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hey assholes! ya bitch opened a redbubble if anyone's interested!
right now theres only posters and notebooks of the sander sides bookmarks (but slightly edited) but im probably gonna make stickers and shit
please check me out if you have any money to spare and want some pretty sweet posters
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Reading your old writing is either ‘my god, I’m an undiscovered genius’ or ‘welcome to CRIIIINGE CITY folks’ and there is no in between
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friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
me: can i have some
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Hey tumblr how do you feel about me coming back to do this amazing thing?
In other words I’m grabbing my tablet too!
new dtiys contest!!!!!!
im gonna give yall a month so this will be going until 5/7/20! if you wanna do it for fun thats chill too but the winner gets a free roman sanders patch! i have an extra lying around from christmas im never gonna use so if you want to try your hand at getting a free patch !!! this is also gonna be over on insta if thats where you prefer posting now go! be creative! please dont let this flop also no one asked but this drawing is called rose gold peaches
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things you can do while quarantined:
build a rocket
fight a mummy
climb up the eiffel tower
discover something that doesn’t exist
give a monkey a shower
surf tidal waves
create nanobots
locate Frankenstein’s brain
find a dodo bird
paint a continent
drive your sister insane
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JOANNNNNNN
Reblog if you have a great appreciation for Joan
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fantasy could be the best genre but unfortunately there are too many weird horny men writing it
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Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.
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my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this
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Imagine: Logan, who's deaf but not mute, and Patton, who's mute but not deaf. They're both proficient in ASL, and Virgil and Roman each know a little as well out of necessity.
Logan's not very good at reading lips, so when someone says something to him, Patton translates it into ASL, and when Patton needs to say something to the others, Logan speaks for him. Sometimes they both sign so fast in their excitement that no one else can keep up, and it's adorable.
Patton doesn't really know how to say no, and Logan is incredibly sarcastic because he has to keep up with Virgil's and Roman's banter since Patton can't talk, so you have Logan being protective of Patton. They're essentially one entity, never separated for very long.
It's like:
Virgil: Logan, can you lend me a dollar?
Logan: *looks expectantly at Patton*
Patton: *signs it out for him*
Logan, turning to Virgil: No, you lazy oaf. Go bother Roman.
Or
Roman: Hey, Patton, wanna go do [insert thing] with me?
Patton, reluctantly, in ASL: I don't know, I'm a little busy today...
Logan: He said maybe, but he's too polite and we can all tell he'd rather not.
Roman: *nods in understanding* That's alright, I get it. Maybe another day.
Since Patton doesn't usually make any sound, the rare moments when he laughs make Logan's day.
When Patton wants to make a pun, he signs it to Logan, who stares at him for a long moment, sighs exaggeratedly, and says the pun anyway. He wouldn't do it for anyone else, but it's Patton, and he'd do anything for Patton.
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wanderlust and what you could become
(they’re pen pals for the rest of the traveler’s life)
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