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wip tag game!
thanks for the tag @arcanemoody :D
rules: the tagger gives a word, then for each letter of that word you share an excerpt from your wips that starts with that letter.
these are all from my sprawling tbitb modern au :3
my word is REAP!
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Roger stares up at the trees overhead, dry leaves rattling in the breeze, and his pensive air makes Don feel a little less alone in his nerves. “I kinda worry about that too. Shorty's not my type, but… if I was drunk enough, and it was someone else in the boat - I’m not good at staying normal after hookups. I get attached.”
That’s all very smart and worth considering, but Don’s brain catches instead on probably the least important part of Roger’s words. “Someone specific?”
Roger stumbles, rights himself, and laughs awkwardly.
“Woah, I’m drunker than I thought if I said that."
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Each step down the rungs of his lofted bed jars his headache and makes his teeth rattle painfully in his skull, but Gordy can still hear the squelch of Johnny’s hand as it slides through the wetness on his cock - Gordy didn’t hear him opening any lube; Johnny must be one of those guys who gets wet enough he doesn’t even need it, Christ, that’s hot. He touches down gently, shivering when his bare feet hit the cold floor, and feels his way in the darkness over to the head of Johnny’s bed.
Suddenly, as he gropes for an empty spot to put his knee and climb in beside Johnny, two things hit him: first, that Johnny is much closer to the edge of the bed than Gordy had anticipated and Gordy’s palm has landed squarely on Johnny’s bare, sweat-slick abdomen, making Johnny hiss and his hips jerk up helplessly against the pressure of Gordy’s hand. And two, that -
“Just to be clear - you were offering me a handjob, right?”
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At the end of the day, Shorty thinks, shifting his laptop up onto his stomach so it won’t press so uncomfortably against his mildly-interested cock, what Jim needs is someone to force him to slow down. Someone who can be gentle and uncompromising at the same time, someone who will reassure him that there’s nothing wrong with taking breaks or giving up control for a while. Someone like Shorty.
Sure, Shorty has never dommed someone in quite that way before, but he can picture himself doing it: standing tall with Jim kneeling placidly before him, eyes soft and slitted with relaxation, mouth gently parted for Shorty to feed his cock inside, all the while murmuring praise and telling Jim he’s a good boy, just sit there and take it; let me do all the work. Maybe Jim doesn’t even know he needs this; maybe Shorty can be the one to help him discover it.
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Perhaps Johnny has misjudged, he realizes, as Bobby’s mouth twists in the beginnings of some savage comeback. But it’s Don who interjects. “It’s fine, Johnny, really.”
“It’s not fine.” Johnny hates the sudden waver in his voice, the loss of a conviction he felt so strongly only moments ago. But Gordy is laughing again, and, as so often happens, Johnny has the sense he’s missing something that Don and Gordy and Bobby all seem to get. It makes him even angrier. “Come on, don’t be dicks. Slut-shaming isn’t cool.”
Now Bobby is laughing, too, which just adds insult to injury. “Looks like the defense squad’s all here. You guys can keep duking it out over my virtue if you want, but I’ve got class to get to so you’ll have to tell me who won later.”
tagging @sparrow-in-the-field @effervescentyellow @seasidesandstarscapes @dogwooddiaries with the word PORT 💖
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you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built
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As a fic writer, i need every reader to know that:
I don’t care if your comment is coherent. I know what you mean and i love you
I don’t care if you ramble. I read every word and i love you
I don’t care if you leave a comment on a fic from four years ago or leave comments/kudos on like ten of my fics in one go. This isn’t IG, pls stalk my AO3. I love you
I don’t care if you mention the same thing in your comment that four other people have already mentioned. It’s actually really useful to know what resonated with people and I love everyone who takes the time to tell me they liked a particular turn of phrase
I don’t mind if your comment is super long or just a couple of sentences, i love them all
I love you
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wild to think that sam was originally intended to be the main character of The West Wing when he doesn’t even crack the top five most interesting characters on the show. tell me more about the press secretary and her very hot, very problematic affair with one of the reporters in the white house press pool! tell me more about the nineteen-year-old orphan working crazy hours for bullshit pay while raising his younger sister and dating the president’s daughter! tell me more about the babygirl deputy chief of staff with survivor’s guilt who causes as many problems as he solves and reads his own RPF on the clock! tell me more about the first lady and the years of insane medical malpractice she’s committed trying to keep her husband’s disability invisible!!
and then sam is like “oughhh noooo i hooked up with someone i didn’t know was a sex worker, whatever shall i do” like oh my god dude can you grow upppppp there’s a raft carrying like seven hundred refugees that’s about to get hit by a hurricane and we gotta secretly orchestrate the assassination of another head of state before lunch
#i like sam but he is the LEAST interesting bartlet staffer by far#he could be the lead of a much more boring show but not tww#do i like him more than will bailey? yes but i think any other character leaving like he did would have taken the show out at the knees
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"A society that separates its lore masters from its horny posters will have its headcanons written by prudes and its erotic fanfic by fools."
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hearing that your characterizations are good is like. the best thing to hear as a fic writer.
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I love shipping shit nobody else has even thunk of. I’m 10k years in advance compared to these other gay people. It’s me and this one other person who wrote fics in 2010 and hasn’t posted since against the world. I’m reading this shit from the ancient scrolls and understanding it.
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Daisy 🌼
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going insane over my own fic idea at midnight on a work night, we are so back
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@hillmouse asked me to make this and i really dont know why like i dont understand at all
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Hi I already said this in the ao3 comments but I genuinely cannot tell you how much I loved Goodnight, Sweet Princess. Your prose is so so good and your characterization is fantastic and. ugh. ough. You said in your notes that you're a beejhawk guy primarily but you write a fantastic Trapper (likely thing for a guy normal about Trapper to say). h. have you ever. considered beejtraphawk (likely thing for a guy whose main MASH ship is beejtraphawk to say). 👀 Proselytizing done I just needed to give you another compliment on that fic because it was phenomenal
IT'S SO FUNNY YOU BRING THAT UP because I have actually been rotating something beejtraphawk-esque for the past few days but it is... logistically complex. to say the least. so I'm hoping that if I just keep rotating it all of the logistical challenges will smooth themselves out and I won't have to sit down and actually untangle them? surely this will work. (relatedly do you know of any uhhhhhhhh show timelines that try to put the episodes in real-world order? understanding of course that this intersperses BJ/Potter and Trapper/Henry episodes but that's hopefully sort of the point)
but thank you SO much, I was very nervous to join (to me) a bigger fandom after years of 10-person fandoms but everyone has been so welcoming and kind! I like it here 🥰
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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times
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every writer has That One Scene that lives in their head rent-free but they can’t write it yet because “the vibes aren’t ripe”
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bernstein
oh thank god, it felt a bit unbalanced just having Woodward
NOTP: it's very important to me that Bernstein never meets Mark Felt
BROTP: I feel like Bernstein and Sussman probably had a really fun dynamic going on prior to the whole bad blood over ATPM thing
OTP: Woodstein
Second choice pairing: Woodstein divorce
Fluffy pairing: peace and love but I'm not sure Bernstein is capable of fluff <3
Angsty pairing: Bernstein/Nora Ephron lmao
Favorite poly ship: Hoffman/Bernstein/Redford/Woodward
Weirdest pairing: I kinda ship him with Ken Clawson? let me get back to you on that one
#i don't think i understand bernstein as well as i understand woodward#i need to think about him more#mustelidverse#ask game
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Since one Bob (Woodward) is already taken let's go with Bobby Hume! (I don't know anything about TBITB but I feel like Woodward was the obvious choice for the Mustelidverse)
you are being too kind to me by not asking about Dean 😔 one of these days I'm gonna crack and write x reader for him
I got another ask about Bobby (Moch) so I'll answer for Don (Hume)!
NOTP: idk if this is a notp but I think Don and Chuck would have absolutely no idea what to do with each other
BROTP: uhhhhhhh tbh I feel like everyone has a crush on Don so I don't actually know about this one
OTP: Don/Bobby, of course
Second choice pairing: Don/Jim
Fluffy pairing: Don/Gordy (they're just two nerds having a good time together!)
Angsty pairing: Don/Johnny (for the same reasons Bobby/Johnny is angsty)
Favorite poly ship: Joyce/Joe/Don maybe? I could see it
Weirdest pairing: Don/Roger. How did they wind up here??? where are Bobby and Chuck?????
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Bobby Moch pairings please
NOTP: again, Ulbrickson :/ just not about that
BROTP: George Morry! (kudos @effervescentyellow for that friendship headcanon)
OTP: Coxstroke 4ever
Second choice pairing: Bobby/Chuck
Fluffy pairing: Bobby/Shorty
Angsty pairing: Bobby/Johnny (bc it's so one sided on Johnny's part in my mind)
Favorite poly ship: Chuck/Roger/Bobby :))))
Weirdest pairing: Bobby/Joe (is that cheating???)
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