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arbitrarymeatdamage 2 months
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Chewing up a chicken sandwhich then kissing it into my tumblr mutuals mouth
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arbitrarymeatdamage 3 months
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The death of circuit city destroyed the weird bitch economy and now best buy has a chokehold on our balls
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arbitrarymeatdamage 3 months
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This morning while opening at work it was me an my muslim coworker and it was before sunrise because working is a hell and my coworker knows I gave up caffeine for lent and i know she's fasting for ramadan so she made a pot of my favorite brand of coffee and drank half the pot in front of me before sun up then at lunch i ordered from her favoritr chinese place and ate it in front of her, this interaction was the closest i have ever felt with my abrahamic brothers and sisters TRULEY we are all on some dumb shit
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arbitrarymeatdamage 3 months
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We need to reinvent thoughts, not that people aren't thinking, but like we need to reinvent inside thoughts that just stay in your head so I never have to hear my coworker say things like "sometimes I get so horny at work thinking about anatomically correct dolls I get a headache", like Sir that should be between you, the doll, god, and maybe your tiktok audience, I am trying to watch twitch vods and avoid the overwhelming sense of despair that I was the last person to use the keurig before it broke
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arbitrarymeatdamage 3 months
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A sad fact of reality that none of us can change is that by watching random twitch streams with zero viewers for 6 hours every night you will come across around 5 schizophrenics per month and they will tell you how the government is trying to undo their bottom surgery with wormholes
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arbitrarymeatdamage 3 months
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The blue eyes white dragon is an aryan master and we must make the racists sexualize her so we can call all racists weebs until the left makes her into blue hair any pronoun dragon
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