asaltysquid
asaltysquid
probably kinning the most autistic man in the room
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25 | It/He | Queer AF | Stone Butch Boytoy Main Projects: Riptide Waterpark / Trigger Happy / Sacrilege Kill your cringe before the cringe kills you. Married to @moldymutt
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asaltysquid · 10 hours ago
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steam sale:
$4000.00 unfinished triple a game now on sale for $3999.95!
The most life changing indie game you've ever seen, usually $4.99, now on sale for $0.45
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asaltysquid · 4 days ago
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One of the most important things to unpack and unlearn when you’re part of a white supremacy saturated society (i.e. the global north) and especially if you were raised in an intensified form of it (evangelicism, right wing politics, explicit racism) is the urge to punish and take revenge.
It manifests in our lives all the time and it is inherently destructive. It makes relationships and interactions adversarial for no good reason. It undermines cooperation and good civic order. It worsens some types of crime. It creates trauma, especially in children.
Imagine approaching unexpected or unacceptable behavior from a perspective of "how can this be stopped, and prevented" instead of "you’re going to regret this!”
Imagine dealing with a problem or conflict from the perspective of “how can this be solved in a way that is just and restorative” instead of “the people who caused this are going to pay.”
How much would that change you? How much would that have changed for you?
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asaltysquid · 7 days ago
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So fun fact from the reptile breeding world;
These guys are insanely delicate and hard to breed (partially because they're almost entirely aquatic with hyper specific water parameters and eat almost entirely fish so it's also super easy to give them parasites if you don't have a safe food source) and if you ever see them for sale near you there is a 98% chance they are wild caught. I've only heard of like maybe 3 guys who have successfully bred these guys in captivity and they're very prone to fungal infections. It's also HIGHLY dangerous to take them out of water as their bodies aren't built to hold their weight on land so I worry about the ethics of a lot of these pictures.
So yes in conclusion they're very cute but definitely be careful not to accidentally unethically source an animal because they're cute and always do your research on weird creatures for sale near you.
((mainly talking about this because I've been seeing these guys more available in my area))
elephant trunk snakes are absolutely ridiculous. That's a creature alright.
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asaltysquid · 8 days ago
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A comic about Venom and Failed Reporter Eddie Brock investigating some missing persons in an attempt to revive his career. They unknowingly cross paths with the culprit- Seymour Krelborn who has been secretly feeding innocent citizens to his bloodthirsty, codependent alien companion… (are we talking about about Audrey or Venom??)
First 10 pages of Venom vs Little Shop of Horrors!! Currently working on lining 11-20
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asaltysquid · 8 days ago
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Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.” 
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asaltysquid · 12 days ago
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honestly most of the Superman (2025) "discourse" just feels like
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asaltysquid · 16 days ago
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@wriwriadvice bestie bestie lookit her
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A celebration of Werneck's adorable mini Ororos
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asaltysquid · 20 days ago
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#Repost @mattxiv
may the universe reward their bravery
first image by @soulwork6
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asaltysquid · 20 days ago
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Been thinking a lot about Jewish Peter Parker lately.
Also Jumblr genuine question, would Pikuach nefesh allow for Spiderman-ing on the Sabbath or because he's actively seeking out crime, be regarded as work since it's protecting "potential endangered people" rather than actively in danger.
My boyfriend discovered he's Jewish a few years ago so we've been learning together and he brought up this question the other day and I thought it was one y'all would enjoy.
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asaltysquid · 22 days ago
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Buncha my marvel sketches from transit and shit this week. Playing with these characters like dolls.
Also I love you forever SnapCube realtime fandub Mary Jane
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asaltysquid · 24 days ago
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*wokely* tell me what genitals you have, stranger i just met
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asaltysquid · 28 days ago
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-sigh and taps mic-
Peter Parker is really into older men. Don't even try to shoot your shot unless you've got a few silver hairs. Wade gets a pass because Peter has no fucking idea how old he is. Devastating to find out he's only like a few years his elder.
-everyone boos and throws trash at me-
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asaltysquid · 1 month ago
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hey if u think that murdering jewish people at a jewish museum is like totally fine please fuck off of my blog and go fuck yourself thanks. i don't wanna hear anything you have to say. i hate this fucking website
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asaltysquid · 1 month ago
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Y'all as a reptile breeder I'm like...95% sure these legless lizards are fuckin.
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mean as fuck why is he doing that
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asaltysquid · 1 month ago
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Feeling very normal about my boyfriends whale tail as of late.
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asaltysquid · 2 months ago
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So boyfriend's omegaverse themed birthday party was yesterday and let me tell you it was genuinely delightful to see adults get so excited and impassioned for what was initially a bit.
One person showed up in Spock cosplay with booty shorts painted to say "know your herstory."
But genuinely the delight of the evening was we had a most bizarre found ABO fanfic reading contest, and the only aroace in attendance was the only one brave enough to read explicit NSFW.
It was Omegaverse Muppets. Yes she did voices. I'm going to be riding this high for at least a week.
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asaltysquid · 2 months ago
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My like.. favorite malicious compliance to do at the pet store I work at, is when jerks ask for feeder insects. You see I'm allowed to be somewhat liberal, especially with crickets that are less than 5 cents each, and normally I am. However if you're a prick and you ask me for, let's say, 100 crickets, you can be certain, no matter how long it takes, you will get exactly 100 crickets. Hell maybe even 96-98 crickets just to fuck with you. Because what mad man counts out 100 crickets.
something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch
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