Koujaku and stackable bowls are the bane of my existence. Currently into One Piece and Jujutsu Kaisen. Spoilers are TAGGED as: One Piece Spoilers
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Me: why is Sanji the only guy in the east blue gang who grows leg hair
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Oda choosing to have all the straw hat boys share and sleep in the same room feet from one another will never not be charming to me.
I bet they missed each other’s snoring during 3D2Y lmao
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I feel like the people who respond that voting for Kamala instead would have gotten us a genocide apologist into office don’t realize that we could have still focused on pressuring her and the democrats to comply to the wishes of the people post-inauguration.
Now we’re fighting a wave of anti-trans legislation, ICE raids, the takeover of multiple federal offices, the decimation of protections, implementation of Project 2025, the elimination of decades of progress in civil rights, AND genocide apologists.
#hate Kamala all you want but at least she wouldn’t have gotten us into an economic war with multiple allies#we could have fought her administration on select issues and now we’re literally fighting for our lives on all fronts
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Thank god I was alone in the theater when watching Nosferatu because Orlock going “now we’re neighbors” and him getting up + walking off with Ellen’s locket while Thomas went that’s mine :(( had me absolutely losing it.
#also him bringing Thomas a carriage Akira drift style 😭#him going through the effort of invalidating Thomas and Ellen’s marriage before he went to her#why was the plague demon vampire the funniest fucker#nosferatu
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I’m gonna commit a felony if I don’t see y’all go out and vote to flip both houses of Congress in 2026.
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Oh yeah I wrote this one too ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_
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I wish that the canon hasn’t set Sanji up to be such a perfect cook, I wish he was shown to make mistakes while cooking or doing knife work.
Something about him not so discreetly wringing his hands as he presents a new dish to the crew or holds his arm out under tap water bc he bumped into a hot pan or smth. He treats his cuts and burns swiftly and doesn’t say anything because it’s just part of the job. It’s his fault for being careless anyway..
I need him to be weird and nervous about how seriously he takes feeding the Straw Hats and maybe have him stressing over how he’s going to stretch their last stores of food without letting any of them know it’s bc he miscalculated his inventory (it’s his job, feeding them is his responsibility, how could he mess it up that badly. Now unless he can get them to fish something up, they won’t have meat to eat for another two days until they make it to the next island. How, how, how-)
Breathing a sigh of relief when plates are returned scraped clean and quietly noting when one person or another seems to tuck into things with less gusto than usual (their dislikes are rare and far in between but Usopp picking the parts without mushrooms didn’t escape his notice). He’s got a lot of food-related anxiety that manifests itself in different ways.
#Sanji#as someone who cooks for a living I’m hit with Sanji feels while chopping up cases of veg every once in a while#before I go back to my regular brain rot lmao
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my second favourite rvb ship after grimmons <3 where are my mainewash enjoyers at
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On top of everything, Zoro being able to handle multiple crewmates being down for the count but all of them awkwardly bumble and fumble when looking after him when he’s incapacitated lmaoooo
Every once in a while I think about ABO and how cute it is if Zoro is the designated Nest Builder whenever his crewmates go into cycles.
#really a case of when mom gets sick and the kids realize they have no idea what they’re doing#I rly need Zoro coming to while being put in the bathtub clothes and all bc none of them could bring his fever down and they panicked#once he started getting delirious#dude’s just?? ?!????? as his crewmates shakily insist everything’s fine#everything’s under control#while he’s neck deep in water and getting plied with ice cubes#Zoro can smell their distress in the air#happens every goddamned time too#wait it would actually be rly cute if it’s 50% change Zoro wakes up in the tub packed with ice like a fish or#50% of the time he wakes up on a bunch of sheets with the crew curled around him#they get a C- for their valiant recreation of how he handles them#anyway#things get a lot better once chopper joins and puts them all on meds lmao
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I also think it’s funny if as someone with a lot of experience dealing with heats/ruts including his own + used to traveling around with no guarantee of shelter, Zoro’s the only one actually. Prepared for them. Man’s passing out his antiemetics and suppressants like candy to deal with the worst of the crew’s symptoms up until they get to loguetown and can get more.
Every once in a while I think about ABO and how cute it is if Zoro is the designated Nest Builder whenever his crewmates go into cycles.
#I headcanon heats/ruts as physical illness resembling having a bad flu/cold +menstruation cycles#no weird sex crazy episodes here#so once he notices someone slumping and acting unlike themselves#he’s beelining for his meds and periodically feeding them to them#prepping a corner with blankets and sheets and clothes he’s picking from the rest#forcing them in and essentially petting their hair until they knock out#Zoro’s discovered that getting an alpha/omega to sleep makes things easier for everyone#and getting a good start on their cycles kind of marks what the entire thing is going to look like#so that’s his go to method#you got a heat/rut coming?#welp get your affairs in order because he’s petting your hair and back and gently scenting you#until you literally fall into a hard coma for four days until the rut/heat cycle is over
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Every once in a while I think about ABO and how cute it is if Zoro is the designated Nest Builder whenever his crewmates go into cycles.
#him being woken up bc whichever nakama getting fuckef up by their biology can’t sleep#unless he piles sheets up around them in JUST the right way#idk I just think it’s rly cute#Zoro with experience dealing with heats and ruts bc all the little ones in his village would run to him for comfort#he immediately starts babying his crewmates without a second thought#it isn’t unusual to find him sleeping on the floor next to them#letting out a comforting scent to gentle them to sleep
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Spanish speaking Mihawk has a very special place in my heart and I am also intrigued by the idea of Spanish speaking Mihawk vs “no sabo kid” Shanks.
#Mihawk looking at Shanks and plaintively informing him ‘me das rabia’ and Shanks is still like :DD#he’s got no clue what’s going on but he’s here for it
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FINALLY STARTED UPLOADING AND BEFORE THE TWO YEAR MARK TOO
Edit: if anyone cares, title is no longer accurate. I’ve since renamed it to ‘Till We Burn Up and Become Nothing.
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The two ironclad tenements of being a straw hat are:
1. Luffy is the man who WILL become the king of the pirates
2. We don’t waste food on this ship
#it’s just#really cute that they take Sanji’s principle so seriously#everyone side eyeing Law for spitting out the plum rice ball and mentally calling him a brat lives in my head rent free#it was already enough that Sanji had to make a whole ass different dish for him and the he has the GALL to complain about it???#they’re swinging next time
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Ummm happy belated 1+ year birthday to the mizo fic I’m still in the middle of writing
Happy six months to the Mizo fic I’m still in the middle of writing orz
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The screenshots of Zoro and Sanji being drinking buddies also include Zoro specifically pouring for Sanji, which just tells me that (1) he really is the younger one between them and (2) he recognizes that Sanji is his elder and pours his drink out for him as is expected. But you’re not gonna catch him admitting THAT.
#I just thought that was interesting#Zoro ‘mr. if I’m gonna die I wanna die in this pose’ having random moments of respectable behavior is so funny to me#he won’t bathe more than once a week but he will also#simultaneously do weirdly respectful shit like pour a drink for Sanji cause he’s older than him#an enigma
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everyday i think SO HARD about writing fic. and then when i get home i have to shower and make food and clean up and eat and then i am so tired and i dont write anything so i sleep instead. and then i sleep and i wake up and i immediately ask my friends to play games with me because it's the only time i can really do anything with them and then we do that until i have to take a nap until i go to work. and then i go to work and i can't write but i think about it so much. and then when i get home-
#me the last two years#between full time work and full time uni#I only have the energy for mindless scrolling
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