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My bestie says I'm evil.

I don't understand what she's talking about, I'm just writing fanfic based on her favourite bruabba✨✨.

[arimilaer]

My bestie made me watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5, and it made me write my first Tumblr post, BECAUSE I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.

"Boss?" "Yes?" "A Gucci store was robbed in our territory in Sicily, all the suits with boob windows and sequins were stolen." "Find the thief." "And execute?" "And make a capo."

2. Giorno Giovanna, just a fifteen-year-old Jesus prodigy with the ability to turn anything into a living being, heal any wounds and break the minds of his enemies:((. 3. I guess Araki only had a d20 dice with a +1 modifier to roll for the age of the main cast. 4. That is, a bro managed to graduate from the police academy, become a police officer, become disillusioned with the entire police system, quit, catch a mental breakdown and a depressive episode, join the mafia, learn how to kill and die... AND ALL THIS BEFORE THE AGE OF 21? "Bucky, sweetheart, what do you want to be when you grow up?", "A mafia member after being disillusioned with the whole police system! Btw, I'm not going to grow up, mum, I'm going to get stupidly killed by a guy who looks younger than his daughter." "What?" "I want to be a policeman!". Honestly, just considering he's 21, I just imagine he got disillusioned with the police system, like… In a week and a half… "Oh my god, buddy, you've been waiting for me all this time😭😭". "…man, I died a month ago, they haven't even issued me a death certificate yet, fucking Italian bureaucracy. Btw, who are you… I've known you for three days…".

"Reason for dismissal?" "A handsome twink with a cleavage suggested that I deal drugs together." "Finish two weeks and you're free."

(I still love his arc the most, tbh). 5. The birth of Doppio-Boss is literally "Queens Never Cry."

6. Btw, my headcanon is that Doppio is acting fourteen years old because each of the personalities only mentally grew up when they were active, and if the Diavolo is always there to control Doppio, then Doppio would just fall asleep and not grow when the Diavolo took control. And the Diavolo also protected him from any mental shocks, actually taking them on himself, and that's why Doppio is just a little sunshine.

Thanks for coming to my tedtalk, ngl, this is my first time watching JoJo, which was sold to me as "the silly goofy adventures of a found family", AND SOMETHING WASN'T WARNED ABOUT THE LAST EPISODES, I GUESS…. But I'm still excited, I love my bestie so much. *inserts JoJo into the list of media, bestie recommendations that changed my brain chemistry*.