hair - very moon sailor inspired. How are the pendants floating? Magic. Moved the loops to the top of the head, (partially for MS look, partially for rabbit motif :3 ) It took me a while to figure out the ends of the braids, (was testing lily of the valley motif) but I like how it turned out, and they kinda look like bunny ears so yayyyy. The hair edges are to mimic MS fringe.

Outfit - very MS look, but more practical (longer skirt, pants underneath, platforms instead of heels, ect) Added the tail coat while trying to make the torso look less empty, same with middle band. The bow is a bit more of the rabbit look.

Accessories - gloves are thumbless for convenience (never know what you need to grip something) Shoes are basically just MS, same with earrings. I added the headband because the forehead looked really empty without it, and her reg outfit has a beanie so it's a bit strange to see them without it.

The pearls are just me noticing that they have one string of them on her outfit and going overboard from there. They were also a bitch to shade, but eh they look pretty, the headpiece is just Aikas but with pearls.

It's definitely not finished, and needs a few more passes to refine it, but my hand hurts and I'm tired as fuck so I'm going to binge Ginjaninja and pass out

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So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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I want someone to talk about me the way Markiplier talks about space ;-;