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so his mom went to pride by herself and wrapped his dog in a rainbow flag ?? is that what i’m seeing ?? 🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭😭😭

i know you've got people to turn to 🌈 (clairo, slow dance) happy 6 years of basically i'm gay 💌

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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@Luke5SOS: 🎸

29 April 2015

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Can I just say, uh, I’m pretty sure noticing you’re asexual is harder than noticing you’re gay, straight, pan or otherwise. Like, I just read someone’s desciption of hitting puberty and, like, there’s nothing like that. There’s no sudden ‘boob’ moment, no sudden ‘fuck, I’d fuck that’ moment, not sudden anything. You just, like, plod on through life as usual going ‘oooh, that’s pretty, I’d like that hair’ or ‘oooooh, they’re nice, I’d like to be close to them’ but there’s no like, ‘oh, someone would want to fuck that but I don’t’, you know? You just- you don’t notice, you don’t realise everyone else has ‘had a moment’ but you haven’t, you just- keep going as you always have.

And then, much much later, you start to wonder why people are getting so caught up in drama for romance or sex, like, why bother? It’s not worth it, they’re not worth it, why are you doing stupid things for something that’s so- and then you wonder if there’s something wrong with you, start mentally over compensating. Like ‘uh, okay, um, who should I date? Who can I stand to date? Who could I stand to fuck?’ like- it’s not, it’s not something you want, but you want to fit in, to be normal.

Sometimes you don’t even know that you’re doing it.

Sometimes you don’t even know asexual’s a thing.

I dunno, I guess, I just feel like, uh, people should understand more?

idk sorry thank you for listening to me

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the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

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this heat is crazy

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he's so funny

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when you’ve been patiently waiting to talk about your new cube at show and tell and someone interrupts

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IN THIS HOUSE WE STAND FOR THE FLAG🗣️🦅💥

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Have a baby Dan

and a cunty baby phil in return <3

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In honor of tit day I thought I'd post this WIP i've had sitting on my computer for the past few months! It's eventually going to be muchhhhh longer.... that is when I start working on it again

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dan: i rly love sex…. like i loooove sex i have it ALL the time. couldn’t live without a good fuck every day of my life hoooo boi. did i mention i get laid??? so much. horny on main amiright haha but no worries i can Get That Taken Care Of when i have SEX

dan: btw i literally never leave my house. ever. also phil is the only human being i have interacted with in my entire life :/ can’t believe i’m stuck inside this house with phil 24/7…….

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phoppy phlaytime chaphter phour 🦖🦁✨ — more phan doodles here │ request a commission!

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i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

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to that beautiful woman that went all out with the dance to chk chk boom during the dublin terrible influence pre show playlist: i think about you all the time

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✦ i make you laugh… i make you smile (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) ✧ 

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this is a redrawing of this animation i did of Dan & Phil in December 2015 ♡ needless to say, a lot has changed in the last 10 years ♡

more phan doodles here