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"but it's out of character" your MOM was out of character when she was whining in my bed and barking like a DOG. boom shaka laka.
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What do you mean "you're going to be a sad lonely old lady with 40 cats"? If I have money to feed 40 cats, I won't be sad, I'll be happy and rich!
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What the flock?! such smart names!
Science should let more cartoonists name things. That how we got the thagomizer and the Rube Goldberg machines. Anyways! SHERLOCK CROWMES!!!!!
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FOR MY LITTLES WHO STRUGGLE
☀️ Eating is okay. You deserve food!
🌈 Taking medication doesn't make you weak
☀️ Having mental illness doesn't mean you're stupid
🌈 Crying is normal
☀️ Being disabled doesn't mean you are useless
🌈 Needing a caregiver doesn't make you bad
☀️ You are loved! You are always loved!
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If there’s a trans character in a show or movie their automatically my favorite character and idk why😭
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@bleep-bloo
How do I pull a lesbian? (I’m a woman dw)
Uh....just be yourself. That usually works.
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Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet
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pleeeaaseee… i need Light Yagami to have seven billion plushies and kiss them all goodnight… i just want it…. I just want it cause it would be silly them seeing the top Kira suspect wishing his plushies goodnight while the cameras were there…..
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those mutual follows where you’ve never spoken but you quietly reblog things from each other every now and then
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gotta be my favorite crossover AU

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Idk I don’t have any examples in particular
I do not think before I speak btw, be prepared to hear the most unhinged things if you interact with me for long enough
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