aris-not-ares

[aris-not-ares]

All of you shut up at look at the hot god

ZEUSIE BABIIIIEEEE

[aris-not-ares]

Are you aware that your father Ares is pregnant? Everyone is wondering which of his 3 partners is the father

He also screams at everyone, probably it's hormones

HAHSHSHSH FUCKEN LOOSERRR

[aris-not-ares]

*Walking into room*

Zeus! Hermes gave me some mol-

You look different.. did your tits get bigger?

[ARIS]

Zeusie : ... *is clearly a woman now* NO I just shaved.

@aris-not-ares

[aris-not-ares]

“We listen and we don’t judge"

"I thought i could fix Antinous.. I also got seduced by Zeus" @l-l-l-l-legendary @the-greek-mulan

We listen and we don't judge

When I was 7, me and my friends saved a fish from drowning

(Tag your moots)

@literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli @sunlights-daughter @protagaster @somereaderinblue @fronzie @notesbyaphrodite

[aris-not-ares]

"A mere servant and nothing more"

@bigidiotenergytm <333

[ARIS not Odysseus]

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The next of many backup secret Santa gifts! This one is for @aris-not-ares! A draw of Ares! I hope you like it- Happy Holidays!

[aris-not-ares]

OOC POST

Well. I'm fucking crying

[aris-not-ares]

Sir Hades-

Can I rest a bit? I'm very tired-

[Servant Aris Au]

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[aris-not-ares]

Hey there buckaroo…

So your Zeus looks very huggable🤔

May I give him a big hug?😔

he's laughin cause u think ur only gettin a hug 😔

[aris-not-ares]

YOU CAN'T BE MAD AT ME FOR ZEUS IF YOUR MAD AT ME- BE MAD AT HALF OF GREECE

ok while i focus on other things today take this lil gay thing i did for @aris-not-ares of aris (oc) n zeus uwu

[aris-not-ares]

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT FROM ME??? ITS ZEUS

ok while i focus on other things today take this lil gay thing i did for @aris-not-ares of aris (oc) n zeus uwu

[aris-not-ares]

Isn't she your aunt? Bc of whole balls in the ocean thing-

ok while i focus on other things today take this lil gay thing i did for @aris-not-ares of aris (oc) n zeus uwu

[aris-not-ares]

Shut up you seduced your brothers wife.

ok while i focus on other things today take this lil gay thing i did for @aris-not-ares of aris (oc) n zeus uwu

[aris-not-ares]

Excuse me- I'm a grown ass adult, you can't tell me what to do.

ok while i focus on other things today take this lil gay thing i did for @aris-not-ares of aris (oc) n zeus uwu

[aris-not-ares]

I plead the 5th

ok while i focus on other things today take this lil gay thing i did for @aris-not-ares of aris (oc) n zeus uwu

[aris-not-ares]

Hi dad.. uh- don't ask. Stuff happened :D

ok while i focus on other things today take this lil gay thing i did for @aris-not-ares of aris (oc) n zeus uwu

[aris-not-ares]

NOTHING LOOK AWAY

ok while i focus on other things today take this lil gay thing i did for @aris-not-ares of aris (oc) n zeus uwu