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people talk about the weirdness of seeing school friends get married and have kids but its even crazier when its online friends. like bro i've seen your carrd kin list. we went to homestuck together. brothers in chronically online arms. what do you MEAN youre pregnant.

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Juvenile Egret checking out the world.

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whats everyones first video game (criteria can be whatever you want but im going for the first game i remember playing as a kid) mine's harvest moon friends of mineral town

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Black Skimmer (Rynchops niger). Family Laridae, order Charadriiformes.

South Padre Island, Texas, USA. April 2021.

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Gym attendant that I do not like thinks GenAI is the future for technical writing, saying it’s the same as how digital calculators replaced all math jobs, too.

I point out that accountants still exist.

He does not have a response to that.

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The problem with having a child with an attorney that has spoken to the child like an adult since birth is that she's 4 years old and she's negotiating the order in which we're going to complete tasks as a family to best suit her idea of an ideal day.

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What we have here my friends is one of my all time favorite birds. In my top 5 for sure. A mourning dove.

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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tree swallow

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My face when I'm getting... a day off.

Mandarinente ♂️ (mandarin duck) am Pumpsee im Rosensteinpark, Bad Cannstatt.

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Atlantic Puffins. The adult puffins return to the cliffs around 21:00 to bring food back to the nests, and the golden hour light is perfect for photographs.

photos by me. 2025-06-07, Runde, Norway. Our trip was so, so wonderful.

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I wish I had other fun updates other than “oof, my neck (but slightly less than last week)”, but that’s been most of my life lately! Dance class starts a new routine tonight & I might try belly dance next week too.

Also, there are birds. Birds are good.

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i know this is censorship and everything, but i laugh literally every time i read this:

'thank fucking god this king is dead. and that's all there is to say, ignore the three other lines of blacked out text'