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AU where everything's the same except Ford is evil.
That's it. That's the only difference. He's been working with Bill all along.
Weirdmageddon still ends the same way; the only difference is Ford didn't consent to participating in the identity-swap plan with Stan.
It's the worst possible outcome for Ford: he wanted Bill to win, but he also wanted his family to stay safe. Now neither will happen.
I started drawing these because I wanted to provide context for making an Evil Ford costume design, and then I didn't even do that lmao. Also because I was imagining "if Ford ran into an alternate of himself out in the multiverse, who would be the ABSOLUTE LAST Ford he'd ever want to meet?" and I think it's this guy.
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me going to the store for some chips and a soda

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Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!
I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.
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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body
#as someone who gets back pain SO EASILY and has conditions that make their posture terrible (hypermobility and dyspraxia i'm looking at u)#yes. yes please. i would like that much so ;-;
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my beautiful princess with a disorder ❤️

*shakes bag* I've come back w food
Killer by rahafwabas
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I feel like some of you guys think "bad art" is like someone gluing rhinestones to a water melon, or a guy who made his own armchair out of Ohio license plates, or a trashy romance novel where someone says "the blue-eyed one kissed the brown-eyed one," when in reality bad art is a 1000000 Billion Dollar movie where none of the workers got paid and every single creative decision was market tested to see how lucrative of a profit it could foreseeably make to wow shareholders.
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I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.
That’s enough to keep me going.
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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Learned a new french phrase and immediately skeleton’d it, nous sommes de retour!!
(I’m not entirely sure I’m using it right but we’re back to educational mistakes lol)
Lmaooo cuties. I have never heard the word laquais in french, I guess it's lackey? but Idk if I've ever even heard it used! Looked it up and its meaning as lackey is actually old french, nowadays it means 'somebody servile'. So actually accurate! Nightmare would use old French XD
Tuerie is something my mom says lmao, very good word, not a lot of equivalents in english measure up to french slang in my opinion.
All of it is right grammatically, Good job! be wary though, while saying 'c'est une tuerie' here works C'est is very rarely used for people, while 'it' in english can be used about living beings in english the same can rarely be said about C'est in french. Except in. This case. In which it's maybe a bit strange? But thinking about it, it could be something someone would say. Maybe more like 'c'est une tuerie ce gars' which reinforces that you're talking about a guy™. But overall it makes sense it's written good so 10/10! Bonus for the pun. Bonus for fun and cute art.
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people who don't experience hyperfixation don't know what it feels like to hyperfixate so much on something that it becomes not only your subject of obsession but also your source of happiness and literally the main reason why you still keep going; literal source of strength and life.
shoutout to my favorite fictional characters, favorite people, favorite ships, favorite movies, favorite tv shows, fanfics and archive of our own
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