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My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

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Rita Ora with a chrome dinosaur spine, 2023

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As I am being currently informed to write:

I am incredibly normal and nothing is wrong with me

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My latest creation, a bicycle made of twigs. It’s meaning is incredibly complex

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Why is it so easy for people to understand that gay men may want to appropriate and play with femininity but so hard for them to understand gay women might want to do the same with masculinity

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sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is

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🦀💬🦀💬we like the carrot of mystery very much.

•° 🗨🦈it's when there is a CRONSH! it's °. c. 🦐 chewchew! it's a show about chewing 🦀. 🐠it's for fun crunchy sound carrot!!. 🦀 .•

🗨🦀🗨🦀we are unperturbed with what the carrot of mystery may represent. .° •.

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the other day i went “ugh why am i so hyper” then i went blank for a sec and was like. wait i literally have The Hyper Disorder. like did i forget or

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sorry yeah we queer coded your boyfriend. he’s arguing with his brash and emotionally reserved rival over something trivial for comedic effect. they have a special, vaguely suggestive bond that sets them apart. hm? oh uhh. yes they are blue and red

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Absolutely terrifying.

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rose lalonde is like ‘look at this dark and fucked up version of the squiddles logo… this is just a glimpse into the evil and dark interworkings of my mind… one stare could easily set an innocent one ablaze… be afraid.’

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VIDEO GAME: SKYRIM

PERSONAL RATING: ★★★★★ 5/5

FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES

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This is the first post to the blog that I have created