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Second attempt at embroidery and first attempt at Stumpwork by HelloPanda22

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A spotted pardalote explores a hand.

🦜 Birds on earth on IG

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And when you close your eyes again, they open in a different head.

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@vesper-potato submitted: Have a (I think) callirhipis cardwellensis!

Looks at those fans <3

It does indeed appear to be a Callirhipid beetle, but which species depends greatly on location. C. cardwellensis is found in Australia and parts of Asia. Either way, very beautiful antennae!

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Nosferatu by kolokas

This artist on Instagram

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“It’s not that wet” 

(via)

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This is part of my ongoing Discworld jacket embroidery project. Of course Great A'Tuin has to be on there. And of course it has to be the biggest one of them all.

I'm going to put the finished product in my masterpost, but I'm so proud of the thing that I have to put it in an extra post beforehand. Enjoy!

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Production houses: but if the writers stay on strike we can't guarantee the future safety of your favorite shows 🥺🥺😭😭

Viewers who 1, have already lost their favorite shows because they were cancelled in spite of good ratings and good reviews or 2, have stopped watching new content entirely until the entire series has aired and concluded as a result of so many good shows getting cancelled on cliffhangers and thus leaving said viewers unable to gain closure with those characters and with a hollow viewing experience, so they've begun a, watching older shows they know came to a planned conclusion or b, revisiting their old favorites and enjoying the nostalgia or c, reading new books or fanfic instead: YOU ALREADY CAN'T GUARANTEE THE FUTURE OF OUR SHOWS SO GET FUCKING WRECKED AND PAY WRITERS WHAT THEY DESERVE!

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Royal Punch: Atsidas and Connie

The Pie House had been the most successful eating establishment in Onyxville for the last sixty years. Besides the many pies and quick service, the place had been revolutionary back when they became the first restaurant in the dock town with a toilet. Such a thing was considered a matter of course in modern Nesredna society and no one thought of the brilliance of the dwarves who had made the removal of feces so simple. The miracle called toilet was truly unappreciated.

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Dulce Periculum

Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion/Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim fanfic

Spar's a Breton thief living in the Imperial City in Cyrodiil. The Great War is long over and the Aldmeri Dominion practically run the Empire. Undercurrents of discontent are stirring, war is threatening again in the far corners of the realm, but that all means little to her when her day to day is spent just trying to keep herself fed and out of trouble. When she falls for an orc in the city guard and finds herself under the thumb of the lord of the Imperial City's underworld, staying out of trouble is no longer an option. 

Dulce Periculum - 6 fic series, 51.5k words total

Vulpes Venari - Thief meets guard. Guard get’s himself kidnapped by a criminal overlord. Thief has to steal a pair of boots from a pack of vampires to ransom guard. 19k words, rated T for language and violence

Quis Costodiet Ipsos Custodies - The troubles of our orcish friend aren’t over yet. When he puts his trust in those he shouldn’t, who but a master-thief could break him out of jail and save him from the headsman’s block? 9.6k words, rated T for language and violence

Totus Tuus - pwp. Things are settling down for our Breton and her orc. They finally have a chance to start figuring some things out. 5.2k words, rated M for explicit sexual content

Alea Jacta Est - pwp. Ah. Well. Playtime? And still some things to be figured out. 8.6k words, rated M for explicit sexual content

Omnium Rerum Principia Parva Sunt - pwp. (Last one!) Incomplete. More playtime, and our couple are pretty stable. Fluff. 3.3k words, rated M for explicit sexual content

Si Monumentum Requiris, Circumspice - Incomplete. A stranger comes from Skyrim, offering an alliance with the Skyrim Thieves Guild, but Spar finds out what the stranger’s really after, and it could cost her everything. 5.7k words, rated T for language and violence