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I like how dogs - at least the smart ones - seem to have some capacity of understanding that there are differences between people in what they are and are capable of doing, and allowed to do. And an uncanny ability to nonverbally negotiate about what they want you to do. We're sleeping over at my boyfriend's family's place for the time being due to them having AC and we don't, and I woke up this morning some time just past 7 am, and the younger one of the dogs came to greet me with a waggy tail and Morning Stretches like

"Hiiii :3 you're awake. Could you perhaps let us outside to go morning pee? Oh, you're not allowed to do that? Well, would you maybe like to wake up my Home People? I'm not allowed to do that :3 so you could perhaps maybe do that for me? :33 Oh you're not allowed to do that either? Well fuck me then I guess. Useless fuck."

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John Rogers, proving himself once again to be an entire vibe.

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hannibal is so cringefail because how do you successfully get away with literal murder and cannibalism for years all while being a well respected sophisticate and food connoisseur and then risk it all for a guy covered in dog hair who is also an asshole and also wants to kill you real bad

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this flopped on twitter so let’s test the waters here

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the scene where alana is like “i feel like I’ve been poisoned” and will’s like “we’ve all been poisoned” is funny in hindsight because alana is talking about how she was being fed human meat and cartilage beer for 8 months and will is talking about how he’s kind of in love with hannibal

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crazy that hannibal rebounded with someone who looks almost identical to will, murdered him, skinned him, deboned him, then carved and folded his flesh into the shape of a human heart and mounted it in front of the altar of a church for will, who by the way, built a whole boat and sailed across the atlantic, knowing exactly where to find hannibal

crazy that this is a thing that actually happened and i didn't just make it up in my head

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“we finally caught the cannibal that has been terrorising this state for years”

“oh awesome! what was his name?”

“you’re not going to believe this”

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a comment a day keeps the insanity at bay

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One of the wildest Hannigram shot sequences in the entire series is in the dinner scene in S2ep10. It has Will seductively licking the flesh of a man he beat to death with his bare hands off his fork while smirking at Hannibal and Hannibal smiling about it like a blushing bride. Like okay just say you both want to taste some long pork that’s under the table instead of on it already

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put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

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Me: *agonizing over whether a semicolon goes here, what the proper dialogue should be there, other assorted rules and semantics*

Terry Pratchett: "!" said the stranger.

THAT'S ALLOWED?

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Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter —covered in blood and feral

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"is hannibal in love with me" my brother in christ was the homoerotic drawing of you both as achilles and patroclus not enough 💔

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