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New commission @cosmosbunni did for me. Its a sequel to this one
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Lousy stupid Earth hives.
Don't they know it's good manners to make vents 8urglar-friendly????????
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someone on here asked for condy and by god im gonna give them condy. forgot to post this on 4/13
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god damn some of these spider bitches be letting themselves the FUCK go; fortunately youre waaaaaay better at watching your waist than those blubber tubs
Exactly, I know how to carry myself and not end up like that. Sure some of them /might/ carry it well, 8ut they'd 8e super jealous if they could see the 8od I'm rocking.
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Being a paparazzo on earth c is really easy because the main subject of your ambushes is the size of a house
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you're supposed to be here right now. reblogging posts. this is it
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So for my t8e on the question, it depends on the teal 8loods I think. I think if they're the smug, full of themself piece of shit teal 8loods you're getting a lot of new paint from this fight. If they're the strung out, haven't slept in a sweep and are oper8ing purely on caffeine and dread? Yeah you're getting like may8e 30 dead trolls 8ut they're killing that fucking lusus.
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Ok I've 8een seeing a lot of people online talking a8out this 8ut I gotta know my audiences t8ke on this.
Who is winning this fight:
100 Teal 8loods
or
1 Ape Beast Lusus
I'm reserving my opinions until I hear from others 8ecause this de88 has 8een fucking hilarious.
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daily affirmations
i am the unkillable faggot
i can exist in grocery stores
i have the shittiest music taste in any room
i have a gun
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I drew this while listening to Under The Sea
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It's not random you just gotta remember what you were sent 12 hours ago
Oh right I wasn't rel8ing them 8ecause of the spelling.
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send you a baked loaf of yeast risen paste of wheat flour
Yeah see, this is the activity I missed on this hellsite, just the most random 8ullshit appearing in my in8ox.
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