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Oh Jonny boy

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Happy pride month!

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Bold words from a guy who is about to get disassembled by wooden puppets

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"Why is it a problem if students use AI to get through college"

Because if you demonstrate to me that you're willing to set aside concern for truth, evidence, and verifying things with your own eyes whenever it happens to be inconvenient for you, I have a solemn responsibility to make sure you don't get into medical school.

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Monster high anyone?

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"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

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It’s me, boy…

guys please stay safe online u never know whos on the other side of the keyboard like it could literally be a person with blue eyes…

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Everybody give it up for columnar jointing

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"did i tell u this already?" we are in a timeloop and i am in love with u tell me again

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got a giant and i mean GIANT fresh-squeezed strawberry lemonade at the farmer's market today. i'm talking like a full quart with a straw in it. very delicious. five dollars. nice. as i was leaving, laden with vegetables, a young man waved at me and asked where i had acquired my immense beverage. and after i pointed him toward the stall and informed him of the various prices and flavors, he looked toward the sky, basketball shorts flapping in the breeze, and bellowed to the heavens, "oh i am gonna SLUUUUUUUURP that." happy slurp that saturday everyone.

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he's free now

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officially graduated college yesterday! yippee!

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Not even the gods can help you with that, brother

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im spreading heinrich and alice becoming best friends propaganda i dont care i love him immediately and i want them to gossip

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@ Heinrich Unheimlich: