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“I’m over a millennium old and I don’t practice my scales.” 

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Oh please, you’re about as straight as the notes are in Atlas Eclipticalis. 

I’m moving from Salzburg, by the way, so you won’t have me in your ass anymore.

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“Like, even a little one. I’m attractive. I have a nice ass. My personality is shit, but at least I’m aware of that part.”

I’m straight now.

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“...At least it’s Hung?” 

Even Rod enjoys a dick joke every now and then. 

“Is Arthur going to explain this or do I have to draw my own conclusions?” 

He has a copy of “England’s Ass is haunted by a Hung Parliament” by Chuck Tingle. 

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this isn’t as funny as i thought it would be

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just a couple of edelweiss boys holdin hands .

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You’re kinda heavy for such a skinny wimp

Shut up!

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talk discounts to me .

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there now rod has a pretty bisexual flag for him

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Ask Memes;; Tumblr Post Edition

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“Is Arthur going to explain this or do I have to draw my own conclusions?” 

He has a copy of “England’s Ass is haunted by a Hung Parliament” by Chuck Tingle. 

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“Surely someone here, there are so many, is also well-dressed and refined.” He can’t help but smile, just a bit, before pushing up his glasses. 

“Surely I am just one of the crowd, when someone as lovely as you could have someone perhaps more well-dressed and refined.” He’s a little nervous. It’s odd, being a bachelor once again. 

Perhaps he would keep that information to himself for now. 

“I couldn’t take my eyes off you from across the ball room.” --howdounfashionablepeoplelive

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There’s a moment, he can’t help but laugh. “Really? Of all the men here, you found yourself attracted most to me.”

He raises his eyebrows and takes a long sip of champagne. Perhaps it would be something of liquid courage. “I find that hard to believe, a lady like you coming for someone like me.”

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“Mm.” He hums, and quietly pours another glass, if only to be polite. 

“I mean. We live forever, or close to it. What’s a couple hours off from normal?”

“It’s too early to drink, they say.” He’s pouring a glass of wine already. “Time is fake.”

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"I shall not be played for a fool."

“How dare you, Basch, accuse me, your loving boyfriend, of stealing your chocolates.” 

Don’t mind him as he wipes a bit off of his lip. 

“Absolutely appalling.” 

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"I don't drink that sort of thing." Listen. There's way more wine than necessary in that glass.

"I presume you want some too?"

“It’s too early to drink, they say.” He’s pouring a glass of wine already. “Time is fake.”

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"It's too early to drink, they say." He's pouring a glass of wine already. "Time is fake."

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“I couldn’t take my eyes off you from across the ball room.” --howdounfashionablepeoplelive

@howdounfashionablepeoplelive There's a moment, he can't help but laugh. "Really? Of all the men here, you found yourself attracted most to me." He raises his eyebrows and takes a long sip of champagne. Perhaps it would be something of liquid courage. "I find that hard to believe, a lady like you coming for someone like me."