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flirt with my muse!

can be on or off anon.

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feel free to change pronouns and wording to suit your needs.

❛ Are you looking at me in my face?! ❜

❛ Stop! Stop running! ❜

❛ I heard you like to pick on women, do you want to pick on me?! ❜

❛ There are some things in this world we will never fully understand. ❜

❛ We want answers. ❜

❛ Come on the bed and feel the vibrations with me. ❜

❛ Being scalded by that potsticker has jolted my mind back to the task at hand. ❜

❛ We debunked this as not being not a ghost. ❜

❛ I can’t give you an explanation. ❜

❛ It’s an animal head skull! ❜

❛ Bro, it just winked at me. ❜

❛ What was that?! ❜

❛ Did someone just scratch me?! ❜

❛ Go play with my balls. ❜

❛ There’s a teeny tiny figure on my recorder! ❜

❛ We’ve debunked that orb as not being dust. ❜

❛ Come and harm me! ❜

❛ I would later regret that comment. ❜

❛ It’s a cow, man! ❜

❛ And I hope you hear me up there, in the damn attic! ❜

❛ Oh my god, bro. ❜

❛ Do you like us being here? ❜

❛ It feels like I got stabbed. ❜

❛ You want to tickle my big ol’ long toes? ❜

❛ I heard what sounded like a witch mixed with a bobcat. ❜

❛ Your attacks on women and old people are gonna stop! ❜

❛ Whoa, it said whoa after I said whoa. ❜

❛ Why me? ❜

❛ Hey, bowling ball, looking at you. ❜

❛ Take the gold. ❜

❛ Get out! ❜

❛ If this is the portal to hell, why don’t you come up out of that ground, and get us? ❜

❛ I’m gonna put this between my legs, because I hear that’s where the incubus likes it. ❜

❛ That spider went straight for my jugular! ❜

❛ We’re not here for beauty, we’re here for darkness. ❜

❛ What are the chances of a couple of guys like us hooking up with a horse like that? ❜

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Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, ‘It might have been.’

John Greenleaf Whittier, Maud Muller (via books-n-quotes)

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hurt sentence starters blood, broken bone mention.

“you’re going to have a bruise.”

“it won’t heal if you keep picking at it.”

“you were out for a few days. how are you feeling?”

“absolutely not. you’ll pop your stitches.” 

“take it easy. you’re in rough shape.”

“those pain meds knocked you out.”

“where’d you get that bloody nose?”

“make a fist for me.” 

“where does it hurt?” 

“ow, ow, ow.”

“that’s going to need stitches.”

“shit, that hurts.”

“is it broken?”

“keep ice on it.”

“ouch!” 

“i can’t even look. is it bad? wait, don’t tell me.” 

“you shouldn’t be walking around right now.”

“how am i supposed to sleep with all these bandages?”

“stay in bed and let me look after you.” 

“there, you’re all patched up.” 

“let me help you to your room.”

“how many fingers am i holding up?”

“take your time. slow, slow. you’re doing great.”

“you could have a concussion. ”

“i’m okay. you can stop hovering.”

“you’re lucky. you could have gotten seriously hurt.”

“how exactly did you manage to give yourself a black eye?” 

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reblog if you’re in the mood for anons rn

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Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously… I’m Kidding (via books-n-quotes)

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“What am I here for? To listen to my soul.”

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Marina Tsvetaeva, Earthly Signs: Moscow Diaries, 1917 - 1922

Read more at wordsnquotes

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I think it sensed how much I wanted you to see me as myself again. You know, how much I longed for that connection.

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I wanted someone to love who would stay: stay and be there, always.

Audrey Niffenegger, The Time’s Traveler’s Wife (via books-n-quotes)

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drunken confession.

your muse is drinking with mine and has been given the chance to question my muse anything they want to know. some may be triggering, others won’t. send me a 🍻+ the question you want to ask my muse for a tipsy, drunken ( honest ) answer.

“ what’s holding you back in life ?”

“ is everything alright? ”

“ when did you choose to give up ?”

“ what’s the kinkiest thing you have ever done ?”

“ how many have you slept with ?”

“ what’s your biggest secret ?”

“ do you believe in love ?”

“ what’s the meanest thing you have done ?”

“ what scares you more than anything ?”

“ have you ever considered running away ?”

“ do you love me ?”

“ what’s your dirtiest fantasy ?”

“ who hurt you ?”

“ what made you this way ?”

“ is there anyone special in your life ?”

“ why are you always smiling ?”

“ what lie have you told that hurt someone ?”

“ if you could do anything in world, what would it be ?”

“ who are you, really ?”

“ is there anything you regret ?”

“ what’s your biggest regret ?”

“ tell me about your first kiss ?”

“ what is your deepest, darkest fear ?”

“ is there anyone you regret kissing ?”

“ have you ever cheated, or been cheated on ?”

“ what is the most embarrassing thing in your room ?”

“ who have you loved, but they didn’t love you back ?”

“ is there something you have never told anyone ?”

“ when was the last time you cried ?”

“ how come you keep running away ?”

“ have you ever made someone cry ?”

“ if anything, what makes you hate a person ?”

“ what takes for you to fall in love, trust someone ?”

“ do you believe in true love ?”

“ what have you done that people would judge you most for doing ?”

“ do you regret letting me close ?”

“ is there someone you have a crush on ?”

“ what is the strangest place you have ever had sex ?”

“ tell me your most awkward date story ?”

“ do you ever get scared ?”

“ what do you really think of life ?”

add your own for further development.

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