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two old generals, both antagonists, both with daughters who disapproved of their actions, both capable of seeing the error of their ways

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Reloading my game because I failed to save Rolan from his dumbass stunt in Act 2 AGAIN

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attention all bg3 players who have also played dragon age!! (which is probably everyone, let’s be real)

im conducting an experiment, so if everyone could please reblog with their romance choices for both games

regards

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Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

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A little warmth at night.

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Oh yeah Mystra? if he’s your man why is he kneeling in front on me bearing his heart out, letting me into his pain and grief, putting my hand over his chest, and asking me to see him and looking at me with those beautiful brown eyes, trusting me to help him heal the wounds you’ve left

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astarion calling flowers gaudy and overbearing, bright even is so funny bc when tav places the simplest daisy on his grave, he bluffs and is like lol that’s cute…..

and then quite literally admits his deepest affection and devotion to tav, how they taught him to love (the gaudy) amidst the desperate, ravaging darkness (himself)

& then fucks you

like bitch, you’re such a loser lmaoooo

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baby angel

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*team ambushed by shadow blight vines, bc wtf perception*

*everyone is winded, there are no potions, bc tav's dummy n left them in camp, shadowheart's fingers are literally shedding skin casting guiding bolt and mass healing every few turns*

*gale, breath ragged and bleeding from his eyeballs*

"i have never wanted to fuck you more than right now*

tav: 👁👄👁

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One thing that makes me sad about Gale romance is that he doesn't read us his poetry :(

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i love the idea.... of gale actually being a bad kisser

like, imagine one night gale confronting tav and bein like,

"as a man who can never satiate his appetite for learning, i implore you to show me exactly what you do with your tongue, because honestly? spectacular work, there"

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when isobel asks tav if they believe in love at first sight, i like to imagine my tav bein soul-backed to a few days prior to everything at moonrise tower, remembering a floating purple orb that fizzed and sparkled magic and just a lone hand, waiting

"i suppose i do, but it was really love at first hand"

"love at-- what?"

& gale's just so giddy n twirlin his hair

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gale havin the "true love's embrace" ring n my tav sportin "true love's caress" to have that warding bond but also, these are wedding rings thank you goodbye

(shadowheart givin lae'zel warding bond, too, bc that is her wife)

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another day at the office, another day im thinkin bout karlach

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all these mf mods of bg3 to make characters "look" younger, and therefor more "attractive" is honestly hot fucking garbage. it completely diminishes the realness of the game, despite it being fucking fantastical. like ya, we can shoot spider webs and lightning bolts from our finger tips, but HOLY MOLY we canNOT have flawed features such as.... pores, and wrinkles, and smile lines bc that's not normal in aging/existing at all,

those that made them mods & those that downloaded it are weak, weak little worm for brains motherfuckers, and im not sorry but i gotta bone to pick with u. u suck

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I love my murder wives