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FTM PASSING ADVICE

- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders

- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage

- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect

- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something

- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna

- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it

- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there

- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation

- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy

- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight

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theflowerhat on ig

excerpt from the original post: this is dictamnus albus—commonly called gas plant. on hot days, it emits a citrusy, flammable oil that briefly ignites when exposed to flame. it’s completely harmless to the plant, but incredible to witness.

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Monika ୨❁୧ stimboard

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Pink ୨❁୧ webcore, keyboard, glowing stims

୨❁୧- Like and reblog if you like it! -୨❁୧

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I like how the "Welcome Back" meme always lines up death days with birthdays, because it implies that souls only attach to hosts that have already exited the womb. Perhaps amniotic fluid repels souls (how could we use this?), or perhaps souls cannot differentiate between mother and child until the umbilical cord is severed. But I imagine the most common explanation would be that the soul enters the body via inhalation (at first breath), which would make the soul an airborne parasite. But to answer your question, no I cannot explain the gap in my resume.

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dispeldice on ig

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perhaps sorcus.. the roblox admin..

i know nothing about roblox admins but i did my best!!!

sorcus stimboard!!

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requests ... open! (´• ω •)

posted by cyber >_<

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Bluudud lore /hj

I couldn't stop laughing while making this yall 💔

( I wanna apologize for the making of this monstrosity)

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fictive culture is what do you MEAN there is literally hundreds of pieces of fanart of me and somehow NONE of them are accurate enough for a pfp??????

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🐍 Butterflyreptile on IG

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Being a system is so surreal because you get stressed for a couple of weeks and your brain goes y'know what we need for our continued survival. Kasane Teto.

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I used to be a proficient googler who never wasted a word but since Google is near useless no matter how good you are at it now I have reverted to just typing in entire questions like an old person

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Proximity mod is super cool and makes really cool interactions. I truly believe today it is a necessary tool for SMPs. HOWEVER sometimes I miss the magic of someone yelling "VC TWO VC TWO"

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Fiddlepat Stimboard!

Fiddlepat is from Grocery Gang! / Made for @rbadictt !

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@rbadictt hope you like it

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After three days, I finished it

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i find it really charming when kids have specific interests that are wildly incongruent with their age or their general demeanour. there's a kid in my class who's a pretty standard 12-year-old except that he is deeply deeply obsessed with bagpipes and finds a way to incorporate bagpipes into every project i give him

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I’ll feed you then go away for a decade again

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I’ve been a bit Ichance pilled lately

Don’t mind how like-boring their outfits are I just idk man UGGHHHHH