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So someone was trying to tell my friend that she has no excuse for not being able to roleplay today. Wellguessagainbuddy, if you think rping is easy youarefuckingwrong.

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"Oh I'm sorry, is that any of business? Hm, let me think. No, it isn't."

"Besides, it doesn't matter if I'm alone. Valentine's Day is just celebrating some guy's execution."

       ”Alone this valentine, I’m guessing?”

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I would be more than happy if you guys would just shut up about this stupid holiday called Valentine's Day. 

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Congratulations to Jennifer Lawrence, who has just won her SECOND Golden Globe as 'Best Supporting Actress' for her role in American Hustle.

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YouTube version of Jennifer Lawrence’s Golden Globes speech

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"Was that not kind enough? Here, let me enhance it."

"I hope, pray, and I will make a deal with the devil that you will choke on that bag. And die."

"Why so kind?"

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"I hope you choke on that bag."

"…………"

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Persephone looked at the other and hummed lightly before shrugging. "Yeah. Whatever makes your water float your boat." She said.

"I could," Sam replied, leaning back away from the table with a slight smile, "but the anticipation is more fun, don’t you think?"

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Do me a favor. Reblog this if you welcome the use of ask memes as icebreakers between characters that have never, or rarely, interacted before.

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"Are going to just sit there and stare, or are you going to say something?"

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  Father…

        why...

                     Why have you…

                                                 Forsaken me?

Did you not love me…

       Or was I not worthy of your love?

                                 Did I deserve to be abandoned by you?

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If I was a student at Hogwarts I’d use Howlers to send nice messages to people.

So you’d be sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl drops a Howler in front of you. You, and everyone else on your table, just stares at it as it trembles, explodes open, shrieks I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR SWEET BUTT and then dissolves into flames.

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