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Just wanna say that you and John had the funniest meet cute of all time.

-holmie anon

Funny? What exactly was so amusing about our first meeting?

I simply displayed my superior intellect and deduction skills to impress John, and I'm pleased that it eventually paid off, albeit with some delay.

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Favorite thing that you stole from Buckingham Palace besides the ashtray? Also favorite thing you've stolen from Myc?

-A

I have never stolen an ashtray from Buckingham Palace.

His dignity when I beat him in one of our games. Also, utilising his credit card without his permission is quite convenient. My most favourite, however, is stealing the last 4 letters of his name.

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holms are you a fan of the undead :)

I am more a fan of the dead, particularly when their demise involves suspicious circumstances. Those cases often captivate me the most.

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Excellent!

What are your top three music artists?

As already answered here: Wagner, Bach, Beethoven.

I find the current music scene rather unengaging.

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Feel free to interpret that however you see fit.

Hi John, What kind of tea did you have at the Buckingham Palace? Do you still have the ashtray Sherlock stole for you?

@artofdeductionbysholmes has a better memory than I do but I do remember there were no biscuits…

Ashtray? What ashtray?

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Sherlock, Sherlock, Sherlock, Sherlock

*hugs you*

Kindly refrain from embracing those you don't know.

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Hey Sherlock, when was the last time you threw a temper tantrum on the floor, "cigarette begging" style?

Never.

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What do you think, John? @consultjohnwatson

A Taylor Swift song that reminds me of you and John is Down Bad

It's fair to assume that the abundance of expletives in the lyrics suggests they're from John's point of view, right?

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A Taylor Swift song that reminds me of you and John is Down Bad

It's fair to assume that the abundance of expletives in the lyrics suggests they're from John's point of view, right?

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No spoilers, John!

Do you watch much tv? If so, what’s your favourite show or movie? My personal favourite show is Taskmaster.

I don't.

I've noticed that whenever I watch something with John, the outcomes seem entirely too predictable. It's as if the element of surprise evaporates the moment we start watching together. @consultjohnwatson tends to become rather irritable during those moments.

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What do you like most about Dr. Watson?

He is the only one who can tolerate my eccentricities without complaining too much about it.

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There’s gotta be some mainstream music you like, Sherlock.

Why?

One might argue that Wagner was quite mainstream in his time.

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Do you like the blue bracelet that I’ve made, Mr Holmes?

"S❤️J"

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Any recommendations?

Do you like any Taylor Swift songs?

No.

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Fine. The photographs captured [redacted] in a [redacted]. It also involved [redacted] in several [redacted] and [redacted]. It was quite amusing, to be honest.

Mycroft!!

@atamh

Hi John, What kind of tea did you have at the Buckingham Palace? Do you still have the ashtray Sherlock stole for you?

@artofdeductionbysholmes has a better memory than I do but I do remember there were no biscuits…

Ashtray? What ashtray?

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I find rumours rather fascinating! They often reveal intriguing facts about me that were previously unknown. Even to myself.

She expressed gratitude for my assistance in retrieving some sensitive photographs involving a member from the Roy—oh, perhaps I've said too much already.

Hi John, What kind of tea did you have at the Buckingham Palace? Do you still have the ashtray Sherlock stole for you?

@artofdeductionbysholmes has a better memory than I do but I do remember there were no biscuits…

Ashtray? What ashtray?

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Yes, I do. It appears Rosie has a strong fondness for it.

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