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I think the first law of being an audio drama fan is that you have to contemplate how the protagonists of every show show you've listened to would react if they wound up in night vale, and I sincerely believe that the funn twins wouldn't even register anything weird with the type of shit they got going on. rudyard sees dead animals falling from the sky and just runs to antigone like "if we can figure out how to bill this cloud then this could be a very lucrative source of income for us."

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you bully cecil about confessing his love on live radio but honestly if you like someone u should be as blunt about it as possible or nothing will ever get done.

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Spread this for a larger sample size, please.

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Propaganda below the cut:

5 Star reviews of ordinary objects and concepts that start off kind "haha" and finish kind of "oh.." but in a philosophical way

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[video with music] another animation from a few years back ft. the TAZ Balance trio! (bgm: Wonderland - Round Three by Griffin McElroy)

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i’m gonna start showing people this clip and telling them it’s the magnus archives

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I've just started listening to the Welcome To Night Vale podcast, and I'm pretty sure that everyone in Night Vale only hates Desert Bluffs because they're the normal version of Night Vale.

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wow taz amnesty is so cool... i wish west virginia was real 😔

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Propaganda below the cut:

What it says on the tin. Twice-weekly podcasts about historical events/things/people that you probably haven't heard of. This one's been running since about 2008, and has a ton of episodes to dig into.

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wolf 359 characters as dril tweets

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In lieu of Kat's usual Shitty Valentines (affectionate), the toafn discord presents... Character Dating Profiles!

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Okay, time for my

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"You should be at the club" Direct exposure to the club would kill me instantly

"You should be at bar trivia night" This I cannot deny

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doomed by the narrative and haunted by the narrative and a secret third thing (narrating the narrative)

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the best way i can describe barry bluejeans is as a guy who's “just some guy” in spite of his entire personality and not because of it. like that’s a guy with absolutely no business getting categorized as “just some guy,” but because he’s a middle-aged man named barry bluejeans, he just keeps getting away with it