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the vibes in this photo are immaculate and i cannot begin to explain why. this has gotta be a top 10 naochi photo for me like...come ONNNN

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omg veronica thats gonna make an incredible movie 😂 i vote for this movie to go into production as soon as the union gets what they want!!!

so in my camera roll we got….

vintage shea coulee, trixie mattel, and kim chi 😭 took me forever to scroll through my saved pics to find someone who i dont know irl/personally or wasnt a ref pic for my classes 😂

and song is…

baby can i hold you by tracy chapman 😭 this would be a very very interesting movie for sure lmao

thank u for tag baby!!! and ill tag @bogozbinted and @sweetestberryofthebunch and whoever else feels like participating absolutely should <333

you’re starring in a movie with the last person saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title. who/what is it?

Tagged by the effervescent @glittertrail and honestly so psyched for this. 🤩💖🫶

So the most shocking part here to me is how FAR BACK I had to go back in my gallery to find a picture that had a person I didn't know personally and wasn't a meme sent by someone on WhatsApp and therefore auto-saved against my will. Anyway...no one is surprised it's her, right?

Bonus: our supporting cast. Aka Logan, Rebecca Rubin, Samantha Parkington, Twink, IQ, Red Fraggle, Baby Evangeline, Kermit, Cuckoo Bird, Friendship Bear, Cheer Bear, Sexy Koala, and the Lollies. Aka the friends on my headboard because I'm what? A tax-paying adult with no kids and therefore no rules. 🤣

Title of the movie: Say Yes. Currently playing. Hahahaha, this is perfect. Can we make this movie for real?

Tagging @imstillafuckinglibra @buffyathena @theartificialdane @artificialcandycane @artificiallita @grinder-lector @aqalbatross @jaicourtneyfan @missdandee @momsthetic @unforth and anyone who sees this because it's fun as fuck!!! 💃

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collection of naochi hugs that i think abt Often,,,,

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waaaaa thank you so much for your constant naochi posting!!! 💖 i love them soooo muchhhhhhh shssjssjsj i rly wish they were as popular as other pairings in the fandom :( i mean there’s SO MUCH content and love from them over the yearsss. like how they used to post each other on their birthdays, kim standing up for the hate naomi got on as4, naomi ALWAYS bringing up her love for kim whenever she can, kim saying that naomi has a special place in her heart, them living with each other in 2020 🥺 THEYRE SO ADORABLE!!!! thank you for reviving my love for them xx

omg this is so fucking special for me to receive 😭😭😭thank you so so much for sharing ur kind words!!! i still have more naochi posting to do but somehow these days i manage to psych myself out of doing it 😂 but if u would ever love to obsessively talk naochi with me send me a DM!!! i love to talk abt Them <3333

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@ob53551ve​ 

YOU,,,,,,, YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IM GETTING AT.

THEY ARE SO FUCKING GAY OH MY GOD DOES SOMEONE ELSE HAVE AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS WHAT WHAT THEY ARE SOUNDERRATED YALL NEED TO WAKE UP

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i love race chaser so much and ive been very entertained by their review of season 8 but i literally. finish each and every episode trying not to rip my hair out of my scalp bc i Know Things abt season 8 and ive obsessively researched it and I KNOW SO MANY THINGS AND THEY. ARE SIMPLY TALKING ABT IT. my obsessive brain cant handle it at all, i keep filling in random details in my head between like every single sentence they say omg i wish i wasn't like this 😭😭😭

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super excited to run this!! there’s not a set time limit to fill out the form right now, so if the mood strikes you then come join us <33

DUNGEONS AND DRAG QUEENS!

Hello! The 50K reward is being organized by the amazingly wonderful Candy Cane (@artificialcandycane)! The game will be Drag Race themed and super fucking fun!

Fill out this form if you want more info:

If you have any questions in the meantime, you can message Candy Cane on their tumblr or send in an ask! 💜

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bonus points if you put in the tags which specific era and season !

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hi ok this clip from the Werq the World documentary series actually haunts me 

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@sweetestberryofthebunch​ ur right weve been teasing her for far too long but i think the moment is upon us i really do 

ok well. i guess im gonna make the powerpoint after all. @veronicasanders we may as well go ahead and plan powerpoint night bc uve got that onion powerpoint and ive got the naochi so its perfect

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I cannot believe I am seeing naochi on my dash in the year of our lord 2023,, literally did a double take sjdkkd

I can’t believe it took until march for it to appear

I love them and i will die for them.

Rewatching season 8 with my friend really got to me …

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ok well. i guess im gonna make the powerpoint after all. @veronicasanders we may as well go ahead and plan powerpoint night bc uve got that onion powerpoint and ive got the naochi so its perfect

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a collection from my naochi folder that i look at far too often

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literally im so excited to have u here ive been brainrot posting abt them for like a year now all my hardwork (and @bogozbinted​ ‘s) is paying off omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

We don’t talk about them enough

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feeling the naochi brainrot tonight folks <3333 tbh i wanna actually make the naochi powerpoint so bad but also. effort 😔

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god im love,,,,,,, them,,,,,,,,,

We don’t talk about them enough

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I just wrote 8 pages when I haven't written in months and was beginning to think I'd never be able to again. Idk what it is, but I am sharing and manifesting this energy for every writer who sees this. May you write 8 quality pages effortlessly and find joy writing once more