MAIN BLOG!! Zenith Petrichor (zen) || 18 || zey/ve/he/it || Title is Snow Fairy - FUNKIST || pfp and cover are from Fairy Tail (anime)
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i hate it here im gonna [remembers suicide jokes are bad for mental health] find the Avatar and restore my honor
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I need to draw men being obnoxious to their partners and getting In The Way right now immediately.
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Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon
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this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz
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I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly
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i dont understand why its called cookie run and how any of its characters are supposed to be cookies. those arent cookies. half of them are named stuff like "crazy midnight lotus jester shadow moon swirl" well thats not a cookie.
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I was today years old when I found out that one crossroads meme is a Yugioh card
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major in bullshitting with a minor in talking out of my ass
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in the minecraft world do youthink people would use "they dug straight down" as code for someone dying
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