as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary
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Iβve got a war in my mind so i just Blog
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we all have that one homie whose aphorisms are superficially witty but lack a certain intellectual verve
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i canβt believe my infant son just let it linger for the first time and my wife didnβt even get it on tape
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Y tu mamΓ‘ tambiΓ©n, Alfonso CuarΓ³n
Gael GarcΓa Bernal
Maribel VerdΓΊ
Diego Luna
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YOUR ADDICTION HAS AFFECTED US IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS YOU ARE ANNOOOYING
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if this song has no fans iβm dead
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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these π«΅stupid little breads in the case
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im not parasocial im paraenemy i hate that guy personally
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ngl seeing the end year when someone writes succession (2018-2023) kinda makes me wanna kill myself
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