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Reborn but at what cost?

part 3 warnings: bad grammar + spelling, bad pacing

Keralum only tilts fu xuan's head slightly before speaking in his rhymes and songs again “I see your home covered in red, faces of men who had long believed your death!” Keralum creates an illusion behind you of your home back on earth with blood splatter on the walls, then several men with some with blood on them while others had weapons walk appear with in your old house. “I see your sister with a person who is haunting, a person with a trail of bodies” when he says this a shadowy figure with the horns of an oni, who's about the same size as you walks past you and stops beside another illusion of your sister. When the shadowy figure makes it to your sister it turns it's head towards you showing off it's read eyes and two oni horns. You felt that pit in your stomach grow at the thought of someone that evil ever being near you older sister, after all she's the last one you have your father, brother and mother were already gone.

You couldn't help but scream “WHO!?!” but Keralum doesn't react to you instead he continues were he left off “I see a song of past Romance I see the sacrifice of man” as he speaks you begin to slowly walk backwards away from him. “I see portrayals of betrayal and a brother's final stand,” your mind begins to break slightly, everything is starting to become too much. “I see you on the brink of death I see you draw your final Breath I see the one who get to make it home alive.” Caluse and huohuo noticed just how close to the edge of the platform you were, and while they didn't have enough courage or confidence to do something before now they had no choice they rushed over to you but they were too late. “But it's no longer…” Keralum had raised fu xuan's hand to point at you just as you took one too many steps back “you~” he says as you begin to fall at first you could almost make out what the others were saying to you.

But soon your mind was in overdrive you no longer saw the sky, platform, or even your friends. Instead all you saw were countless souls all of them rushing past you in a void of darkness faces of friends, brothers, and family surrounding you yet they all feel so far away. Your fall is suddenly stopped by the ocean beneath the platform and as you sink into the depths of the abyss all that you could hear in your mind was “monster”.

Finally done sorry that I had to split this up into three different post I hope you all like it

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Reborn but at what cost?

Part two warnings: mention of death, blood, bad grammer and pacing, bad spelling

Which brings us here with Caluse, qingque, huohuo, guinaifen, sushang, and you all running to the Xianzhou Luofu's Divination Commission hoping you got there in time. However you all were too late and fu xuan was already possessed by a heliobi to be precise, that heliobi was Keralum. As in one of the few who could predict the future almost like a prophet “I am the prophet with the answers you seek, time I've unlocked, I see past and future running free.” Keralum spoke through the master deviner’s body creating an almost eerie sound, like it was fu xuan’s regular voice but something was off not by a lot but just enough for it to feel wrong. Keralum continues to speak in rhymes, riddles, and lyrics while everyone but you look at each other trying to figure out what he means.

But you on the other hand knows exactly what he means you know exactly what he's saying, you know what answers he has. “There is a world where I help you get home~, yet that's not a world I know.” As he says this your heart breaks a little this can't be it it can't be, he knows about your home your world he should know how to get you back home damnit! “What?!” You could feel the sorrow and rage burning in your heart and soul but there was something else there too, something that you wanted to keep locked away. A dropping pit that was tunneling it's way down you stomach like a void of sorrow, fear, and trepidation was consuming your very being.

“I SEE THE SONG OF PAST ROMANCE, I SEE THE SACRIFICE OF MAN!” Keralum sings and as he does he out stretches his arm and creates holograms of a black haired young boy with two small braids on either side of his face,the tips of said braids glowed a faint teal blue and makes him fly past you as for the other hologram. It was of an older man with dragon-like horns and tail his eyes looked almost cruel, as he fires spears of mountains at you and your former crew. “I SEE PORTRAYALS OF BETRAYAL, AND A BROTHER’S FINAL STAND!”

He then morphs the hologram/illusion of you getting stabbed in the gut by a person who is taller then you but their face remained covered. And then a picture of the members express in a fierce battle with most of not all of them falling into a puddle of blood “I SEE YOU ON THE BRINK OF DEATH I SEE YOU TAKE YOUR FINAL BREATH, I SEE THE ONE WHO GETS TO MAKE IT HOME ALIVE~ BUT IT'S NO LONGER YOU.” As Keralum sings he changes the illusion again at first it shows you kneeling with a look of pain, anguish, and fear etched into your face Your arm barely covering a deep slash wound that carved it's way onto your chest. The next illusion is of your battered and bruised body Laying on a stoney shore, as you reach up to the sky for the last time with a soft smile on your face. The last illusion was of a shadowy figure with demon horns walking up from behind you and past you before disappearing.

And as this goes on everyone else is on edge Caluse, the one you loves you the most, is now just forced to stand by as the girl who he loves like a little sister is being toyed with by a ghost. He so desperately wants to do something ANYTHING to help you but his body won't move his too scare he's fought dragons, super powered tyrants, and a literal demi God of destruction. And yet here he's more terrified than ever because one wrong move or one wrong action could scar you for life. “This can't be,” you backup a bit before you clench your first and charge forward towards Keralum. Grabbing fu xuan’s possessed body you scream at Keralum “We suffered and sailed through the toughest of hells now you tell us our efforts where for nothing!”

Ok apparently this'll be three parts I am so sorry for all of this I wish this could all be one fic but no

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Reborn but at what cost?

warnings: mentions of death, blood, bad pacing, bad spelling and grammar

you first woke up on Herta’s space station after you died in a car crash, you already knew that your mother, father, and older brother were dead but you manage to suppress your feelings for now. After all the last thing you need right now is to cry because even though that's the one thing you want to do most you can't, you can't afford to cry not when there's too many unknowns so what did you do? You started to list of the things you did know the first was your age and appearance, you already knew you were 13 and your appearance matched your age. However you soon realized that the body you were in while cute wasn't your own, this body was short for your age she had long black hair and green eyes, eyes that shined like emeralds. Speaking of gems and glamour, the dress you were wearing looked gorgeous and expensive it was a pretty black dress with an eastern dragon made of gold sewed into the fabric.

After you got a good look at yourself you studied your surroundings and from what it looked like you were in Herta's space station, and if you were to be more specific the docking area. While looking around you saw a beautiful and intricate scythe embedded into the ground next to you, when you go to touch it's handle you are transported into different dimension. Underneath you was a layer of sand in a design not too different from the writing shogun's Boss arena and in the horizon around you you can see the fallen structures and statues of a fallen Kingdom. Before you lies a demon that resembles and oni from Japanese culture he has a demon mask on his face along with the tattered clothing of a warrior, there's a katana attached to his belt and between the both of you is the scythe. He stands up and walks over to you “... So you were the one who tried to pick up my scythe… Do you think you have what it takes to wield my sacred weapon?”

As he asks you this you begin to think why did you grab this scythe would you need to fight him for it you can't fight and he seems to be a master at combat, but the most important question that's in your mind right now is do you even want or need it? And the answer to that question is yes not only is a scythe a good weapon for self defense (at least when you compare it to a cane, guitar, or Stick), but actually having a weapon like this is something most people dream about and you were one of those people. So you asked a question of your own “if I said that I wanted to learn how to use it would you teach me?” He thought about your question for a few minutes then nodded his head “then I'll be in your care master!” You say with a smile but he was quick to correct you “Sensei not master.” after giving him a confused look you just nodded your head in agreement.

You spent what felt like years inside of that mind dimension but after you completed your training and beaten your master in a duel you took the scythe. And woke up in the Express with a certain redhead navigator watching over you “oh? It seems you're finally awake” she says with a smile after you two get to talking you realize that she knows you in fact everyone aboard the Express knows you and the fact that they were in a game. But this detail made you want to stay with them more the fact that they knew about everything but didn't have any ill will or Maddening devotion to you was a blessing and plus for you. So you decided to stay with them which lead you to the situation you are in now, it began when Caluse the galactic baseballer asked if you'd wanted to join he's ghost hunting squad. While you knew what was going to happen you still decided to join in hopes that maybe this time you could change things for the better.

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Sorry I wrote too much so this'll be split into parts sorry

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Hot take I guess but I like movie sonic's characterization more than any other sonic because I'm having a fun time watching him grow and change with each movie.

Sonic is usually pretty static which isn't really a problem I think he works for the games they make him for but after a while it's not super interesting. I think that's why I like Frontiers and the Sonic IDW comic metal virus arc because it's one of the few times Sonic is something other than laid back and unbothered. Like he was literally tortured for months in forces and did not gaf.

So idk it's a little refreshing that he cares that his friends might be erased from existence or that his foster dad might die. Sonic can be interesting in his own ways but because he's not really designed to be a character as much as he's designed to be a symbol of hope he gets a bit stale after a while.

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I'll need to use this recipe

i hope you're having a wonderful life here have a blueberry muffin. also I found a carrot cake recipe so here

Ingredients Cooking spray2 3/4 cups (320 g.) all-purpose flour2 tsp. baking powder2 tsp. ground cinnamon1 1/2 tsp. kosher salt1 tsp. baking soda2 cups (400 g.) granulated sugar1 1/2 cups vegetable oil4 large eggs1 tsp. pure vanilla extract3 1/2 cups (347 g.) shredded peeled carrots1 cup raisins1 cup toasted pecans, coarsely choppedCream Cheese Frosting2 (8-oz.) pkg. cream cheese, softened1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened1/2 tsp. kosher salt8 cups (960 g.) confectioners' sugar2 tsp. pure vanilla extractCoarsely chopped toasted pecans, for serving

Directions Cake Step 1Arrange a rack in center of oven; preheat to 350°. Grease 3 (8") round cake pans with cooking spray. In a large bowl, whisk flour, baking powder, cinnamon, salt, and baking soda.Step 2In another large bowl, using a handheld mixer on medium-high speed (or in the large bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the whisk attachment), beat granulated sugar and oil until well combined. Add eggs one at a time, beating to blend after each addition, then beat in vanilla. Fold in dry ingredients until just combined, then fold in carrots, raisins, and pecans. Divide batter among prepared pans.Step 3Bake cakes until a tester inserted into the center comes out clean, 30 to 35 minutes. Let cool 15 minutes, then invert cakes onto wire racks and let cool completely

Cream Cheese Frosting Step 1In a large bowl, using handheld mixer on medium-high speed, beat cream cheese, butter, and salt until smooth. Add confectioners' sugar and vanilla and continue to beat until smooth and spreadable.Step 2Using a serrated knife, cut off tops of cakes so surface is flat, if needed. Arrange 1 cake on a platter. Spread top with frosting. Top with the second cake, more frosting, then the third cake. Spread remaining frosting over top and sides of cake. Sprinkle with pecans.

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Thanks!

Now all I need is to Cooking spray 2 3/4 cups (320 g.) all-purpose flour 2 tsp. baking powder 2 tsp. ground cinnamon 1 1/2 tsp. kosher salt 1 tsp. baking soda 2 cups (400 g.) granulated sugar 1 1/2 cups vegetable oil 4 large eggs 1 tsp. pure vanilla extract 3 1/2 cups (347 g.) shredded peeled carrots 1 cup raisins 1 cup toasted pecans, coarsely chopped Cream Cheese Frosting 2 (8-oz.) pkg. cream cheese, softened 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened 1/2 tsp. kosher salt 8 cups (960 g.) confectioners' sugar 2 tsp. pure vanilla extract Coarsely chopped toasted pecans, for serving. Arrange a rack in center of oven; preheat to 350°. Grease 3 (8") round cake pans with cooking spray. In a large bowl, whisk flour, baking powder, cinnamon, salt, and baking soda. In another large bowl, using a handheld mixer on medium-high speed (or in the large bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the whisk attachment), beat granulated sugar and oil until well combined. Add eggs one at a time, beating to blend after each addition, then beat in vanilla. Fold in dry ingredients until just combined, then fold in carrots, raisins, and pecans. Divide batter among prepared pans. Bake cakes until a tester inserted into the center comes out clean, 30 to 35 minutes. Let cool 15 minutes, then invert cakes onto wire racks and let cool completely. In a large bowl, using handheld mixer on medium-high speed, beat cream cheese, butter, and salt until smooth. Add confectioners' sugar and vanilla and continue to beat until smooth and spreadable.Using a serrated knife, cut off tops of cakes so surface is flat, if needed. Arrange 1 cake on a platter. Spread top with frosting. Top with the second cake, more frosting, then the third cake. Spread remaining frosting over top and sides of cake. Sprinkle with pecans.

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i hope you're having a wonderful life here have a blueberry muffin. also I found a carrot cake recipe so here

Ingredients Cooking spray2 3/4 cups (320 g.) all-purpose flour2 tsp. baking powder2 tsp. ground cinnamon1 1/2 tsp. kosher salt1 tsp. baking soda2 cups (400 g.) granulated sugar1 1/2 cups vegetable oil4 large eggs1 tsp. pure vanilla extract3 1/2 cups (347 g.) shredded peeled carrots1 cup raisins1 cup toasted pecans, coarsely choppedCream Cheese Frosting2 (8-oz.) pkg. cream cheese, softened1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened1/2 tsp. kosher salt8 cups (960 g.) confectioners' sugar2 tsp. pure vanilla extractCoarsely chopped toasted pecans, for serving

Directions Cake Step 1Arrange a rack in center of oven; preheat to 350°. Grease 3 (8") round cake pans with cooking spray. In a large bowl, whisk flour, baking powder, cinnamon, salt, and baking soda.Step 2In another large bowl, using a handheld mixer on medium-high speed (or in the large bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the whisk attachment), beat granulated sugar and oil until well combined. Add eggs one at a time, beating to blend after each addition, then beat in vanilla. Fold in dry ingredients until just combined, then fold in carrots, raisins, and pecans. Divide batter among prepared pans.Step 3Bake cakes until a tester inserted into the center comes out clean, 30 to 35 minutes. Let cool 15 minutes, then invert cakes onto wire racks and let cool completely

Cream Cheese Frosting Step 1In a large bowl, using handheld mixer on medium-high speed, beat cream cheese, butter, and salt until smooth. Add confectioners' sugar and vanilla and continue to beat until smooth and spreadable.Step 2Using a serrated knife, cut off tops of cakes so surface is flat, if needed. Arrange 1 cake on a platter. Spread top with frosting. Top with the second cake, more frosting, then the third cake. Spread remaining frosting over top and sides of cake. Sprinkle with pecans.

Have fun (°↓°)

Thanks!

Now all I need is to Cooking spray 2 3/4 cups (320 g.) all-purpose flour 2 tsp. baking powder 2 tsp. ground cinnamon 1 1/2 tsp. kosher salt 1 tsp. baking soda 2 cups (400 g.) granulated sugar 1 1/2 cups vegetable oil 4 large eggs 1 tsp. pure vanilla extract 3 1/2 cups (347 g.) shredded peeled carrots 1 cup raisins 1 cup toasted pecans, coarsely chopped Cream Cheese Frosting 2 (8-oz.) pkg. cream cheese, softened 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened 1/2 tsp. kosher salt 8 cups (960 g.) confectioners' sugar 2 tsp. pure vanilla extract Coarsely chopped toasted pecans, for serving. Arrange a rack in center of oven; preheat to 350°. Grease 3 (8") round cake pans with cooking spray. In a large bowl, whisk flour, baking powder, cinnamon, salt, and baking soda. In another large bowl, using a handheld mixer on medium-high speed (or in the large bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the whisk attachment), beat granulated sugar and oil until well combined. Add eggs one at a time, beating to blend after each addition, then beat in vanilla. Fold in dry ingredients until just combined, then fold in carrots, raisins, and pecans. Divide batter among prepared pans. Bake cakes until a tester inserted into the center comes out clean, 30 to 35 minutes. Let cool 15 minutes, then invert cakes onto wire racks and let cool completely. In a large bowl, using handheld mixer on medium-high speed, beat cream cheese, butter, and salt until smooth. Add confectioners' sugar and vanilla and continue to beat until smooth and spreadable.Using a serrated knife, cut off tops of cakes so surface is flat, if needed. Arrange 1 cake on a platter. Spread top with frosting. Top with the second cake, more frosting, then the third cake. Spread remaining frosting over top and sides of cake. Sprinkle with pecans.

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is it just me or has there been no new sahsrau fics recently

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I just sat down who starts a conversation with that?!?!?!!?!

ruan mei and jane doe. missionary. HEAVY eye contact. RAW. lights ON. SLOPPY kisses. round after rounds. until I’m shooting BLANKS.

I neeeeEDDDDD iTtttttTTTTTT

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how to get an FBI agent watching you 101

STOP

Ahhh yanderes…. Ahhhhhh cannibalism as a metaphor for love or just straight up cannibalism… how I love thee <3

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happy birthday to you happy birthday to you I just sent you a pipe bomb happy birthday to you

In all seriousness happy birthday hope you get lots of gifts and love

Happy birthday to me!.. It’s weird. I never feel older.

Sigh.

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Alright first request here:

So I this is an idea in my head I've had for a while.

Yandere Ningguang who decides to kidnap reader and keeps them (I'll keep them gender neutral but you choose their gender), but the reader is okay with it

Whatever happens next is up to you! Also if you don't wanna do this request it's fine.

She kidnapped, you however she constantly feeds you good food and is such a loving gf to you. your not sure i it's the Stockholm syndrome kicking in, but you just want to make her happy. her smile is so lovely and her gentle voice is so sweet just like her kisses. and maybe if you ask nicely she'll let you introduce her to your family. (That is If she hasn't already assassinated them, you know how yanderes can be at times.)

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the dancing crab meme comes to mind

Okay this is actually really interesting! I can imagine DSC!C(deap sea creature creator) Rising up from the sea and the people just wondering why there's a giant mountain in the middle of the sea, only to realize its a god damn CRAB.

Take a Trip to Crab Mountain

૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა Pairings : Freminette (+ Fontaine) x Deep Sea Crab!Reader

૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა W.K. :

໒꒰ྀིᵔ ᵕ ᵔ ꒱ྀི১ Tags/CW&TW : Fluff

໒꒰ྀི˶˙Ⱉ˙˶꒱ྀིა Author’s note : Crab went through a growth spurt… kinda??? Because nation sized crab couldn’t logically fit anywhere if they truly nation sized… listen guys I’m trying to make it make sense but it it 1 am ToT

Freminette kind of knew his siblings didn’t exactly believe him when he told them about you.

Lyney chuckled lightly while Lynette’s ears twitched and tail flicked. The blonde simply took the teasing and reasoned that perhaps it was for the best they didn’t believe him - that meant he could keep you alll to himself.

Weekends were now spent you taking instead a whole diving bell down to your domain so he could spend more time with you. Of course he was asked about where he was but a simple story about ‘extra training’ was enough to get his sibling and Father off his back… for now anyway.

And it’s not like it was a whole lie! It was honestly kind of true - you’d spar with him, even though he could tell you were absolutely holding back every time, he took no offense. Plus, the dense pressure of the depths made swinging his claymore harder, and limited his Vision use. So all in all he was ‘training’… about twenty-five percent of the time…

“F… R… E… M… Y..?” Your voice broke the diver from his thoughts. He quickly continued to suit up and slipped out of the Bell.

The water was cold but Freminette had long since grown accustomed to the chill - drifting gently towards your dimmed form. You chittered, the low sound reverberating through the water.

Freminette landed on your much longer pincer claw, moving to sit on it as you happily brought it to your face. You chittered happily, singing some incomprehensible nonsense to Freminette while he seriously nodded - taking in everything as though it was an order.

In these depths, the boy genuinely felt heard by you, even as you gently walked around his bell in a pacing-like motion, akin to himself while thinking. Your backside would lighten every now and then - either in emphasis of whatever you were speaking on or simply sparking.

He hadn’t gotten the gall to ask what exactly was on your back - looking more like a small city than the crown he had assumed beforehand - as clearly it was element based. He wanted to figure it out on his own - which was hard when he could swear on the Hydro Dragon that he saw not just Hydro-esk swirls coming off your back, but also slight jolts of Electro and Cryo. Sometimes Freminette would squint and see Geo pillars crumble off your back, Dendro seemed to crawl up your claws at times but died off before it could get to him, hell, he was sure at some point he saw both Anemo and Pyro burst from your shell. Which should’ve been impossible considering the depths you both were at-

Freminette was shook from his thoughts by you, eyestalk close enough for the pupil to engulf his form. Worried eye looked between him and vibrating diving bell. Wait.

Vibrating diving bell…!

HIS ALARM!! SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO PULL HIM UP!!

You watched as the boy scrambled to swim off your pincer claw, struggling to get to the bell. You twisted your body to help him over faster, now understanding the situation, but it was no use as you both watch the bell begin its ascent. You watched as Freminette tried fruitlessly to swim upward, his speed not matching the bells frantic tugs upward. After a while of watching the bell rise higher and higher, it eventually left your dim glow and disappeared into the surrounding darkness. You winced as Freminette sunk down back onto your claw.

His shoulders began to lightly shake while you rapidly looked between him and the darkness of the sea.

Freminette stifled quiet sobs so they wouldn’t be picked up by his microphone for you to hear. He hadn’t even thought that - how could be be so dumb as to not consider - he didn’t think that - his jumbled thoughts swirled like the surrounding water, no longer offering the same comfort as before, now suffocating him. at the very least when the bell reached the surface they could pull him up. It’s wasn’t like he was trapped down here forever!.. They wouldnt just assume he’d die… right?!

You continued to stare out into the great beyond… considering while the boy on your claw broke down. You huffed and turned back to him.

“F… R… E… M… Y…” You grunted out, snapping Freminette out from his breakdown.

“H-Huh?-“

“H… O… L… D… O… N…”

He watched with a dropped jaw as your body crouched, joints groaning like a machine just warming up for use after years of neglect. Your legs and back began to rapidly ignite - a swirl of Pyro and Electo clawing up and down your spine and legs deep into the shadowed depths. You swirled your pincer catching the line Freminette was attached to in your grip so he wouldn’t go flying.

Your back creaked and groaned, and with a sharp crack - large fin-like structures spread out for miles in both directions. Before Freminette could speak, a burst of energy - a combustion of sorts - exploded off your back and down to the floor of the ocean, lighting to way down so Freminette could see just what you truly looked like for a split moment.

He couldn’t describe it if he tried.

Suddenly he was feeling the full force of the oceans pressure on his suit as you both propelled upwards at a speed he would’ve never once assumed was possible.

To the surface you would go for him.

૮꒰づ˶• ༝ •˶꒱づ ˚ʚ ꒰⁐⁐⁐⁐୨🎂🍧🥮୧⁐⁐⁐⁐꒱ ɞ˚

“What do you mean he wasn’t in the bell?” Arlecchino asked. Lyney shook his head, a slight quiver in his voice as he spoke.

“Everything looked fine! I mean, there was untouched food in there for Archons sake! He just… he wasn’t in there Father.” Lynette stood off to the side, surveying the ocean surrounding them.

The trio wasn’t too far off from Fontaine, not secluded per se but definitely not in the general populaces vicinity. Arlecchino sighed, trying to keep the worry from her eyes. She pinched the bridge of her nose and walked to the edge of the peer to stare down into the water.

Lyney continued to search the inside of the diving bell for any sort of clue while Lynette suddenly perked up.

“Does anyone else feel that?” She spoke up. Both Arlecchino and Lyney both looked to her, then each other.

Finally the ground shook, light at first before rapidly devolving into an earthquake. Both Lyney and Lynette struggled while Arlecchino quickly and quietly found her balance and looked out towards the sea. The water bubbled and splashed against the shore as a shadow slowly formed beneath the surface - overtaking a size comparable to that of Fontaine itself.

Then, it hapoened.

The ocean receded quickly, draining out of Fontaine and surrounding oceans, then exploding outward as something burst forth from depths. Alrecchino grabbed Lyney and Lynette before they’d go flying, using both her body and Pyro to shield them from the subsequent waves and rain that came from the angered sea.

Long, thick and spiked legs slammed into the earth, sliding and creating craters as whatever it was landed. The legs spanned over the sea, bridging the gaps between Fontaines lands. As torrential rains calmed and slowed to drizzles, The Harbinger looked to the shadowed sky.

Something large, one could argue larger than the city of Fontaine - perhaps an island of some kind - blocked the sun, held by the long legs the surrounded them. Steam exhaulted from its body like the Meka, the shell cooling from a burning hot red into a much duller color.

“Father!!” Arlecchino immediately looked skyward, stopping to look back down as the legs moved, taking steps to adjust the new island. Large claw-like appendages came into her vision, blurred by clouds. She squinted at the echo, finally letting go of the siblings in her grasp. Slight rain continued to fall, as she stared upward to the beast before her.

Only the sounds of breathing and rain were heard for a moment, before something splashed into whatever was left of the ocean. Arlecchino moved quickly, pulling whatever it was from the water with shocking speed and pulling her scythe out to point towards the humanoids neck. She paused.

With quivering hands it removed its helmet.

“… Freminette?” She breathed. He dropped his helmet and nodded.

She looked towards the sky beast - which was flexing wing-like structures and doing what she could only assume was stare at them - then back at her shaking son.

“… You have a lot of explaining to do.”

૮꒰づ˶• ༝ •˶꒱づ ˚ʚ ꒰⁐⁐⁐⁐୨🍡🍪🍬୧⁐⁐⁐⁐꒱ ɞ˚

Arlecchino, Lyney, Lynette and Freminette sat in a room with Neuvillette, Clorinde and Furina. Outside you continued to simply exist in the mist.

“So…” Neuvillette started, “How do you come to meet this… creature-“ “Y/n.” Freminette interrupted.

“A-Ah! Not to interrupt Monsieur Neuvillette, but they do have a name. And I would like it if you would refer to them as such.” Furina snorted while Neuvillette hummed.

“… Understood. How did you come to meet ’Y/n’, then?” Neuvillette corrected. Arlecchino looked down to the fidgeting Freminette who didn’t look up to meet anyone’s gaze.

“It was an accident really… I dived just a little too deep and uh… ran into them? Well more like they ran into me but-“ Freminette stopped himself from rambling, taking a small breath.

“It was a total accident.” He finished. Neuvillette hummed again and nodded.

“Do you think they’d pose us any harm?” That had Arlecchino glaring. The entire meeting was agreed to sure, but that didn’t mean she liked it. She clicked her tongue, and looked away.

“No!” Freminette gasped. He looked shocked before regaining his composure.

“They would never,” he continued, “… after all the time I’ve spent with them I don’t think I’ve ever even seen them eat haha… hm…” he stopped, Lyney looking towards him.

“Wait. All those weekends you were ‘out training were you really-“ Lyney gasped.

“Freminette! Lying to your siblings! I can’t believe you.” He tutted, the younger looking towards him with an annoyed expression and a whispered ‘is now really the time?-‘ only to be met with more tutting.

“Lyney has a point Freminette.” Arlecchino spoke up, shocking Freminette straight up.

“What would’ve happened if we couldn’t find you hm? If you had somehow forgotten to tell us where you were? Or if you went out entirely on your own and a storm struck. What then?” With every worry voiced, Freminette winced, a practiced ‘sorry father’ leaving his lips. He was only met with a hum.

“We thank you for being so compliant,” Neuvillette started again, “but we hope you understand that we’ll have to keep an eye on this ‘Y/n’ for a while, understood?” Freminette nodded silently, eyes moving out to your still form.

“F… R… E… M… Y…?” Your voice thundered through the air, shaking the ground and buildings.

“Ah. So that’s what they sound like above water.” Freminette spoke while everyone picked themselves up from the sudden sound.

You chittered outside, enjoying the mist and sun.

໒꒰ྀི˶˙Ⱉ˙˶꒱ྀིა Author’s note : Coughs and dies… el. Eldritch crab god reader my beloved… I keep imagining Crab!Reader as this weird fucked up mash between a Coconut Crab, Mantis Shrimp, and uh… idk and fucked up lobsters help-

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I think it's the same thing that happened to the isekai mangas were one type of song and dance was really popular and everyone latched on to that one type of sub genre to were the entire fandom became oversaturated with it

No offense. What the hell happend to the variety in Sagau stories? I know there was multiple different aus(Self aware, Creator!Au, Worship Au, Yandere! Au, Imposter! AU there were 2 more) I was writing for Sagau! Genshin since 2022. When did all the fics get compressed into one or two singular aus?

I'm not trying to offend anyone. But did ya'll burnt out?

Just a tiny rant from a sagau writer for the past 4 years.

Be nice if you respond//

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so a zombie dottore

I had a dream about Dottore.

I only vaguely remember bits and pieces of it but the most clear part was of two Dottores. Dottori if you will.

One was laid on an operating table - vivisected - and another was crouched over him. Both were nude.

The one crouching on the table had his head all the way inside the other chest cavity, then slowly looked up and over at me - I was behind him - and from his nose to chin was absolutely drenched in blood and gore. He was eating the other Dottore as an “experiment”. He was grinning super wide as well.

And then I woke up.

[armyoftheforgottenruler-blog]

I had a dream about Dottore.

I only vaguely remember bits and pieces of it but the most clear part was of two Dottores. Dottori if you will.

One was laid on an operating table - vivisected - and another was crouched over him. Both were nude.

The one crouching on the table had his head all the way inside the other chest cavity, then slowly looked up and over at me - I was behind him - and from his nose to chin was absolutely drenched in blood and gore. He was eating the other Dottore as an “experiment”. He was grinning super wide as well.

And then I woke up.

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how come the oly thing i can think of when i hear 'crab creator' is either the characters eating their creator or that dancing crab meme

Okay this is actually really interesting! I can imagine DSC!C(deap sea creature creator) Rising up from the sea and the people just wondering why there's a giant mountain in the middle of the sea, only to realize its a god damn CRAB.

Take a Trip to Crab Mountain

૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა Pairings : Freminette (+ Fontaine) x Deep Sea Crab!Reader

૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა W.K. :

໒꒰ྀིᵔ ᵕ ᵔ ꒱ྀི১ Tags/CW&TW : Fluff

໒꒰ྀི˶˙Ⱉ˙˶꒱ྀིა Author’s note : Crab went through a growth spurt… kinda??? Because nation sized crab couldn’t logically fit anywhere if they truly nation sized… listen guys I’m trying to make it make sense but it it 1 am ToT

Freminette kind of knew his siblings didn’t exactly believe him when he told them about you.

Lyney chuckled lightly while Lynette’s ears twitched and tail flicked. The blonde simply took the teasing and reasoned that perhaps it was for the best they didn’t believe him - that meant he could keep you alll to himself.

Weekends were now spent you taking instead a whole diving bell down to your domain so he could spend more time with you. Of course he was asked about where he was but a simple story about ‘extra training’ was enough to get his sibling and Father off his back… for now anyway.

And it’s not like it was a whole lie! It was honestly kind of true - you’d spar with him, even though he could tell you were absolutely holding back every time, he took no offense. Plus, the dense pressure of the depths made swinging his claymore harder, and limited his Vision use. So all in all he was ‘training’… about twenty-five percent of the time…

“F… R… E… M… Y..?” Your voice broke the diver from his thoughts. He quickly continued to suit up and slipped out of the Bell.

The water was cold but Freminette had long since grown accustomed to the chill - drifting gently towards your dimmed form. You chittered, the low sound reverberating through the water.

Freminette landed on your much longer pincer claw, moving to sit on it as you happily brought it to your face. You chittered happily, singing some incomprehensible nonsense to Freminette while he seriously nodded - taking in everything as though it was an order.

In these depths, the boy genuinely felt heard by you, even as you gently walked around his bell in a pacing-like motion, akin to himself while thinking. Your backside would lighten every now and then - either in emphasis of whatever you were speaking on or simply sparking.

He hadn’t gotten the gall to ask what exactly was on your back - looking more like a small city than the crown he had assumed beforehand - as clearly it was element based. He wanted to figure it out on his own - which was hard when he could swear on the Hydro Dragon that he saw not just Hydro-esk swirls coming off your back, but also slight jolts of Electro and Cryo. Sometimes Freminette would squint and see Geo pillars crumble off your back, Dendro seemed to crawl up your claws at times but died off before it could get to him, hell, he was sure at some point he saw both Anemo and Pyro burst from your shell. Which should’ve been impossible considering the depths you both were at-

Freminette was shook from his thoughts by you, eyestalk close enough for the pupil to engulf his form. Worried eye looked between him and vibrating diving bell. Wait.

Vibrating diving bell…!

HIS ALARM!! SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO PULL HIM UP!!

You watched as the boy scrambled to swim off your pincer claw, struggling to get to the bell. You twisted your body to help him over faster, now understanding the situation, but it was no use as you both watch the bell begin its ascent. You watched as Freminette tried fruitlessly to swim upward, his speed not matching the bells frantic tugs upward. After a while of watching the bell rise higher and higher, it eventually left your dim glow and disappeared into the surrounding darkness. You winced as Freminette sunk down back onto your claw.

His shoulders began to lightly shake while you rapidly looked between him and the darkness of the sea.

Freminette stifled quiet sobs so they wouldn’t be picked up by his microphone for you to hear. He hadn’t even thought that - how could be be so dumb as to not consider - he didn’t think that - his jumbled thoughts swirled like the surrounding water, no longer offering the same comfort as before, now suffocating him. at the very least when the bell reached the surface they could pull him up. It’s wasn’t like he was trapped down here forever!.. They wouldnt just assume he’d die… right?!

You continued to stare out into the great beyond… considering while the boy on your claw broke down. You huffed and turned back to him.

“F… R… E… M… Y…” You grunted out, snapping Freminette out from his breakdown.

“H-Huh?-“

“H… O… L… D… O… N…”

He watched with a dropped jaw as your body crouched, joints groaning like a machine just warming up for use after years of neglect. Your legs and back began to rapidly ignite - a swirl of Pyro and Electo clawing up and down your spine and legs deep into the shadowed depths. You swirled your pincer catching the line Freminette was attached to in your grip so he wouldn’t go flying.

Your back creaked and groaned, and with a sharp crack - large fin-like structures spread out for miles in both directions. Before Freminette could speak, a burst of energy - a combustion of sorts - exploded off your back and down to the floor of the ocean, lighting to way down so Freminette could see just what you truly looked like for a split moment.

He couldn’t describe it if he tried.

Suddenly he was feeling the full force of the oceans pressure on his suit as you both propelled upwards at a speed he would’ve never once assumed was possible.

To the surface you would go for him.

૮꒰づ˶• ༝ •˶꒱づ ˚ʚ ꒰⁐⁐⁐⁐୨🎂🍧🥮୧⁐⁐⁐⁐꒱ ɞ˚

“What do you mean he wasn’t in the bell?” Arlecchino asked. Lyney shook his head, a slight quiver in his voice as he spoke.

“Everything looked fine! I mean, there was untouched food in there for Archons sake! He just… he wasn’t in there Father.” Lynette stood off to the side, surveying the ocean surrounding them.

The trio wasn’t too far off from Fontaine, not secluded per se but definitely not in the general populaces vicinity. Arlecchino sighed, trying to keep the worry from her eyes. She pinched the bridge of her nose and walked to the edge of the peer to stare down into the water.

Lyney continued to search the inside of the diving bell for any sort of clue while Lynette suddenly perked up.

“Does anyone else feel that?” She spoke up. Both Arlecchino and Lyney both looked to her, then each other.

Finally the ground shook, light at first before rapidly devolving into an earthquake. Both Lyney and Lynette struggled while Arlecchino quickly and quietly found her balance and looked out towards the sea. The water bubbled and splashed against the shore as a shadow slowly formed beneath the surface - overtaking a size comparable to that of Fontaine itself.

Then, it hapoened.

The ocean receded quickly, draining out of Fontaine and surrounding oceans, then exploding outward as something burst forth from depths. Alrecchino grabbed Lyney and Lynette before they’d go flying, using both her body and Pyro to shield them from the subsequent waves and rain that came from the angered sea.

Long, thick and spiked legs slammed into the earth, sliding and creating craters as whatever it was landed. The legs spanned over the sea, bridging the gaps between Fontaines lands. As torrential rains calmed and slowed to drizzles, The Harbinger looked to the shadowed sky.

Something large, one could argue larger than the city of Fontaine - perhaps an island of some kind - blocked the sun, held by the long legs the surrounded them. Steam exhaulted from its body like the Meka, the shell cooling from a burning hot red into a much duller color.

“Father!!” Arlecchino immediately looked skyward, stopping to look back down as the legs moved, taking steps to adjust the new island. Large claw-like appendages came into her vision, blurred by clouds. She squinted at the echo, finally letting go of the siblings in her grasp. Slight rain continued to fall, as she stared upward to the beast before her.

Only the sounds of breathing and rain were heard for a moment, before something splashed into whatever was left of the ocean. Arlecchino moved quickly, pulling whatever it was from the water with shocking speed and pulling her scythe out to point towards the humanoids neck. She paused.

With quivering hands it removed its helmet.

“… Freminette?” She breathed. He dropped his helmet and nodded.

She looked towards the sky beast - which was flexing wing-like structures and doing what she could only assume was stare at them - then back at her shaking son.

“… You have a lot of explaining to do.”

૮꒰づ˶• ༝ •˶꒱づ ˚ʚ ꒰⁐⁐⁐⁐୨🍡🍪🍬୧⁐⁐⁐⁐꒱ ɞ˚

Arlecchino, Lyney, Lynette and Freminette sat in a room with Neuvillette, Clorinde and Furina. Outside you continued to simply exist in the mist.

“So…” Neuvillette started, “How do you come to meet this… creature-“ “Y/n.” Freminette interrupted.

“A-Ah! Not to interrupt Monsieur Neuvillette, but they do have a name. And I would like it if you would refer to them as such.” Furina snorted while Neuvillette hummed.

“… Understood. How did you come to meet ’Y/n’, then?” Neuvillette corrected. Arlecchino looked down to the fidgeting Freminette who didn’t look up to meet anyone’s gaze.

“It was an accident really… I dived just a little too deep and uh… ran into them? Well more like they ran into me but-“ Freminette stopped himself from rambling, taking a small breath.

“It was a total accident.” He finished. Neuvillette hummed again and nodded.

“Do you think they’d pose us any harm?” That had Arlecchino glaring. The entire meeting was agreed to sure, but that didn’t mean she liked it. She clicked her tongue, and looked away.

“No!” Freminette gasped. He looked shocked before regaining his composure.

“They would never,” he continued, “… after all the time I’ve spent with them I don’t think I’ve ever even seen them eat haha… hm…” he stopped, Lyney looking towards him.

“Wait. All those weekends you were ‘out training were you really-“ Lyney gasped.

“Freminette! Lying to your siblings! I can’t believe you.” He tutted, the younger looking towards him with an annoyed expression and a whispered ‘is now really the time?-‘ only to be met with more tutting.

“Lyney has a point Freminette.” Arlecchino spoke up, shocking Freminette straight up.

“What would’ve happened if we couldn’t find you hm? If you had somehow forgotten to tell us where you were? Or if you went out entirely on your own and a storm struck. What then?” With every worry voiced, Freminette winced, a practiced ‘sorry father’ leaving his lips. He was only met with a hum.

“We thank you for being so compliant,” Neuvillette started again, “but we hope you understand that we’ll have to keep an eye on this ‘Y/n’ for a while, understood?” Freminette nodded silently, eyes moving out to your still form.

“F… R… E… M… Y…?” Your voice thundered through the air, shaking the ground and buildings.

“Ah. So that’s what they sound like above water.” Freminette spoke while everyone picked themselves up from the sudden sound.

You chittered outside, enjoying the mist and sun.

໒꒰ྀི˶˙Ⱉ˙˶꒱ྀིა Author’s note : Coughs and dies… el. Eldritch crab god reader my beloved… I keep imagining Crab!Reader as this weird fucked up mash between a Coconut Crab, Mantis Shrimp, and uh… idk and fucked up lobsters help-