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asagaoluke · 7 years ago

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“i hate everyone but iris” fuck u too i guess

did u welcome me back??? no

#so fuck u!!! ig #eli chatter #rinxpana

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asagaoluke · 7 years ago

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i love u bitch

aint never gna stop loving u... bitch

#i still hate u moosey #eli chatter #turnaboutstorms

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asagaoluke · 7 years ago

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welcome back from the dead !

I LOVE YOUUUU

#I HATE EVERYONE BUT IRIS #eli chatter #snnybee

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asagaoluke · 7 years ago

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did you expect a fuckin party when you make a post eli what the fuck

uh. yeah

#be quiet why dont you love me!!!#eli chatter #turnaboutstorms

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asagaoluke · 7 years ago

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me: makes an innocent post all my followers on asagaoluke dot tumblr dot com: eli how dare you. what the hell do you think you’re doing

#SHUT UP YOU ALL MISSED ME #eli chatter

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asagaoluke · 7 years ago

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dee i swear that notif gave me a 5 minute montage of murdercocks golden months

DJHDJS A FLASHBACK TO THOSE OLE CURSED TIMES

#i am so sorry i just thought abt asagao for like 2 seconds and had to drag everyone else down w me #eli chatter #rinxpana

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asagaoluke · 7 years ago

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“asagaoluke is back with another post” motherfucker

AH I AM TRIPLE MOTHERFUCKER???

#helloooooo dont forget you're here forever!!!#eli chatter #turnaboutstorms

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asagaoluke · 7 years ago

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reminder that i highkey love this game

#i hope this gives ppl notifications and scares them #eli chatter

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asagaoluke · 8 years ago

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murdercock is making a revival and i, for one, am horrified of it

#*nodding w tears on my face* help me #mudercock tag

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asagaoluke · 8 years ago

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hey i was a fool and an idiot when i posted this and now i realise that pbg is sayori and i was blind when i made this post have a nice day

anyways ddlc!au tell me about it bitch

well mai would be monika obviously bc mai already breaks the fourth wall in asagao canon

and jimmy, shane, and ian would be sayori, natsuki and yuri respectively

and that’s all i have so far

#eli chatter

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asagaoluke · 8 years ago

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anyways ddlc!au tell me about it bitch

well mai would be monika obviously bc mai already breaks the fourth wall in asagao canon

and jimmy, shane, and ian would be sayori, natsuki and yuri respectively

and that’s all i have so far

#eli chatter #go wild add to it throw ur thoughts @ me #tsundere--goddess

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asagaoluke · 8 years ago

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tumblr: “asagaoluke is posting again!” me, sighing loudly: “THIS BULLSHIT AGAIN”

I SAW LEV POSTED ON HIS BLOG AND HAD TO DO MY BIT. YOU’RE NEVER GETTING RID OF ME

#eli chatter #im always gna be here!!!! always #tsundere--goddess

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asagaoluke · 8 years ago

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me: im over it me: me: me: why was ian eating spaghetti with a spoon

#my first post on this hellblog has almost 300 notes how did we let it get to this

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asagaoluke · 8 years ago

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my last post on this blog was 3 months ago and i cant have that. anyway, ddlc!asagao au

#eli chatter #me w a megaphone: WAKE UP BITCHES !!! GET UP

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asagaoluke · 8 years ago

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Asagao Academy fun fact: Actual IRL Luke “Yungtown” Sizemore wrote the love poems that Asagao Luke sends to Hana in PBG’s route.

Source:

#I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM #those poems are trash though #luke

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asagaoluke · 8 years ago

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jared has a squip

#its so OBVIOUS to me now. of COURSE he has a squip #eli chatter

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asagaoluke · 8 years ago

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Yungtown is an angel. A literal angel. The reason he is never seen without a hat is because he hides his halo beneath it.

#THIS IS REAL #luke

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