archondorian
archondorian
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Sage - They/He - Adult previously blackparadedean
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archondorian · 6 hours ago
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reblog this and put in the tags something you watched that terrified you as a child. i was so scared of the hot sauce in spongebob that i refused to be in the room when it was on
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archondorian · 6 hours ago
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can you draw anders again please? i love how you draw his nose <3
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hope this is the same anon who just wrote bipolar? anyway
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archondorian · 6 hours ago
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my roommate got amongus ejected from a polycule a few years back and shes always told the story as "i started argung with one girlfriend so she manipulated my other girlfriend to turn against me." and while i dont know how true to life that version of events is i do greatly enjoy imagining the polycule equivilent of the kings evil advisor whispering in their ear grima wormtongue style. its got a flair to it.
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archondorian · 7 hours ago
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You'll find your fate on the path you take to avoid it.
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archondorian · 11 hours ago
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it is my god given right to savescum and to take that from me. in this the year of our lord 2025. is heinous
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archondorian · 11 hours ago
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huh !
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archondorian · 15 hours ago
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archondorian · 20 hours ago
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archondorian · 20 hours ago
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so how baffled do you think solas and felassan were when they saw their first human
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archondorian · 20 hours ago
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guy who does unboxing videos but he only talks about the boxes
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archondorian · 20 hours ago
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Anxiety: You're almost 30 and haven't published a single book. You wasted your chance to become a successful author!
Me: Stan Lee created Spider-Man at age 40. George R. R. Martin wrote A Game of Thrones at age 48.
Anxiety: Oh fuck nvm you do you, king.
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archondorian · 20 hours ago
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Always get your gear checked by a professional, for instance by a Caspian seal (Pusa caspica).
found by @babyanimalgifs via @swarfs
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archondorian · 20 hours ago
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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archondorian · 20 hours ago
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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real
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archondorian · 20 hours ago
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both the mage rebellion and the templars had the foresight to not send their most important people to the conclave incase someone might try something, but the chantry did not only put their most important person there, but also everyone that was an immediately obvious choice as her successor so really there problems are kinda their own fault.
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archondorian · 20 hours ago
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archondorian · 21 hours ago
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